Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Broadcast manuscripts of campus radio stations
Broadcast manuscripts of campus radio stations
B: Feel with your heart, listen with your heart, and let's soar in the sound of campus together!
Please listen to today's broadcast:
1, torch relay column
Step 2: Skills
3. Story box
4. The origin of festivals
Please listen to Almaty, the first stop of the torch relay.
B: Almaty is a tourist city with unique scenery. It is located in the hilly area at the foot of Alai Mountain (called Waiyili Mountain in China) in the southeast of Kazakhstan, surrounded by mountains on three sides. Area 190 square kilometers, 700-900 meters above sea level. It is famous for its abundance of apples, and Almaty means Apple City in Kazakh. Most residents are Russians, followed by Kazakhs, Ukrainians, Tatars and Uighurs. The population is114000 (199565438+1October statistics).
Almaty has a long history, and the Silk Road from ancient China to Central Asia passed through here. The city was founded in 1854, and 1867 became the administrative center of a governor's jurisdiction in Turkestan. The Soviet regime was established in 19 18, and 1929 became the capital of Kazakh Soviet socialism. 199 12 After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, it became the capital of independent Kazakhstan.
A: Let's listen to a little trick: cure a cold.
Soak your feet with hot water every night 15 minutes. The amount of water should not exceed the foot surface, and the feet should be red after soaking. You can heat the oil and pour it on the shredded raw onion, and then eat it with cold dishes such as tofu. Wash your face with cold water every day. Grab a handful of water to wash your nostrils, that is, gently inhale a little water from your nostrils, then spit it out and repeat it many times. Rub your hands together, and massage Xiang Ying point (located at the middle point of the nasal groove and the outer edge of the flat nose) 10 times or more after the palm is hot. Pour boiling water into the cup and take a deep breath into the hot air until the water in the cup becomes cold, several times a day, which can relieve the symptoms of nasal congestion. Blowing hot air on the temple several times a day for 3 to 5 minutes each time can relieve symptoms.
B: What will the story box prepare for you today?
Nails:
There was a boy with a bad temper, so his father gave him a bag of nails. And told him that whenever he lost his temper, he would nail a nail in the fence in the backyard.
On the first day, the boy nailed 37 nails. Slowly, the number of nails hammered down every day decreased. He found it easier to control his temper than to hammer those nails.
Finally, one day, the boy will never lose patience and lose his temper again. He told his father about it, and his father told him that from now on, as long as he could control his temper, he would pull out a nail.
Day by day passed, and finally the boy told his father that he had finally pulled out all the nails.
My father took him by the hand and came to the backyard, saying, You have done well, my good boy. But look at those holes in the fence. These fences will never be repaired. What you say when you are angry will leave a scar like these nails. If you stab someone with a knife, no matter how many times you say you're sorry, the wound will last forever. The pain of words is as unbearable as the real pain.
After listening to this story, I have an idea: people are often hurt forever because of some persistent insistence. If we can all start from ourselves and start to treat others with tolerance, I believe you will receive many unexpected effects ... helping others open a window is to let themselves see a more complete sky. ....
Yesterday was World Meteorological Day. How did it come into being? Let's pay attention together!
World Meteorological Day is the anniversary of the establishment of the World Meteorological Organization, which falls on March 23rd every year. Every year, "World Meteorological Day" has a theme, which requires member countries to hold celebrations on this day to widely publicize the important role of meteorological work.
1960 The Executive Committee of the World Meteorological Organization decided to designate March 23rd as the World Day of Remembrance, and requested member countries to hold celebrations on this day every year to widely publicize the important role of meteorological work. There is a central activity on World Meteorological Day every year. On this day, member States can carry out various forms of publicity and commemorative activities according to the central content of the year.
China is one of the founding countries of the World Meteorological Organization, and resumed its legal seat in the organization from 65438 to 0972.
Do you know what the theme is every year? Please listen to me one by one:
196 1 year: meteorology
1962: contribution of meteorology to agriculture and food production.
1962: traffic and meteorology (especially the application of meteorology to aviation)
1964: meteorology-a factor of economic development
1965: international meteorological cooperation
1966: World Weather Monitoring Network
1967: weather and water
1968: meteorology and agriculture
1969: economic benefits of meteorological services
1970: meteorological education and training
197 1 year: meteorological and human environment
1972: Meteorology and Human Environment
1973: international meteorological cooperation 100.
