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1) Dear friends,

Hello!

Every time I see your thin yellow faces, weak bodies, dark skin and eager eyes in the news, I can't wait to fly to your side and take you to our campus full of laughter.

I remember meeting you online by accident. I once saw such a post: "In mountainous areas, people can't let their children study nearby, but let them climb hundreds of meters of mountains and wade through countless rivers." Some children can't even enter the campus because their families are poor and they can't watch the national flag rising. Let's give our love! "

After reading this post, my heart is full of ups and downs, and my thoughts are myriad. I tried my best to find a place to donate money to you, and it took me a long time, but I failed every time. Just when I wanted to give up, God found me again. I invested ten dollars without hesitation, and my heart was full of unspeakable ease and joy. From then on, I donated money every chance I got. Although I don't donate much, mostly one yuan and two yuan, these odds and ends of coins contain a lot of expectations. If God gives me three wishes, the first one will lift everyone out of poverty. The second wish is that all children can go to school. The third wish is to make the world full of love. Although this is a fable, as long as everyone contributes, we can make great contributions to the construction of your mountain area. I think as long as all women buy one less box of cosmetics, all men smoke one less cigarette and all children buy one less toy and donate money to you, then my three wishes will come true. Of course, we need your efforts and wisdom.

My friends, the future is beautiful. Believe in yourself, believe in everyone, and through hard work, we will certainly be able to enter a bright classroom and live a better life. You said, right?

hope

Good health and academic success!

(2) A letter to a mountain child

Children in mountainous areas:

Hello! I am a student of Class 5 (2) in Qilin Primary School of Nanshan Experimental School. I am very cheerful. I like swimming, reading and listening to music. It is a great honor to organize "hand in hand" activities with your school. I hope we can be good friends!

I live in a beautiful city, which is Shenzhen. Shenzhen is a city with developed science and technology. The traffic here is very developed, and there are highways everywhere. In addition, the greening here is very good, and there are trees everywhere. Our city also has a concert hall, a conference center and so on ... it can be said that it has everything.

Our city is very developed, and planes, cars and trains are all connected with Shenzhen, so it is very convenient to go to your place. Our school is also very good. The school has a gymnasium, a basketball court, a football field and a playground. There is a computer and a big TV in our classroom. Isn't that great? You can visit our school next time!

Our headmaster is very kind and attaches great importance to our quality education. After organizing a series of activities such as going to Canada, I took part in the past activities in Canada, which was very interesting. It was my first time to go abroad, and it was a meaningful trip for me. I still have many stories! I'll tell you later.

How is your study? How is your life? Write back to me quickly! We know each other, and we will come to you later, so we can communicate face to face. I am looking forward to it! What about you?

I wish you:

Learn and progress!

Good health!

We'll see you later!

(3) Children in Taiwan Province Province:

Hello!

We should be reunited in our mother's arms and feel her warmth together.

Warm. Thinking of this, I can't help writing a letter to your unknown friend.

Letter.

Although we have never met, I want to send a sincere and eager friend.

My heart is dedicated to you-a friend from afar. My name is Song Kexin, and I am 12 years old. I am a job.

Spitting, cheerful and happy little girl. Me, with black hair and a pair of small ones.

In my small eyes, my mother often says that I am a "mouse eye", and my mouth is neither too big nor too small. long

Just so-so, but I'm proud of being tall, and no one dares to bully me. This one

Never let us feel strange. Maybe you are a carefree person like me.

Little girl (little boy), or you are a boy (girl) with great ambitions.

Children). In any case, we will be integrated into the big family of China. Let's pull it.

Hold hands of friendship and sincerely wait for that day to come!

My hometown-Qianjiang is in the mountain city of Chongqing. I love my hometown, where there are four.

Surrounded by mountains, green mountains, blue sky and clear water. By the way, China's cattle.

Bacon and pearl blue tea are both produced in my hometown. If there is an opportunity, I hope you can come to mine.

Come and play in my hometown. I'd like to be your tour guide. Although my hometown is not rich, it is acceptable.

The place of love, the beautiful public square and the shining lights are a landscape of my hometown.

Line. There are Wuling Mountain, Xiaonanhai, Forest Park, ... These are all good places for leisure and entertainment.

There are countless places.

I am now studying in Class 5, Grade 6, People's Primary School. I love my school, my school.

There are flowers and trees all around, as if wearing a green garland. Teachers cultivate us.

Become strong.

Friends far away, let's cross the ocean and wait for the day of reunion.

This is the end of the letter. If you are willing to make friends with me, please write back and talk to me.

Children draw the blueprint of 2 1 century together.

Wish: learn and progress, go up a storey still higher.

Dear friends:

Hello!

I remember those eyes eager for knowledge and looking forward to a happy life, and those lovely, childlike smiling faces always haunt my mind and touch my heart at all times. I miss you very much, dear friends! You guys okay?

My name is Gao, and I am 9 years old. I am a sophomore at Huaping Primary School in Minhang District, Shanghai. In my class, I am smart and lovely, I am not behind in anything, and I am among the best in every exam. Of course, sometimes I can't control myself and even make jokes! People nicknamed it "Naughty Boy". I believe you have got a general understanding of me.

According to my mother, the mountain road in your place is rugged and difficult to walk, especially after the rain, it is muddy and you will fall down if you are not careful. However, the difficulties didn't scare you, and you still stubbornly hobbled forward to school, never falling behind. Your school buildings are low and crude, and some of them are even in rags; Your desks and chairs are uneven, and some even "lack arms and legs"; There are two copper bells on the branches in front of the classroom, which purr all the year round ... I still remember those short pencils, erasers that I can't hold, and seamless calculation books ... In contrast, it makes me feel so happy. It also makes me feel something is missing. What is missing? I think it should be a spirit, a spirit of perseverance and desire for progress. This spirit is something I should actively learn. I will cherish everything in front of me and study harder!

Friends, I will always care about you in the distance, and I will do my best to help you. Let's hold hands and be sincere friends! Let's live the same happy and beautiful life, let's join hands and swim happily in the ocean of knowledge!

Paying is happiness! Let's join hands, heart to heart and grow up happily under the same blue sky.

May our friendship last forever!