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Which movie is worse, Legend of the Gods or Fuchun Shan Jutu?
The poster slogan of "The Legend of the Gods" boasts itself as "a masterpiece against the sky", which is particularly eye-catching.
In the past two days, everyone's circle of friends and Weibo have been screened-"After four years, the legend of the gods finally succeeded Fuchun Shan Jutu as an epic film". This is not fake news, because on the afternoon of the 29th, the reporter rushed into the cinema to watch it. Before that, he was shocked by the trailer of the movie. He has been watching it with a joking attitude. I didn't expect to laugh, but I was very angry. Worked hard for 70 minutes and left.
First of all, this so-called "Magic 3D Masterpiece of Stars" movie was seen in Nanjing in advance, but it didn't call the media. Generally speaking, you all know those movies that dare not let the media watch the film in advance. Then, before the film was released, the notice that the key of the previous 2D version was invalid was issued, and only the 3D version was provided, so as you know, these are all manifestations of the film's lack of confidence.
Let's start with the movie itself. The title of the film uses the IP of Romance of the Gods, which is very classic and can evoke memories of several generations. Then look at the cast. The names are dazzling: Jet Li, Tony Leung Ka Fai, Fan Bingbing, Huang Xiaoming, Louis Koo, Angelababy ... It is understood that Jet Li is the first actor on the list, but he is not the leading actor. User comments: "Jet Li stopped by the set to play soy sauce on the way to the toilet. Tony Leung Ka Fai, who plays Zhou Wang, was blinded by a gold ingot headdress, and has always been a "Ge You Lie" with facial paralysis. Netizens are complaining bitterly for him and don't understand why he took the play. Da ji, played by Fan Bingbing, has a golden headdress described by netizens as "duck's collarbone skinning". He is a fox, but he has several metal wire ropes. When his eyes are hard, he will have golden cosmetic contact lenses. Huang Xiaoming started out as a beggar with copper coins, and later she became a golden suit with dark eye makeup. Seeing this, you can probably guess that all the actors' costume modeling addresses unknown have no reference to history at all, just like the costume TV series Lei Ju.
Since the propaganda is a magical masterpiece, there must be a big scene in the legend of the gods. Now the audience in Hollywood is also full of appetite, so the brain of the film is wide open, and spaceships, western castles, shields and so on are used. The audience thought several times that they had gone to the wrong theater. Obviously, this is a western magic film. Anyway, when Nezha, who looks like a New Year doll, made a scene in the Dragon Palace, King Zi Long led a group of swimming crabs, shrimps and other seafood to fight. Really, that's what you saw in the supermarket. Nezha won by peeing and farting. It is estimated that many people have seen the TV series "Balala's Little Magic Fairy", so hurry up and make up. The actors in the film are just like "Little Magic Fairy", plus the later crackling special effects, which is all the acting skills of these big coffees.
After talking about actors, acting skills and special effects, don't spend too much time on lines and plots. It can be seen that the screenwriter wants the plot to follow the path of Hollywood adventure action movies. Lei Zhenzi, an absolute hero, took the three treasures to find the Sword of Light. It is worth mentioning that one of the treasures is Xiancao and Green-eyed Grass, and I have been telling the script. Many netizens said that when watching movies, they were always worried that they would suddenly become advertisements for a navigator. There was a fight at last, and then it was gone. Zhou Wang and da ji are not dead yet, and then the meaning is clear. They want to make a sequel.
The whole movie, whether it's random plot, scary costume modeling or wayward off-line lines, challenges all the sensory and psychological bottom lines of the audience all the time, and there are always audiences leaving early. Many viewers said that 109 minutes was not done well, and there was a price to pay.
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