1974: Meteorology and Tourism
1975: meteorology and telecommunications
1976: weather and grain
1977: weather and water
1978: future meteorology and research
1979: Meteorology and Energy
1980: human and climate change
198 1 year: World Weather Monitoring Network
1982: space meteorological observation
1983: meteorological observer
1984: Meteorology increases grain production.
1985: meteorological and public safety services
1986: climate change, drought and desertification
1987: a model of meteorology and international cooperation
1988 meteorological and propaganda media
A: Let me say a few:
1989 meteorological service aviation
1990: meteorological and hydrological departments serve to reduce natural disasters.
199 1 year: Earth's atmosphere
1992: The weather and climate are developing steadily.
1993: meteorology and technology transfer
1994: observing weather and climate
1995: public and meteorological services
1996: meteorological and sports services
1997: weather and urban water use
1998: weather, ocean and human activities
1999: weather, climate and health
2000: Fifty Years of Meteorological Service
200 1: volunteers for weather, climate and water
2002: Reducing vulnerability to weather and climate extreme events
2003: Pay attention to our future climate.
2004: Weather, Climate and Water in the Information Age
2005: Weather, Climate, Water and Sustainable Development
2006: prevention and mitigation of natural disasters
2007: Polar Meteorology: Understanding Global Impacts
This year is: observe our planet and create a better future.
A: Finally, let's end today's broadcast with a wonderful poem.
aqua
The wind is rubbing among the grass and the trees are full of green.
A faint haze, a delicate and pretty place, a hazy place.
Surrounded by a bamboo forest
Entanglement with flowers
A crooked dream
B:
Standing between sunrise and blue smoke
Birds sing in March.
I don't know, in the morning breeze, I am deliberately drawing a meticulous painting.
Or ink painting freehand brushwork
In March, no one can say for sure.
How many Spring Festival travel rush?
Get ready to start wriggling-get ready to make trouble
Mature quietly
A: Today's participants are: xxx, xxx. Goodbye, teachers and students!
——————————————————————————————————
Red scarf radio station
Good afternoon, students and teachers. The red scarf is on. I am the host of today's activity. Today, we prepared a column for you.
The purpose is to make a safe sound.
Safety belief is the first thing that everyone should consider before doing things, because only safety can make precious life harmless and make life full of joy and better.
I once witnessed such a thing with my own eyes: a man set off firecrackers in the community for no reason. Because the firecrackers were too close to the house, they accidentally broke the glass of a resident on the fourth floor. Just as the householder leaned his head out of the window to see the reason, another gun flew over and scared the householder half to death. Look, it's the man who doesn't pay attention to safety, which brings danger to other people's property and life.
Now, the safety education of primary school students should be paid more attention. In our school, the more senior people are, the less they pay attention to safety. Although the school conducts "safety education" for everyone every semester, there are still students who don't listen to a word and do a lot of dangerous things. Going to school violates traffic rules and rides a bike to desert; Playing with fire in science class; Forget climbing the railing and taking shortcuts. Unexpectedly, someone suddenly put his hand down while pushing the fast cart, letting an unmanned bicycle run wild in the driveway. My friend Xiaojun told me this, and I saw it with my own eyes. He said that once the bicycle swayed into the middle of the road and was almost crushed by a truck. Think about it, do you want to pay attention to safety education?
I think teenagers should always pay attention to safety, cherish property and life, don't do dangerous things, and remind others if they don't pay attention to safety; Learn more safety knowledge, improve your safety awareness, choose a suitable environment, and understand some common sense of life, such as fire prevention, waterproof, anti-theft, anti-electricity, anti-virus and so on; We must consider the consequences in advance, so as to make our life better!
It must be remembered that safety is the first, the second and the third in everyone's mind. If you want to study hard and live a good life, you must remember that peace is 100% in life.
W: Safety is an ancient topic. We have worked hard for human safety.
Man: Safety is a wonderful science. For the sake of safety, mankind has experienced a long-term exploration.
W: Safety is a matter of life and death. For safety, mankind has overcome countless disasters.
M: Safety concerns you and me, and it concerns the motherland. How many wars have mankind experienced for security?
