It’s a joke, I’m so anxious to say it.

An old man returned home after a walk and suddenly found a beautiful female thief stealing from his home. Ha! But you have been caught. The old man picked up the phone and wanted to call the police. The female thief begged, please don’t call the police. You can do whatever you want. The old man thought that if you don't play with it, it will be delivered to your door anyway. OK, put on your clothes and go to bed. The old man spent a long time but couldn't do it, so he got up and said, "Hey! It doesn't work anymore, let's call the police!"

A man called home while at work. The person who answered the phone was an unknown woman.

The man said: "Who are you?"

"I am the maid here." The woman replied.

"We didn't hire a maid?!"

"The mistress of this room asked me to come this morning."

"Oh! Then I am her husband. Is she there?"

"Yes. But...she is in the room upstairs with a man...who I thought was her husband. "

The man was very angry. He said to the maid: "Listen, do you want to make a million yuan?"

"What do I need to do?" Female the servant asked.

"I want you to get a kitchen knife from the kitchen and chop up those two adulterers and whores!"

The maid put down the phone and the man heard footsteps. Then came two screams.

The maid came back and picked up the phone: "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them into the swimming pool." The man said angrily.

"What kind of swimming pool?"

"Ah...is the phone number here 832-4821?