The funniest sentence in the world. What is the funniest sentence in history?

1, I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2, life is really fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

3, study hard and want to go every day!

4, it is better to spend money around the month.

5. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come! 6. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree to stay?

7. Some people are just so ignorant. If you don't fuck, he won't know you're his father.

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

9. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you have to pass once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

10, what can I do to kill your lover? ...

1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12, the internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.

13, Nu Wa shoots every day.