Food joke

A man went to a rich man's house. When he was walking along the road, he saw a box of good apples by the road. He said, "I don't want to eat those apples;" Because the rich will give me a lot of food; He will give me very good food to eat. " Then he picked up the apples and threw them into the dust. He walked on until he came to a river. The river has become very big; So he can't walk there. He waited for a while; Then he said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river." He began to go home. He didn't eat that day He began to want food. He came to the apple and happily took it out of the dust and ate it. Don't throw away good things; You may be happy to have them at other times. A man is walking towards a rich man's house. When he was walking on the road, he found a poor box by the roadside? Drinking and drinking, he said, "I'm not going to eat those poor people? Drink, because the rich will give me more food, and he will give me something especially delicious. " Then he picked up poverty? Drink it and throw it in the dirt. He walked on until he came to the river. The river overflowed, so he couldn't reach the other side. He waited for a while and then said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river." He began to go home. He didn't eat that day. He started looking for food, and he found poverty? Drink, especially happy to eat the dust they turned out. Don't throw away good things, you will find them very effective next time.

English fables and their translation

One morning, a fox saw a rooster. He thought, "This is my breakfast. He walked up to the rooster and said, "I know you sing very well." Can you sing a song for me? The rooster is very happy. He closed his eyes and began to sing. The fox saw it and took it away in his mouth. People in the field saw foxes. They shouted, "Look, look! The fox took the rooster. The rooster said to the fox, "Mr. Fox, do you understand? People say you took their dicks. Tell them this is yours. Not theirs. The fox opened his mouth and said, "The rooster is mine, not yours. Just then, the rooster ran away from the fox and flew to the tree. The fox and the rooster One morning, a fox saw a nephew? Yao chicken. This is my breakfast, he thought. He walked up to the rooster and said to him, "I know, you sing very well." Can you sing a song for me? "The rooster is very happy. He closed his eyes and began to sing. The fox saw it, grabbed it, put it in his mouth and left. People in the field saw the fox. Shouting: "Look, look! The fox caught the cock and ran away. The rooster said to the fox, "Mr. Fox, can you understand?" "People think you took the rooster. Tell them it's yours, not theirs. " The fox opened his mouth and said, "The rooster is mine, not yours." Just then,. The rooster ran under the tree.

English humorous stories and translation of English philosophical stories and translation.

Give you three articles, you choose one. Old Cat An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old; She can't run fast and can't bite, because she is too old. One day, the old cat saw a mouse; She jumped up and caught the mouse. But she can't bite it; So the mouse ran out of her mouth because the cat couldn't bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I have worked for you for many years, and I will continue to work for you, but I am too old. Don't be unkind to the elderly, but remember the good things they did when they were young. An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old. It can't run fast and can't bite, because it is too old. One day, the old cat found a mouse. It jumped up to catch the mouse. However, it can't bite the mouse. So the mouse slipped out of its mouth, because the old cat couldn't bite it. So the old woman was very angry because the old cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I have served you for many years, and I am willing to help you. However, I am too old. Don't be so cruel to old people. Remember what old people do when they are young. "A man is going to a rich man's house. When he was walking along the road, he saw a box of good apples by the road. He said, "I don't want to eat those apples;" Because the rich will give me a lot of food; He will give me very good food to eat. " Then he picked up the apples and threw them into the dust. He walked on until he came to a river. The river has become very big; So he can't walk there. He waited for a while; Then he said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river." "He began to go home. He didn't eat that day He began to want food. He came to the apple and happily took it out of the dust and ate it. Don't throw away good things; You may be happy to have them at other times. A man is walking towards a rich man's house. When he was walking on the road, he found a poor box by the roadside? Drinking and drinking, he said, "I'm not going to eat those poor people? Drink, because the rich will give me more food, and he will give me something especially delicious. "So he picked up poverty? Drink it and throw it in the dirt. He walked on until he came to the river. The river overflowed, so he couldn't reach the other side. He waited for a while and then said, "I can't go to the rich family today because I can't cross the river." He began to go home. He didn't eat that day. He started looking for food, and he found poverty? Drink, especially happy to eat the dust they turned out. Don't throw away good things, you will find them very effective next time. City Mouse and Country Mouse Once upon a time, there were two mice. They are friends. A mouse lives in the country; Another mouse lives in the city. Many years later, the country mouse saw the city mouse; He said, "Be sure to visit me at my house in the country." So the city mouse went. The city mouse said, "This food is not good, and neither is your house. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should come and live in this city. You will live in a beautiful stone house. You will have delicious food. You must come and see me at my place in the city. The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. This is a very nice house. Delicious food is ready for them. But just as they began to eat, they heard a loud noise. The city mouse cried, "Run! Run! Here comes the cat! "They ran away and hid quickly. After a while, they came out. When they came out, the country mouse said, "I don't like living in the city." I like living in my hole in the field. Because poverty and happiness are beautiful, thank you for being rich and Africa. "Once upon a time, there were two mice. They are good friends. One mouse lives in the country and the other in the city. Many years later, the country mouse met the city mouse and said, "You must come to my country home." So the city mouse went. The country mouse took him to his home in the field. It finds all the best food for city mice. The city mouse said, "this dish is not delicious, and your home is not good either." Why do you live in a hole in the field? "You should move to the city. You can live in a beautiful house made of stone and eat delicious food. You should visit my home in the city. " The country mouse went to the city mouse's house. The house is beautiful and delicious food is prepared for them. But just as they were about to start eating, they heard a very loud noise. The mouse in the city shouted, "Run! Run! Here comes the cat! " They ran away and hid as fast as possible. After a while, they came out. When they came out, the country mouse said, "I don't like living in the city." I like living in my hole in the field. " Because being poor but happy is better than being rich but living a life of fear. "