Who has a funny song? Tell me the name. Wuhan dialect and Putonghua are ok!

Funny song "Ten Yuan RMB"

Singing: Xiao Lv Tommy

Lyrics: Xiao Lv Tommy

Composer: Xiao Lv Tommy

Gee, tigers don't show off You think I'm Heller Kitty, don't you?

Xiao Lv doesn't talk. Do you take me for a fool?

Ten Yuan Author Xiao Lv Tommy Singer Xiao Lv Tommy

It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?

The avenue on earth, why don't you go?

Five dollars means you have no strength.

Take someone else's work and insist that it is your own creativity.

Don't kid yourself. That's not your strong suit.

Maybe your own incompetence makes you feel so insecure.

It's just stealing others' plagiarism, which is meaningless.

The real author is here. You don't have to be so mysterious.

You grew up without a lid and lack of love. Tie a hemp rope around your waist to cover your head.

He also said that you are the Dong Fangbubai of China rap.

You are very creative and have the courage to live.

Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temper.

You live to waste air, and die to waste land.

Digging B's RMB waste

How can we set off the beauty of the world without you?

How can I set off the beauty of LM without you?

You lean on the river and watch your penis die and your dog turn over.

Raise the sail of hip-hop

Your name is Kuang Yun, and you can call me.

Your mother is playing truant and your father is a miner.

You are also called dancing in the clouds. You might as well be called a street mouse.

You copied what I wrote You're a little corny.

Your words are harmless. You have five big coins.

I like to read Sanmao's wandering story.

It's nothing. Drink some wine and walk like a dog.

Walking on a country road with a sad hairstyle.

And insist that your kicking sounds like TM Adu.

(This kid surfed the Internet in the Internet cafe that day and gave people a head-up view.

The network administrator told him that the firewall was different and he could not send it.

He also asked the network administrator which is the firewall and where is it?

I want to peel it off. I want to meet someone.

You old fool, that dumb mouth is like a cotton crotch.

I am still there every day.

There is also a third-class model who thinks she is unique.

There are more than one or two birth control pills.

She needs to be raised, not managed.

She is always jealous of the children in spring.

She looks uglier than a ghost. She looks paralyzed.

What do you think you should do?

You said that height is your advantage and fullness is your symbol.

Why are you as weak as a child when you talk?

You said that the rich are witty and the poor are naive.

Then my money is more exquisite than yours.

You're still there, whistling your grandmother here with me.

-Her poor family.

Traffic basically depends on walking, and communication basically depends on shouting.

Warm by shaking, public security by dogs.

How can you just say it?

It's really embarrassing in public.

You put a feather duster in your head. Wrap a dog skin blanket. No problem.

It looks like a pencil rod at close range; From a distance, it looks like a shovel.

Hey, what girl?

I really have something to say to you. Do you want to know?

Then I'll tell you about your dog XX.

You say your family is poor, you say you have PHS, and you stand in the wind and rain.

If you change your left hand to your right hand, you can't get through to your right hand. Rats come to your house with tears in their eyes.

So you also said that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and long.

Urine that looks like prostate is bifurcated, so treat it quickly.

Why are you crying? )

People there tell me what real hip-hop is every day.

Ask me if I listened to his relaxing music.

What knives, guns, sticks, axes, hooks, forks, biscuits, fried dough sticks, steamed stuffed buns, and twists?

I think you are like a pure Dutch fool.

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-What are you talking about?

-I don't know

Shut up if you don't like it or have a problem with it.

Let me get this straight. It's for you.

Hip-hop is not cool, but an attitude.

Why do you always make mistakes?

Show off too much or you're not wearing underwear at all

Why do you always feel that you don't take the usual path?

There is air between the sky and the earth.

With your participation in the song, it is complete.

Give you some face this time. I hope you have a long memory.

Don't think it's unfair.

Actually, I really can't.

The radish flew, where did you put the imported big apples?

I have always stressed that I have an IQ. This time, I really got hurt, didn't I?

Writing these things makes me exhausted. Both pens are out of oil.

-Tommy, man, one last sentence.

What is the whole sentence? Forget it. Let's finish it.

How vulgar it is to keep saying two words. Good, okay?

A: That will do.

Special agent Xiao Qiang

Xiao Qiang: I like the beauty in the mirror when you take pictures.

