A joke about failing the exam.

If students fail in the exam, they really can't be blamed for the following reasons:

1, Weekend: There are 52 Sundays in a year, so there are 52*2= 104 days off. Excluding these days, it is only 26 1 day a year.

2. Winter and summer vacations; About two months of the year are either very hot or very cold, which makes it impossible to study. So after deducting 60 days of winter and summer vacations, it is only 20 1 day a year.

3. The annual statutory holidays account for 10 days, and only 1 9 1 day is left in one year after deduction.

4. Sleeping 8 hours a day accounts for one year 122 days, leaving only 69 days after deduction.

It takes 23 days to eat, snack and eat fruit for one and a half hours every day. If you deduct this, there are only 46 days left in a year.

6. The game time per day 1 hour accounts for one year 15 days, and only 3 1 day is left after deduction.

7. One day 1 hour of communication time, one year is 15 days. After deducting it, there are only 16 days in a year.

8. Going to the movies, shopping or other activities accounts for 10 days a year, and there are 6 days left after deduction.

9. It is estimated that if you are sick for five days a year, there will be only 1 day left in a year.

10, this day is still my birthday.

How can students pass the exam with so little study time? So you can't blame us ~

My son handled his failure in the exam skillfully.

I'm sorry

Dad: What's the score in the math exam?

Son: Sorry, Dad, I only got 59 points.

Dad is angry: if you still fail the Chinese exam tomorrow, don't call me dad!

The next day, my son went home with his head down.

Dad: What's the score in the Chinese exam?

Son: Sorry, sir.

reckless

Teacher: "Your score in yesterday's math exam was too low. How much is three times seven? It's simple. How to write fifteen? "

Student: "I can't recite my multiplication table." I thought it would be good to just write fifteen regardless of the willy-nilly. "