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Li tells jokes to Empress Dowager Cixi.

Clown (Empress Dowager Cixi and Li Playing Cards) 2007-09- 14 13:40 It is said that Empress Dowager Cixi and Li played cards, Empress Dowager Cixi touched Zhang Tian's card, and Li touched a land card. Empress Dowager Cixi asked: Monkey cub, do you think it is big? Li replied: big, big, big, big. Cixi was so happy that she played again. This time Cixi touched a land certificate and Li touched a land certificate. Cixi was unhappy and asked, Monkey cub, do you think it's bigger or bigger this time? Li quickly replied: big, big, holding the sky. Zhu Shihui, a famous clown in Hubei Peking Opera Theatre, plays a slave, but he is sharp-edged and breathtaking. The play is:

Master: Tell me, tell me, is this domino big or big?

Slave: dare I say so? I want my head. I quickly said: ancestors, ancestors, of course.

The earth is big, and the earth holds the sky. Without the earth holding the sky high, wouldn't it be a collapse of this day? Ancestors won, ancestors won. (Narrator) Hey, he was happy when I said that, hehe. ...

Master: Little monkey, what a sweet mouth. I'll give you twelve taels of silver to buy a leather coat.

Slave: Fold! Thanks to our ancestors. What a coincidence you say this is. Two cards, her day card and my ground card, she is not happy again.

Master: Monkey, didn't you just say it was big? Then you win this time!

Slave: (Narrator) It doesn't matter if you listen to him. I'm sweating and shaking with fear. I quickly said (to my master): ancestor, ancestor, that was just now. Now, ancestor, you have lost the land and turned it around. Without your protection, wouldn't this land just jump out? The ancestors won, and so did the ancestors, haha. ...