Tell some super funny jokes that I want to hear?

1, Mary told her friend Ross that she wanted to meet her net friend. Ross is worried about her.

"Don't worry about me," said Mary. "I asked to meet at the golf course."

"Why are you there?" I asked.

"First, there is a public. Second, it's broad daylight there. Third, I have a bat. " She said.

2. A customer is shopping in a department store. He walked up to a salesgirl and asked, "Miss, I want to buy a birthday present for my brother. But he doesn't lack anything. What should I buy him? Do you have any good suggestions? "

The salesgirl suggested, "How about giving him my phone number?"

There is a cake shop. When making a birthday cake for a customer, the cake maker can always associate the cake with the occupation of the customer. With a birthday cake with glasses, he will make a perfect wink on the cake.

The dentist's birthday cake, he will make an open cake with teeth and tongue.

One day, a customer came to the store, looked at the samples and introductions for a while, and was ready to leave. The baker stopped her and asked politely, "What can I do for you?" The female customer turned around and replied, "Oh, thank you, I don't think so. Today is my husband's birthday, but he is an anorectal doctor. "

A driver was driving at high speed on the highway and knocked down a bald guy. At this time, a beautiful woman drove by, and the crying driver quickly stopped to ask.

Driver: "I killed him. What should I do? "

The beauty smiled, went back to the car and took out a can of aerosol, sprayed it on the dead. The person who was hit actually stood up, smiled and waved to them, and left smartly.

The driver was overjoyed, and he gratefully went to the beauty: "Thank you very much. What magical potion did you use? "

The beauty handed him the magic jar, only to see it read: "magic aerosol is specially used to treat hair loss and make people with hair loss reborn."

My mother always wanted to learn piano, so my father bought her a piano on her birthday. A few weeks later, I called home and asked my mother how the piano study was going. My father said, "We returned the piano, and I persuaded her to switch to the clarinet."

"Why?" I asked.

Dad said, "Because she learns clarinet, she can't play and sing at the same time."