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The Humorous Retirement Speech

The most humorous retirement speech:

1, brisk walking, like other forms of exercise, is an ideal "antidote" to treat emotional tension.

I heard that you have a heavy burden on your shoulders and stayed up all night, with outstanding achievements and fruitful results. I want to stay healthy in my busy schedule and stay young forever.

3, but seeing the sun, all his glory, why melancholy near dusk.

In life, the value of health far exceeds prestige and wealth. May you combine work and rest and take care of yourself.

5, broad-minded and calm, indifferent and worry-free, sometimes live, eat well, live long and live long.

6, self-love, let you have dignity; Self-esteem makes you elegant; Self-reliance sets you free; Self-improvement makes you work hard; Self-confidence makes you firm ... all these will make you far ahead on the road to success.

7. Finally, you have to leave, saying that you will go to a far, far place to read a book about far, far away. I'm not surprised because you should be.

8. Bloom the most gorgeous smile and give a better dream for tomorrow.