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There is a song that is funny. A little boy and his mother went to sell vegetables and sold them for 1.5 yuan.
Mom, I’m hungry. Is there anything good to eat at our house?
Eat, eat, eat, you only know how to eat all day long...
Mom, I'm thirsty, do we have anything good to drink?
Drink, drink, drink, you only drink all day long...
Mom, I'm sleepy, do we have a good bed at home?
Sleep, sleep, sleep, you just sleep all day...
Mom, I'm tired, is there a good bench at our house?
I am tired, you only know how to rest all day long...
Mom, I am almost dead, is there any cure for my family?
Finish, finish, finish, you only know about the disease all day long, and your mother is almost dead...
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