W: Safety is an eternal topic. Today, with the development of science and technology, it is safety that protects our lives. It is security that protects the interests of our survival; It is security that has injected infinite strength into us. Traffic safety is closely related to us. Next, please listen to the clapping song of traffic safety.
Man: Everyone must obey the traffic rules. What rules should pedestrians follow?
W: Students, don't underestimate the potential security risks. Safety awareness is very important. On campus, we should pay more attention to safety. As long as we always pay attention to it, we can live happily.
M: During festivals, students like to set off fireworks, so we should also pay attention to safety. Let's listen to the opinions of the students.
Together: the festival is coming, it's really lively, children, set off firecrackers;
E: It is forbidden to set off firecrackers beside firewood or in front of or behind houses;
F: use incense instead of match lighters when lighting guns;
E: Don't take it before the squib goes off, it will hurt yourself and cause great losses;
F: the sky cannon is dangerous and causes a fire;
E: Don't point a gun at people, so as not to blow yourself up and hurt others;
F: Setting off firecrackers is harmful. You'd better not detonate it yourself.
E: some cities have banned it, and we will take the lead in implementing it;
He: Come and execute!
W: We call for safety, because there is only one life. We call for safety because safety makes our campus more harmonious. We take safety at heart, and safety is our life.
M: Safety concerns our classmates, teachers and parents.
W: Safety has more to do with our school and our society.
I hope each of our classmates can put safety first and create a harmonious society together.
Finally, let's sing "I wish you peace" and wish you peace and prosperity.
——————————————————————————————————
Red scarf radio station-broadcast.
No pains, no gains.
B: grow beans.
A: Plant today's efforts and reap tomorrow's success.
A change of mood.
A: Smile.
Sunshine is always in your heart.
A: It's better to have fun together than to play together.
My happiness is your happiness.
Welcome to Lu Hong Central Primary School Red Scarf Broadcasting Station.
A: I'm the host.
I am the host.
When I woke up, it was another sunny morning.
B: Close your eyes, another sweet dream.
Go out of the classroom and let the fresh air haunt your breath.
B: Find a place where we can open your heart with a short story full of philosophy!
A: Life navigation guides the direction of life.
B: Three sentences that change a person's life.
A: The first sentence is: Excellence is a habit.
B: This sentence was said by the ancient Greek philosopher Aristotle. If Excellence is a habit, then laziness is also a habit. Human birth
Sometimes everything except temper is acquired, which is the result of family influence and education.
. Therefore, everything we say and do is a habit formed over time. Some of us have developed good habits, while others have developed bad habits.
The habit of. Therefore, from now on, we should turn Excellence into a habit, and let our excellent behavior become a habit and become our next day.
Make love. Let us habitually think creatively, habitually do things seriously, habitually be friendly to others, and habitually appreciate ourselves.
However.
A: Note: You should be able to "pack" and "pack" continuously. Pretend for a long time, it will become true and become a habit, such as punctuality.
Attend meetings, always attend meetings on time, you pretend to watch, you pretend to watch for 30 years, and after a long time, it becomes a habit.
B: The second sentence is that the shortest distance between two points is not necessarily a straight line.
A: In the process of interpersonal relationship and doing things, it is difficult for us to do things directly. Yes, we have to wait sometimes.
Sometimes you need cooperation, sometimes you need skill. We will encounter many difficulties and obstacles in doing things. Sometimes we don't have to be stiff and aggressive.
If there are difficulties and obstacles, you can choose to bypass them, which may be smoother. Think about it. We talk to others.
We have to think about which sentence is better. Especially in China, a complicated society, we should learn how to understand others and make them feel better.
You must be mature and excellent to do things well.
B: Note: If you are taking a math test, you must answer that the straight line between two points is the shortest. If you walk, you can walk directly from A to B.
Connect, but no one will go. You'd better not go because there is a trap. Working in China, linear thinking will hit a wall in many places.
This is the characteristic of China and the wisdom of China.
A: The third sentence is: giving up is a kind of wisdom, and defects are a kind of favor.
B: When you have six apples, don't eat them all, because if you eat all six apples, you can only get six.
An apple has only one taste, and that is the taste of an apple. If you take out five of the six apples for others to eat, just watch.
On the surface, you lost five apples, but in fact, you gained the friendship and goodwill of five other people. After others have it, you can get more.
