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Fan Wei's Sketch (Laughing the whole audience)

Wei Fan is a famous comedian in China. His sketches often make the audience laugh. In his sketches, he can always turn trivial things and small details in life into humorous jokes, which makes people laugh. Next, let's look at Fan Wei's sketches. I'm sure you will be amused by him.

Sketch 1: "Shopping"

This sketch tells the story of Fan Wei's experience of going to the vegetable market to buy food. He said: "Buying food is really a science. Not only do you have to bargain, but you also have to look at the dishes and know which booth is fresh and which booth is cheap. " He also told an interesting story that once he bought a chicken, and when he got home, he found that there was a price tag on the chicken leg, which read "5 yuan/Jin", and the chicken he bought was whole and weighed 3 Jin, so the chicken he bought only cost 15 yuan.

Essay 2: "Unlock"

This sketch tells the story of Fan Wei's experience in helping his friend unlock the lock. He said: "unlocking is also a science, not only using locksmith tools, but also cracking passwords." He also told an interesting story that he once helped a friend open a password lock. As a result, his friend told him that the password was "123456", and he said, "I really wasted my time."

Essay 3: "Fitness"

This sketch is about Fan Wei's experience of going to the gym to exercise. He said: "Fitness is also a science, not only using fitness equipment, but also mastering the correct exercise methods." He also told an interesting story. He once saw a girl with a good figure in the gym, and he wanted to talk to her. As a result, the girl asked him, "Are you here for fitness or to pick up girls?" He said, "I was stupid at that time."

Paper 4: "Tourism"

This sketch tells the story of Fan Wei's travel experience. He said: "Tourism is also a science, not only to plan the itinerary, but also to choose the appropriate means of transportation and accommodation." He also told an interesting story. He once got lost in a trip. As a result, he asked a passer-by, who told him, "You are going in the wrong direction, so you should turn left." As a result, he turned right and got lost again

Essay 5: "blind date"

This sketch tells the story of Fan Wei's blind date. He said: "blind date is also a science, not only to dress up, but also to master the skills of mutual communication." He also told an interesting story. When he was dating, the other party asked him, "What's your hobby?" He said, "I like playing games." As a result, the other party said, "Then find a game machine to live in." He said, "I want to bury myself."