I always doubt that my face is not beautiful enough.

I will clean the kitchen for you.

Old cockroach:

(Come and help)

Guys, guys.

Lazy woman looks at the magic mirror again

Chicken ass Lucy will take care of it.

Give the fish steak to Special Agent Xiao Qiang.

Love peace, we love peace.

But don't let mice and flies take advantage of it.

These two dirty things carry infectious diseases.

Only our existence is the most reasonable.

Cockroach choir:

Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang

Trapping female wolves in sorghum fields

Knife in left hand, gun in right hand (pa ~)

He is the absolute idol of cockroaches.

Dare to enter the palace and rummage through the kitchen.

I can also go to your house to sweep.

Even if the shoe board captures dichlorvos killing people.

It's nice to be dead.

Mouse: I said the fly's kitchen is a little clean today.

Fly: Farmers don't know yet. That is a cockroach nicknamed "Xiao Qiang the spy".

Mouse: I wonder who is in charge of this kitchen.

Fly: I see. It also knows that you mice love rice, that you are ugly, and that you came by train from the countryside.

Mouse: What did you say? I think I'm tired of living. I didn't know rats were all gangsters ~ ~ ~

Old cockroach:

Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang

Song will call him Brother Qiang when he sees him.

Knife in left hand, gun in right hand (pa ~)

He is the absolute idol of cockroaches.

Knives, guns and sticks are good at everything.

Flatter, disguise

Handsome appearance is the same as ours.

Fengyun kitchen that Fengyun kitchen

Talk about Jingyanggang

This is definitely not an exaggeration.

In fact, when Song Wu drank too much, he was afraid to go to bed.

But the pub is too dirty and there are cockroaches everywhere.

Jiro couldn't get on the kang, so he had to break into Jingyanggang.

The tiger is too arrogant for Song Wu to resist.

Unexpectedly, a cockroach suddenly jumped into the tiger's throat.

At this time, Song Wu actually used the Tathagata's palm.

The tiger lay there, and Song Wu became famous.

In order to thank the cockroach, Song Wu called it "Brother Qiang".

Song Wu: Brother Qiang, you can help me when I am in danger.

Takejiro is very grateful.

I will give you this tiger skin to make clothes.

Give you another name so that you can remember it later.

Call Special Agent Xiao Qiang.

Xiao Qiang: {Don't} Thank you for giving me such a nice name.

I'm afraid that woman is holding the soles of her shoes.

Shoot it ~ I will

Become a pizza

Cockroach choir:

Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang

Trapping female wolves in sorghum fields

Knife in left hand, gun in right hand.

He is the absolute idol of cockroaches.

Dare to enter the palace and rummage through the kitchen.

I can also go to your house to sweep.

Even if the shoe board captures dichlorvos killing people.

It's nice to be dead. Die {don't}

Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang

(left hook and right hook)

Trapping female wolves in sorghum fields

(Three punches, two feet and one flying leg push you to the ground directly)

Knife in left hand, gun in right hand (pa ~)

He is the absolute idol of cockroaches.

Dare to enter the palace and rummage through the kitchen.

I can also go to your house to sweep.

Even if the shoe board captures dichlorvos killing people.

It's nice to be dead. Die {don't}

Old cockroach:

Dare to wear tiger skin clothes on Jingyanggang

Trapping female wolves in sorghum fields

Because there is no loving partner.

Xiao Qiang started his journey to the west with his luggage on his back.

If you want to know Xiao Qiang Xi's experience on the road.

Let's talk about it after the Chinese New Year.

Ten-year application edition

Original Song: Ten Years

Original song: Eason Chan

Lyrics:

Adapting lyrics:

Dear friends in the human resources department.

Please raise your hand.

How can I put it?

I have been unemployed (waiting) for a long time.

If there is no grade requirement

I won't look for it so long (chatter)

Thousands of doorways

Always choose a good door.

After I worked for three years.

The accumulated experience is sufficient (basic).

Just have a new pursuit.

Before applying for a job

I don't know you.

You haven't seen me.

What you know about me only stays on that resume.

Real communication is yet to come.

After application

We are friends. We greet each other every day.

Because of your choice

Let you find a reason for promotion.

We will be good friends in the end.

The song was sung until the end.

You understand my demands.

I hope you very much.

Don't make me cry.