Please give me a longer and funnier joke

Part 1

Baozi and noodles had a big fight, but because Baozi was too meaty, he was beaten badly by the noodles. So when he left, he said to the noodles: "How brave" Don't go, I'll ask my partner to teach you a lesson.' Baozi went to make an appointment with fried buns, steamed buns, bread, etc., and was about to go find some noodles to talk about, but he met instant noodles on the way, and Baozi and others surrounded them for a while. After the beating, Instant Noodles was beaten indiscriminately, and asked Baozi why he beat him? Baozi replied: Noodles, don't think that because you permed your hair, I won't recognize you!

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Part 2

After the instant noodles were eaten by sea, I felt very unhappy, so I teamed up with rice noodles, udon noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and fried noodles to go find Baozi to settle the score. Unexpectedly, I met xiaolongbao on the road. The instant noodle finger looked at it carefully for a while and said: Brothers, come on! Use more force to make the instant noodles flat. After flattening the steamed buns, the tribesmen walked away. Later, other people asked about Instant Noodles and said, "You were so hard to flatten just now. We didn't know you hated him so much." Instant Noodles said: I just wanted to do a little K. I didn’t expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children’s clothes... The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

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Part 3

After finishing the instant noodles and sea dumplings, I became more and more angry because I wanted to have a continuation of the stall, so I went to look for xiaolongbaos with the other noodles again, but unexpectedly I met a cutter on the road. Bao, wow! Instant Noodles roared furiously, taking the lead and beating him wildly. The beatings made all the noodles feel a little cruel. Zhongmian pulled Instant Noodles away and asked, "Why are you so angry?" Instant Noodles said, "That's too much. It’s enough, just pretend to be cute, and part my hair in the middle..."

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Part 4

After Xiao Long Bao found out why he was beaten... he felt very wronged... so he told the situation to Cai Bao, Bean Paste Bao, Pan-fried Bao, and Pickled Cabbage Bao. .'You stay here, let's go find the guy who permed his hair'... They were very angry and went to instant noodles to settle the score. On the way, they met Mi Noodles... so they gave Mi Noodles a hard repair... ... When I left, I said, 'Man, my hair is permed. I should just stay at home. Don't look at other people's cuteness. I'm mentally unbalanced...**!!'