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Li tells jokes to Empress Dowager Cixi.
Master: Tell me, tell me, is this domino big or big?
Slave: dare I say so? I want my head. I quickly said: ancestors, ancestors, of course.
The earth is big, and the earth holds the sky. Without the earth holding the sky high, wouldn't it be a collapse of this day? Ancestors won, ancestors won. (Narrator) Hey, he was happy when I said that, hehe. ...
Master: Little monkey, what a sweet mouth. I'll give you twelve taels of silver to buy a leather coat.
Slave: Fold! Thanks to our ancestors. What a coincidence you say this is. Two cards, her day card and my ground card, she is not happy again.
Master: Monkey, didn't you just say it was big? Then you win this time!
Slave: (Narrator) It doesn't matter if you listen to him. I'm sweating and shaking with fear. I quickly said (to my master): ancestor, ancestor, that was just now. Now, ancestor, you have lost the land and turned it around. Without your protection, wouldn't this land just jump out? The ancestors won, and so did the ancestors, haha. ...
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