Tik Tok's 219 funny jokes are very funny sentences on Tik Tok.

1. I'm really old, and I can't move! Autumn clothes are stuffed into autumn trousers and autumn trousers are stuffed into socks, which is the minimum respect for winter. Now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm first!

2. You are only young once, and you can't start again. Therefore, it is necessary for all is forgiven to subvert the whole world in a natural and unrestrained way, to be completely ridiculous, to destroy it forcefully, to get into trouble, to take patents, to pretend to be good, to take stunts, and to rely on talent to make the whole person look at fate.

3. A girl with only high school education has mastered more than a dozen college courses in a short time by self-study. This is not an inspirational story, but a final exam.

4. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a man says is true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; If a man is rich, he is destined for everyone!

5. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs up early.

6. I was walking on the road just now, and I received a strange phone call from a woman. I said, Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of our company, 3,! Before I could speak, she laughed and said, I'm sorry, I lied for the first time, but I couldn't help it. Then, she hung up and left me standing in the wind.

7. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and treat each other sincerely forever.

8. After trying to get the answer right, Xueba's answer to the last big question was just like mine, and he felt a sense of security, but Xueba couldn't say a word for a long time.

9. When I hold you, you are a cup, and when I let go, you are a piece of glass.

1. When I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to debt! This is me, different fireworks, I am me, I see myself in a blaze!

11. I suggest you try to go to bed early, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early to form a good habit. Over time, you will have no friends.

12. if you like someone, you should declare it, just in case it becomes a spare tire.

13. There is no love or hate for no reason in the world, but there is obesity for no reason! Don't expect to lose weight, one gain destroys everything, and Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking a hundred thousand miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian!

14. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes since childhood. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as everyone knows, some people are born at the finish line.

15. I still remember the most embarrassing thing when I was a child, which was kissing when I was watching TV with my parents.

16. There are three kinds of people in the school. One is to learn to bully, and the other is to stop learning. As for this third kind of people, they want to be a bully, but they can't do it, but they want to stop learning.

17. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you should know that there will be many days when you have no money in the future.

18. I held out my hand and you wouldn't come with me, so I held out my foot and tripped you. You really chased me.

19. You just take what you like about me. It's your skill to take it away. If you can't take it away, you just watch

2. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, only to find that the whole world couldn't save me when I grew up!

21. Losing weight is actually very simple. You should exercise hard every day, don't eat greasy food, and persevere day after day, year after year. When you look in the mirror again, you will find that plastic surgery is more important to you than losing weight.

22. In geography class today, a girl didn't listen to the lecture and put on makeup at the bottom. The teacher went up to him and asked, Can you describe your face with two place names? The girl couldn't think of anything, so she asked him what it was. The teacher replied: Dalian, Taiyuan.

23. In the morning, my roommate coughed, and mistook the medicine for cough medicine. Come back at noon and ask my roommate if the medicine works. Roommate: Tetma has worked. Cough and pull your pants. I dare not cough now.

24. whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what's the use of my efforts?

25. Those who can't even open the bottle cap are actually loading. Tell her to open a courier and try.

26. In order not to let my wife suspect that I am having an affair, I changed the names of all female contacts on my mobile phone to men's names. She checked my messages, and now she not only knows that I'm having an affair, but also believes that I'm gay.

27. At the reunion for many years after graduation, everyone discussed the salary together. At first, we thought that we all earned about the same, but in the end, we found out that all they said was the monthly salary, only my annual salary!

28. Math, you have become a mature course. You should learn to pass the exam by yourself.

29. There are only three things I can do in my school life, namely, watching the results of the show, watching couples show their love, and watching local tyrants show off their wealth; What's even worse is: watching the results of local tyrants, watching Xueba show love, and watching couples show off their wealth.

3. When I was walking on the road on a rainy day, a big Ben flew by me, splashing mud all over me. Looking at the big Ben that was far away, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I got rich, I would definitely buy a raincoat of my own.

31. When someone closes a door for you, there will always be a kind person who leaves the unlocked phone number on the wall for you.

32. When I was a child, I had a dream to marry two daughters-in-law, one for cooking and the other for washing clothes. When I grow up, I find that I think too much. It is a big problem to marry a daughter-in-law. Even if I marry a daughter-in-law, who will wash the clothes is also a problem.

33. You should remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope will bring us back to the beginning.

34. It seems that you have a large lung capacity. Otherwise, how can you blow so much?

35. I am like a fly lying on the window. Birds and flowers are shining in front of me, but I always feel that there are invisible walls everywhere.

36. When we were young, our school taught us that life is a realization. When we grow up, society teaches us that life is a reality.

37. I have always regarded money as dirt, and anyone who wants money also regards me as dirt.

38. When I got paid, my dad said that money was tight recently, so let's find your mother to fight the landlord, and then I agreed, and then my salary was won this month.

39. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable is over, and it's time to pretend!

4. What two people miss each other is called love. It's called being a bitch if a person thinks about it by himself.

41. Some seemingly quiet girls don't even have extra money behind their backs, and even owe ants flowers.

42. From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I spent my days without money.

43. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to the life in the well.

44. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

45. In today's society, everyone has to queue up to jump the queue.

46. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person. Funny sentences of Tik Tok fire

1. Don't chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your expression pack?

2. At the same age as a flower, it has grown into a fleshy one.

3. Nowadays, the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find out that you don't have a car.

4. I'll bet you 5 bottles of Wangzai if you take off the bill on Tanabata.

5. Those who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

6. Let's meet again in a few decades, and send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes.

7. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was so cold that I was out of my mind.

8. Everything is just a cloud, so now I begin to believe in donkeys.

9. When the value of decorations on your body exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

1. The so-called true love is when you know that two people are so ugly and you are worried that the other person will be taken away.

11. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

12. You should feel at ease and get fat. Being thin is someone else's business.

13. There is only one requirement for me to find a partner: I can live in harmony with my other partners.

14. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

15. If no one in the world wants you, you must remember that there is still me and I don't want you.

16. Hello: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.

17. It is much harder to try not to love someone than to love someone.

18. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no way out.

19. I am a good-natured person. If someone steps on my bottom line one day. What would that be like? Then I will lower the bottom line again.

2. You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

21. It's cold. If someone has an object, we will put on clothes.

22, just because I saw you a few more times in the crowd, I became blind from then on.

23. It's so cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

24. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally look forward to the opportunity to make a fool of myself.

25. I'll give you a pair of scissors when your hair reaches your waist.

26. Come with me. You will get a bowl brush when I have a bite to eat.

27. As soon as others praise me, I'm worried that others don't praise me enough.

28. Beauty and ugliness have a life, and fatness is in the sky, so I live by this sentence.

29. I just want to be a little devil, fearless, and just want to be surrendered by you.

3. If a man doesn't help you put on your wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

31. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

32. I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear someone calling me a beautiful woman.

33. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as two hundred and fifty. No matter how difficult and dangerous you are, consider yourself as a two-faced person.

34. I bought a razor online, but my hands are shaking after shaving.

35. It's okay to drop my mobile phone so many times. Later, I thought it was my height that saved it.

36. After the haircut, the barber asked me how I was doing. I was silent for a while and said to him, I'm glad you are happy.

37. I want to be your heart. If you piss me off, I won't jump.

38. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

39. God closed a door for you, and then went to wash and sleep.

4. People are divided into groups, which is why my list is so beautiful.

41. You said it was cold, but I said my heart was cold.

42. We are no longer children. It is not just one lollipop that can be coaxed. At least three lollipops are needed.

43. I have to bear an appetite that I shouldn't have at this age.

44. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

45. There is always a selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than others.

46. After being single for a long time, a girl brushed my shoulder by taking the bus, so I even thought about where our children went to school.

47. Missing is a short-lived regret; A fault is a permanent regret.

48. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but actually it just goes its own way.

49. I often skip class with a classmate, and the teacher always asks my parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him, son, I can't go to school. I have been to school more days than you this semester.

5. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

51. My dream was eaten by a dog, and then I lived like a dog.

52. After the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

53. You love to ignore me today, and I will come to you tomorrow.

54. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm already wrong.

55. I finally know why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will be opened for you halfway.

56. I've been suffering from insomnia recently. Until I went to bed last night, the quilt cover was turned upside down. I usually covered my foot with my face, and then I passed out!

57. I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

58. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

59. When you take the test paper, buy a lighter.

6. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata. Nonsense, it's not a person. Is it a dog? It's true now that I think about it.

61. I have a heart disease: I dare not ask for leave, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, the company will know that it is the same with or without me.

62. The virus fell in love with my computer, so I can only help them.

63. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deep. If you don't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

64. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

65. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.

66. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless worries when you are full.

67. What stars are there in your eyes? They are all excrement.

68. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and get out of hand, but I really want to see it.

69. Nowadays, students are so rude that they don't talk to me in class.

7. The two main reasons why you can't finish your homework are sitting next to you and holding a mobile phone in your hand.

71. Some people make you feel distressed seriously, and some people make your teeth ache because they don't deserve to be beaten.

72. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

73. Valentine's Day is celebrated by lovers, and Di Renjie is celebrated by enemies.

74. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.

75. Although I won't die if I give up, I won't give up even if I die.

76. A rich man is afraid that others will know that he has money, while a poor man is afraid that others will know that he has no money.

77. I want to touch you, if you don't agree.