Indian corruption jokes

On 2021August 12, India played another big joke in front of people all over the world. According to The Hindu,

The Indian launch vehicle lost contact more than five minutes after it was launched at the local Davin Space Center. The authorities also tweeted that the rocket had been successfully launched.

You know that. This rocket has attracted people's attention all over the country, especially after India saw the successful launch of China Shenzhou 12.

I want to prove my space strength, but I never expected that the Indian rocket would stage a historical comedy again, and it would be broadcast live.

India's ability in space is ironic.

Take this rocket as an example. India spared no effort to build it.

First, I bought a professional cryogenic liquid engine from Russia. In order to achieve a sensational effect in India,

The satellite launch was specially made into a live webcast. In just eight months, two rockets failed to launch.

This is absolutely unimaginable in the aerospace field of other countries.

You know, rockets are different from ordinary weapons, and their cost and launch cost are simply amazing.

Take the Delta rocket in the United States as an example, the cost of each launch is at least about 65.438+0.4 billion dollars, equivalent to about 700 million yuan.

Moreover, it also saves the intermediate link. For this reason, the Indian people are very angry and hope that the Indian government will give a reasonable statement.

Therefore, after the rocket launch failed, the Indian government immediately arranged an investigation team. In terms of investigation, the Indian government is the most active.

Before the building collapsed, the dam broke, the plane crashed, and so on. They all checked themselves at the first time.

But every time the result is not satisfactory, the candidate can be said to be perfunctory.

Some Indian officials directly said that the failure of rocket launch was caused by the epidemic.

Yes, you heard me right. The Indian government believes that due to the outbreak of the epidemic, all walks of life are affected, leading to problems in the capital chain.

So the rocket broke down halfway. Although the Indian government explained it clearly, the local people did not buy it and shirked their responsibilities with obvious support.

Under the constant condemnation of the Indian people, the official department stood up and announced the real reason for the rocket launch failure.

Then the most direct cause of rocket launch failure is the failure of the third stage cryogenic engine.

Failure to ignite on time eventually led to the rocket losing power, and the three-stage engine happened to be an engine developed by India itself.

Early Indian rockets used hydrogen-oxygen engines made in Russia. But I don't know for what purpose,

In this rocket, India replaced it with its own three-stage engine.

Perhaps India is too eager for success and wants to show off in front of people all over the world. Even the global broadcast was done. Is there still an engine missing?

Obviously. India still overestimates its ability, and now the space station in China has been opened.

India is still in the stage of rocket launch. Then the problem is coming.

Why can't India, with a population of more than one billion, even build a qualified rocket?

Take the rocket engine as an example. At first, India only took refuge in Russia, and later, with the help of the United States, India fell into the arms of the United States.

Due to the loss of Russian technical support, India could not find its own engine, and the number of failures was simply outrageous.

In addition to technical assistance from other countries, India's wonderful design in the aerospace field is also the main reason for frequent failures.

The technical level is not enough, so we have to bite the bullet and complete the indicators, so Indian R&D personnel began to repair the work.

Take carbon fiber composites for example, because India can't make them, they simply use stainless steel instead.

You know, stainless steel was eliminated decades ago, let alone used in modern aerospace research and development.

But India just doesn't take the usual road, resulting in the production of rockets that are big and heavy, with a total weight of more than 200 tons.

It's hard to imagine how such a heavy rocket got into the sky. Because the rocket is too heavy, the booster on the rocket increases again and again.

Finally, the rocket's third-stage engine lacked power and failed directly. If India really wants to make a difference in space,

I suggest learning from China's pragmatic spirit. Do you think India can realize its space dream in the future?