What's the funny joke? (More than one)

1. Xiaoming asked his father to tell him a story, and his father said, "I want to hear long stories and short stories!" " "Xiao Ming:" Dragon! Father: "Once upon a time, there was a fly." ... hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum ... "Xiao Ming:" ... I'd better listen to it briefly ... Father: "Once upon a time, there was a fly." ... hum, bang! "2.a and B crossed the road and met a red light. B is going to run a red light. Just took two steps ... I heard someone shouting behind me: "light, wait for the light!" " Hearing this, B turned and said, "Only you have information ..." 3. A giraffe accidentally stepped on the poop of an orangutan in the forest ... and then they fell in love ... Then other animals asked the giraffe what brought you together? Giraffe replied: it's an ape (edge) point!

A panda made two wishes on her birthday! First of all, you can have a good sleep ... Second, you can take a color photo in your lifetime!

5.a and B are deskmates, and C and D are deskmates. One day A said to B,' My deskmate is a fool …' B was furious! Say to A: Your deskmate is a fool! Their conversation was heard by C! C also said to D, "My deskmate is a fool!" D laughed at C: "Ha ha ha ha! I also heard their conversation ... Do you think I will be fooled by you? My deskmate is a fool ... "