Speech by the host of the Spring Festival Evening, which frequently makes people vomit.

Lead: Speaking of the annual Spring Festival Evening, it is estimated that what everyone wants to vomit most is the host's speech. Why can't you keep up with the times for more than ten years? ! I have collected and sorted out relevant information, so let's have a look!

If you replay the disc of the Spring Festival Gala over the years, you can basically fast-forward to the part of the host. The role of the host of the Spring Festival Evening is about punctuation, an exclamation point at the end of the program! The next program begins, dashes! Of course, the host of the Spring Festival Gala played colons the most. The host said a lot on stage, but most of it was nonsense. If you want to translate them to foreigners, just tell them that the host just said a bunch of ellipsis. If an article spends so many bytes because of punctuation, all you can think of is the delete key. When the Spring Festival Gala is broadcast live, you can only wait patiently. Once it can be replayed, fast forward, of course.

You can remember many programs of the Spring Festival Gala over the years, but you can hardly remember any host words. If any host word flashes in your memory, it's nine times out of ten that something is wrong, such as a mistake. Of course, there is also a deep impression, that is, reading the congratulatory message, but what about the content of the congratulatory message? Who remembers?

This year's Spring Festival Gala is still calm. When the host dressed up as a red envelope, I had one? After the item? A hunch (not ominous), the background is red, the host is red, it is difficult to shake the audience, alas! Even the chairs are red. In the dazzling red, I heard the host introduce that there are two studios in this year's Spring Festival Evening, and the host is also divided into two groups. I know the old two groups of hosts? Fake pinch? It's about to start. When Bi Fujian began to praise their studio, I said the last line must be that our studio is the most beautiful! ? It's a pity that Bi Fujian actually said this sentence, which surprised her daughter. How did you know? I smiled indifferently: Hehe! Have you listened too much?

I am not afraid of anything, and I am afraid that the host of the Spring Festival Evening will tell jokes. He thinks that shaking off a burden is a pile of stones. It turns out that there is a principle in aesthetics: sublimity will not become humor. It seems that comedy also has an iron law that humor does not turn into jokes. There is no way to compare with the singer, but you can compare with the speaker. The same is the Spring Festival Evening of the Year of the Sheep, which is popular on the Internet, like? Isn't the red salary enough? 、? You still have two hands to prepare? 、? Your hobby collides with the leader's hobby. Is this your ancestor's chance to cheat the corpse? 、? He Cancer, I Pisces, which sentence did you know in the seafood market was said by the host?

Maybe you will say that the host is different from the sketch actor, which I don't agree with. Not to mention, 80% of the ratings of Taiwanese programs depend on the adhesion of the hosts, even Wang Han and Zhou Libo in Chinese mainland. How many famous words are there? The host relies on conversation. The host of the Spring Festival Evening has the highest frequency and the longest speaking time. They talked all night and didn't leave a word. Why did they say so much? Fast forward!

What should the host of the Spring Festival Gala be like? It should never be a dispensable punctuation mark, but a program itself, an artistic symbol. It has its own content and form, its own signifier and signified, its own structure and significance. Just like the literature described by Wellek in Literature and Art, it is a symbol system with multiple meanings, and we look forward to creating more meanings with readers (audiences).

The host of the Spring Festival Evening once wanted to turn the host into a program. They found a way to read aloud, which they learned from the large-scale dance epic Dongfanghong. Needless to say, the host of Dongfanghong is indeed an artistic symbol that complements the program, but it is a drama stage and a dance epic. You are a variety show, and the host is reading in large paragraphs. Who can stand it?

If you forget the host words of these recitations, you might as well look at the imitation show of Bai Zhantang and Guo Furong in the chicken king competition in Legend of Wulin. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Tongfu Inn to participate in the first Chicken King Competition. The vast sky has nurtured our history and civilization, and the years have flown, which has created our diligence and kindness. Under this clear sky, we sing and sing. In this vast land, we fly freely! ? If you see a party, when the host suddenly raises his voice eight degrees excitedly, it will take 5 thousand years and 9.6 million yuan to speak, you know they want it again? Lang? Yes

Later, the host changed his lifestyle and began to tell stories. He caught a victim and began to stir up feelings. Maybe there are too many feelings. On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the leaders also felt out of place with Ying Ge and Yanwu, and grandstanding gradually withdrew from the historical stage of the Spring Festival Evening. He was selected by David's talent show, changed referees and players, and played a sensational game.

