Collect funny jokes!

1. Mother snail crawled on the road with her baby snail on her back, and finally reached her destination, but the bus that started with them was late.

The little snail was very surprised and asked, "Mom, why is the car not as fast as ours?"

Mother snail replied, "son, we don't have the trouble of traffic jam." Xiaohua 520

2. Xiao Huamei: "Mom, I'm not feeling well today. Can I not go to school? " Big plum: "What's the matter?" Little flower sister: "I feel so sour all over." joke book

3. Professor: My God! Someone stole my wallet!

Wife: Don't you feel a hand in your pocket?

Professor: I feel it, but I feel it is my hand. Xiaohua 520

4. The wife complained that it was too cold at night and bought an electric blanket. The husband was afraid it was not safe. After a long explanation, he was willing to sleep in this electric blanket.

Before going to bed, my wife put a piece of ham in the oven and baked it at low temperature, so that I don't have to hurry to make breakfast when I get up in the morning.

After midnight, a smell of meat wafted into the bedroom. The husband woke up from his dream, jumped up, shook his wife and said, "honey, wake up, we are familiar." Joke 520

5. A TV station's "Running into Science" column interviewed the elderly in Changshou Village to explore the secret of health preservation. An old man replied cheerfully, "The secret is smoking." The reporter wondered, and the old man happily explained: "How can fresh meat be preserved for a long time?"

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