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2. Go to the canteen to pack your bags when you are a freshman. Who knows that there is something wrong with the punch card machine, I will draw 25 yuan. My brother, who sells steamed stuffed buns, couldn't add it back for a long time and said piteously, "It's okay, I remember you, and I will come here often in the future until I run out of extra money." I have to agree. Poor me, I ate steamed buns for a semester, and Brother Steamed Bun still owes me 2.3 yuan ... The most exasperating thing is that I haven't found a girlfriend after four years in college! ! ! Until graduation, one day I was walking on the campus tree-lined road, listening to a group of girls pointing behind me and whispering, "Yes, that's him! ! Don't find such a boyfriend in the future, and go to the second canteen to eat steamed buns every day without paying! ! "
3. When I was in college, one day at the student meeting of the whole school, the head teacher wanted the Physical Education Commission to check whether the girls at work were there. He said to the Sports Commission (a lecherous boy): Go and tidy up the girls in the class. The sports committee member was flattered and asked in a low voice, "Kiss first … which one?"? The teacher thought for a moment and said, of course, press the student number!
In the history class, the teacher was talking about the first class. Xiaoming had been dozing off. The teacher asked in class, "Xiaoming, who burned the Yuanmingyuan?" Xiao Ming was so scared that he was completely sleepy that he replied in a panic: "I didn't burn it!" " " .
On the second day's home visit, the teacher talked about it: "I asked Xiaoming, who burned the Yuanmingyuan?" He actually said that he didn't burn it. " At this time, Xiaoming's mother quickly replied: "My Xiaoming has always been honest. He said that if he didn't burn it, then he certainly didn't burn it. " Xiao Ming's father stood up and said unhappily, "burn it and pay for it." .
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