When I buy other fruits, I will definitely share them with you. You will get an orange from this person and a pear from that person, which is the most important thing.
After that, you may get six different fruits, six different flavors, six different colors and six people's friendship. People must learn.
Trade what you have for something more important and richer for you. So giving up is a kind of wisdom.
A: Note: My personal principle is: Every abandonment must be a sublimation, otherwise don't give up; Every choice must be
Sublimate once, otherwise don't choose. The greatest pleasure of being a man is to get what we want through struggle, so I have shortcomings.
Children can be further improved, but what is lacking is that we can make further efforts. There is a TV series in America, which is about a rich man giving it to Hou.
Dai left an inexhaustible legacy, and as a result, his descendants became addicts, suicides, prisoners or mental patients. why
How come... Because the rich man left a lot of money to his descendants, they could inherit a large fortune without labor.
If you inherit a large fortune, you can buy almost anything. Therefore, when a person needs nothing, his living space is deprived.
View from a height or a distance
Students, time flies. It's time to say goodbye again Students, today is the first time for our two hosts to serve you.
Today, every week, we and several other hosts will meet you on the radio.
B: I hope you like our program, and you are very welcome to contribute articles, ideas and suggestions to the red scarf radio station.
A: This broadcast is over. See you again.
B: Good-bye.
——————————————————————————————————
Red scarf radio station-broadcast. Play the opening song
Opening remarks:
Teacher (female)
(male), student,
(Qi) Hello!
M: With this cheerful opening song, Lu Hong Central Primary School's red scarf broadcast meets you again. I am the host ().
Woman: I'm the host ().
M: Today, let's continue to talk about environmental protection.
"Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility" is a proverb. But in real life, some people ignore the importance of protecting the environment.
Such a trivial matter will also cause serious harm to our lives.
Today, I saw someone pile up plastic products as much as hills and set them on fire. After a while, the fire was big and it was still dark.
Smoke, the sky above has been smoked "black", and the pungent smell of smoke flutters with the wind, which can be smelled far away. There are many people laughing around the fire.
Others are adding fuel to the fire. Obviously, they didn't realize the danger of burning plastic. Where do they know that air pollution is harmful to children?
Extremely harmful to the body. Children in polluted areas not only develop slowly, but also react slowly, their intelligence will decline and the prevalence rate is extremely high. atmospheric pollution
It will also have a great impact on agriculture, animal husbandry, architecture and precious cultural relics. Ah! You see, the sky is not as blue as it used to be.
. Due to air pollution, the hole in the ozone layer is expanding day by day, and all kinds of cosmic rays are endangering our health all the time.
Let's unite against this "killer demon"-air pollution.
W: Actually, environmental pollution is more than that. Students are interested, so let's take a look ~ ~
M: Having said that, let's relax ~ ~
W: Please listen to two jokes.
What did you choose?
-
One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. He announced: "children, after picking the fruit, we can wash it together, and we can eat it together after washing."
All the children went to pick fruit.
As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.
Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"
Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."
Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"
Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."
Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "
A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."
Rabbits buy bread.
The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."
"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.
The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"
Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"
"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.
On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"
The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "
The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" " "
Man: Time flies, class. It's time to say goodbye again Students, today is the first time for our two hosts to serve you.
Today, every week, we and several other hosts will meet you on the radio.
W: I hope you like our program, and you are very welcome to contribute articles, ideas and suggestions to the red scarf radio station.
M: That's the end of this broadcast. See you again.
W: Good-bye.
——————————————————————————————————
Come to me if it's not enough.
- Previous article:Why did Zhu Ziqing choose Qiushi?
- Next article:A cow rushed into the sea to guess an idiom story.
- Related articles
- 4 to 5 minutes of funny drama.
- Talk about sad tears and sad phrases.
- Don't worry about humorous jokes.
- Interesting yoga joke
- Tang Yan's wedding revealed new photos, Tang Yan's wedding dress looks like a princess, and Hugh's shirt is obsessive-compulsive. Why?
- The funniest rebellion incident in history, rushing into the palace for a meal, what happened?
- Who knows the name of the narcissus in Dicky Cheung's short knife line?
- Jokes and allusions of bamboo
- How to find the money and reply humorously, saying to give it to the police uncle.
- Fairy and orange finale