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Can people and pigs breed together? It's a joke.

At the birthday party of a president's girlfriend, everyone ate and drank almost, so they began to tell some jokes. First of all, the president said at the beginning that a foreign driver came to Guangzhou and drove to a place called "Renhe", and he didn't know the way. He called his friend and asked where he was. The driver looked around blankly and saw a pig farm. Then he called me to the phone next to the "Guangzhou People and Pig Farm", and the people next to me listened very happily. The assistant to the president went on to say that it was in this breeding ground that the director was on a business trip and the boar in the breeding ground died. Several female departments of the unit issued a document asking the director: "The boar is dead and the sow is waiting for breeding. Do you want to buy it right away or wait for you to come back? " The director replied decisively: "Wait for me!" The department manager of the company also came to laugh: "A farm couple raised two pairs of sows, white and fat, but they were abducted by a wild boar one night and finally recovered from the mountain." A few days later, they were kidnapped by wild boar and never heard from again. Farmers scold their mothers all day, but peasant women repeatedly sigh that this is the power of love, dead old ghost. Didn't I run with you like this? " A section chief of the banking regulatory bureau is unwilling to lag behind: "A pig farm officer took six pigs on a business trip. In the evening, he found a guest house, and the waitress didn't want to receive it. The official promised to give her a pig before entering. He was embarrassed when he went through the formalities, and he sent another pig. When I entered the room, I felt stinky, so I sent another pig, begged to cook, and also sent a pig. After taking a bath, he asked the waiter to come to the room at the cost of a pig. Finally, You Zhu cruelly gave it to the waiter, demanding to perform her kindness. At first, the director stopped sweating and stopped. The waitress anxiously asked him why, and the director said shyly that if I kept going, there would be no pigs to send. What should I do? The waitress was out of her mind and shouted, you damn fool, don't I have pigs here? As a result, the officer chased six pigs on the road the next morning. "