Quick search: a joke about "water resources"

2005- 12-2 1 23:25:24

drink water

One day, a semi-illiterate farmer came to town in the scorching sun. I am thirsty and want to find a place to sell water. Suddenly I saw a plaque hanging in front of a shop, which read: Clear water pool. It should be a bathhouse, but he only knows one word in the middle: water. It is a recognized place to sell water. Let the waiter carry the water. The shopkeeper couldn't beat him, so he asked someone to bring out pea bath water. What does this man care about the taste? He took a few sips and then swallowed it. Thanked him and left, but left the cattail leaf fan on the counter. The shopkeeper saw it and ran to give it to him. The farmer said gratefully, "Boss, you'd better sell your tea quickly, it's a little spoiled."

No drinking water.

My brother and I were eating watermelon together, and my brother accidentally swallowed a melon seed. The younger brother looked worried and said to his younger brother, "Our teacher said,' When seeds are watered, they will sprout and grow. You can't drink water If you drink water, watermelon seedlings will grow in your stomach. How uncomfortable it will be! "