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Homophonic jokes, stories and allegorical sayings
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person inside and outside.
Onion mixed with tofu-one (green) and two white.
Rolling stones on the mountain-solid (stone)
Hens go to the henhouse-stupid (running) eggs
The dwarf pushes the hand-the hand is not high
Chatting at the salt shop-doing nothing. It's too salty to cook.
Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).
Laojiu's brother. -Honesty. (old ten).
Buried in an empty coffin-arrogance. There is no one in the Woods.
The solution of the tortoise-the rule. (turtle lifts).
Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).
Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.
A cobbler doesn't wear an awl. -Good for you. (needle and thread)
What girl is married to the Zheng family? -Just right. (Zheng Heshi).
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