I can still stand the grandstanding in the Spring Festival Gala. You slap me and I won't cry, okay? But I can't stand the humor of the host on it? That kind of humor that treats the audience as fools really gives you goose bumps.

I can't stand the interaction between hosts, such as the one in Bi Fujian just now. And the same song you like? A: Do you know that there is another treasure somewhere (this treasure can become a local celebrity, specialty, snack or political achievement)? B (exaggerated expression): Really? Or did A bury the seeds for a long time and finally say, do you know? So-and-so he also came to our scene. B pretended not to know. B's expression is exaggerated, just like the expression of flattering the section chief to listen to the leader's speech in this year's Spring Festival Evening. In fact, the host of Taiwan Province Province will also play the fool, but he will certainly play the fool? Broken stem? Laugh at yourself and tell the audience that you are playing dumb. Only the host of CCTV has been pretending to be serious.

Of course, in the final analysis, it is no wonder that the words of these hosts are basically not their own words, and there are screenwriters to help write them, and once the leaders approve them, they cannot change them casually. The hosts in Taiwan Province Province I contacted might as well kill them if they were asked to recite the lines of the script. In fact, they also have desks, and they are right about their lines (they like talking on the phone? Drafted? ), but they are generally design topics, assign roles, arrange the order, and straighten out the transition. Everything depends on the scene. The most important thing is that they get excited as soon as they come on stage. Those witty remarks, clever pen and flowers, all come from this improvisation, improvisation, the ignition is just around the corner, and the boiling point is booming.

The host of the Spring Festival Gala only has a small part of time to say his own words, such as the countdown to zero o'clock. Once a program is temporarily adjusted and left for a long time, all the prepared lines have been written, and there is plenty of time, they will panic. They are not used to speaking their own words, and the situation is particularly complicated at this time. Therefore, most hosts of Spring Festival Gala programs, you can feel their nervousness, but it is hard to feel their excitement. They are wearing masks and talking about other people's words. They are so nervous and want to be humorous. How can they be humorous?

? Making no mistakes is the biggest requirement for the host of the Spring Festival Evening. But in this most basic requirement, few hosts can stand the test. Why are the hosts of the Spring Festival Gala all these old faces? It is not easy for the director of CCTV to take care of others overnight, but it is not easy to find an infallible host (even if he doesn't say much). It is not easy to be one in a million, with no technical content, but with high psychological quality! Comparing the sketches of this year's Spring Festival Evening, it is not the first time that Shen Teng, who plays Hao Jian, has been through many battles. Everyone was so nervous that they put their foot in their mouth. You have to be convinced of the psychological quality of the host of the Spring Festival Evening.

Can't blame the host, should I blame the line writer? In fact, the screenwriter is also wronged. As we all know, the moderator's speech is the part with the most censored leaders, the highest level of censorship and the strictest censorship standards. Other projects, with narrow caliber, may be spared. The host spoke, which was terrible. It didn't represent a program, not even CCTV, and even the director couldn't set the tone. After rounds of leadership review, what humor is there? With a little freshness, it becomes Amitabha!

There is also a technical detail. The main draft of the Spring Festival Gala was the first to be reviewed and finalized. As long as a program is added or deleted, or even the program order is changed, the host's words have to be changed. Sometimes the programs of the Spring Festival Evening are still being changed before or even during the live broadcast, leaving little time for the writers and even less time for the hosts. You said that leaders don't pay attention to presiding, and the review is the strictest! You said that leaders attach importance to hosting and create the shortest time!

The strong demand of not making mistakes has made the hosts of the Spring Festival Gala thousands of years. If you change the opening and closing remarks of the Spring Festival Gala 10 years ago to this year's Spring Festival Gala, you won't feel any different. Apart from the old faces and routines of the program, the most important factor why the audience is tired of the Spring Festival Evening is the old routine of the host. In the past ten years, the dance beauty of the Spring Festival Gala has improved a lot, but the host of the Spring Festival Gala has basically stood still, and so has Xiaogang Feng as the general director. The host does not change, the routine of the host does not change, and the program has changed, which still makes people feel deja vu. The host is the face with the most appearances, and the host is the most time-consuming unit in the Spring Festival Evening. If the host doesn't innovate, the progress of the Spring Festival Gala will be empty talk.

When is the host of the Spring Festival Gala no longer a punctuation mark, but an independent and systematic artistic symbol? No, 20 16. Any year will do.