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Grandfather and grandson
From the Song Dynasty poet Mei's Village
Interpretation: After cold chickens find food, they call their companions. There are also some old people who have no clothes to keep warm, holding their grandchildren in their arms.
2. Having grandchildren will plant trees and ask for fields with sticks. Things don't interfere with each other, and fame floats on both sides.
From the Tang Dynasty poet Gu Kuang's Living in the Mountains is a Thing.
Interpretation: I can plant trees with my grandchildren and care about the cultivated farmland with crutches. All the troubles in the world can't bother me, so I put fame and fortune aside.
3. Get a little grandson if you have nothing to do.
From "On the Pool in Early Summer" by Tang Dynasty poet Bai Juyi.
Interpretation: Sleepy and idle all day, only from time to time, Doby's little grandson.
4. The shepherd is still barking, and the neighbor Weng is also holding his grandson. I didn't know that JUNG WOO was suffering, so I asked the horse if he was cold.
From Xu Hun, a poet in the Tang Dynasty, "Gui Pu Cheng Shu Ju in Xia Di"
Interpretation: the shepherd boy shouted his calf, and the old man next door held his grandson. People in the village didn't know my hard work, so they came out to meet me and kept asking questions.
I saw your husband and wife before, but now I see your grandson.
Su Hanlin sent Huangshi to Zhejiang from the second poem by Zhang Lei, a poet in the Song Dynasty.
Interpretation: I used to see you get married, but now I see you have grandchildren.
2. Sentences describing Sun Tzu 1. The old man's memory is full of poetry, and her two grandchildren are fascinated by it.
The old lady kept cursing her grandson.
As the only grandson in the family, Xiaoming is loved by his grandparents in every way.
This grandson is so naughty that the toy he just bought is torn to pieces.
Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and the news that Uncle Wang's grandson was detained soon spread throughout the village.
6. When the grandson comes back, Grandpa's happiest thing is to tell them stories about his childhood and sometimes dance with them.
When I heard that my grandson was going to marry a daughter-in-law, my grandmother beamed with joy.
My grandson just babbles, and no one can understand what he says.
9. Grandma loves her grandson, which is human nature, and I am beyond reproach.
10. Grandpa is very happy to meet his grandson for the first time.
1 1. The little grandson is doodling on the canvas with a pen, and the work that the painter is about to finish is painted beyond recognition.
12. Hearing the news that his grandson was admitted to Peking University as a graduate student, Uncle Li proudly boasted to everyone: "This is the first one in the village!" .
13. Grandma loves her grandson very much.
14. When the security personnel at the airport found the outline of a baby in the woman's hand luggage on the scanning screen, the woman was terrified and immediately took her grandson out.
15. Time flies. Grandpa died, but the deep love between him and his grandson was broken.
3. Grandpa 1. Please write the rhetorical methods used in the following sentences.
(4 points) (1) The grandson is healthy and lively, and the 70-year-old Zou Laohan naturally regards it as a treasure. (figurative) (2) The clouds are light and the wind is light, and January is like a hook.
From the age of 8, I began to pick firewood, carry burdens and move stones. The burden of life has been on my back for decades. Can I not camel? At that time, they were not married, and their son took her to live in this big ravine for two days. (figurative, exaggerated) 2. The functions of ellipsis are as follows: (1) Ellipsis of reference; ② indicates omission of enumeration; (3) It means to speak intermittently.
Please choose the correct usage of ellipsis in the following sentences and fill in the brackets after the sentences. (3 points) (1) Like ... like mom's eyebrows.
(3) (2) Bend ... Bend like grandpa's hunchback. (3) (3) Zou Laohan has lived in Funiu Mountain for decades and has never seen sweet potatoes, walnuts and chestnuts. (2) 3. In this case, Zou Laohan's psychology has undergone four completely different changes.
Please find out the corresponding words describing Zou Laohan's psychological changes in the text and fill in the brackets below. (3 points) Regard it as a treasure-(test your grandson on your own topic)-feel sad-(each generation is worse than the next) 4. Why can't Sun Tzu answer the standard answer of Grandpa's quiz question-is the moon like a sickle? Without guidance, city life is tense, and parents ignore enlightenment education.
(2 points) 5. Grandpa "Wow! Is the conclusion that this wretched man is ruined correct? Why? Talk about your understanding. Grandpa's conclusion is wrong.
With the growth of children's age, continuous development of governance and correct education, they will develop well. You can't draw a conclusion unilaterally based on a test.
(2 points) 6. What do you want to say to grandpa after reading the novel? (3 points) Grandpa, please relax a little, the child's future is boundless. Change your mind and trust the children.
Don't bother yourself.
4. Three generations of short answers, high-quality answers.
Grandpa and grandson
My grandson is 3 years old, and Zou Laohan just met him for the first time. The son who works in a big city went back to his hometown to visit relatives. He took his grandson with him all the way, so that Zou Laohan could see his descendants with his own eyes in his lifetime. His grandson is healthy and lively, and he is 70 years old.
Zou Laohan naturally regards it as a treasure. After dinner, Zou Laohan carried his grandson to the threshing floor to enjoy the cool. The clouds are light and the wind is light, and January is like a hook. In order to test his grandson's intelligence, Zou Laohan set a topic to test his grandson: "What is that bright object in the sky?"
What? ""It's the moon. ""What's the moon like? " "Like ... like mom's eyebrows. "
Grandson's mother, that is, Zou Laohan's daughter-in-law, Zou Laohan has seen her. At that time, they were not married, and her son took her to live in this big ravine like a dragonfly for two days. Zou Laohan remembers very clearly: the daughter-in-law has been frowning.
Wrinkled, eyebrows are not like the moon, but like two dead silkworms. "No way," Zou Laohan smiled generously and inspired. "Think again, the moon is curved." "curved ... curved like grandpa's hunchback."
Zou Laohan's back is indeed hunched, but it is bent. He has been picking firewood, carrying loads and moving stones since he was eight years old. The burden of life has been on his back for decades. Can he not have a hunch However, what is a hunchback like the moon? More like an old loofah.
Zou Laohan sighed and induced: "No, the moon is curved and the head is pointed." "curved and pointed ... like a banana!"
Bananas? What is a banana? Zou Laohan has lived in Funiu Mountain for decades and has never seen sweet potatoes, walnuts and chestnuts. Why are there bananas? I'm afraid I can't answer. I'm just making it up. The old man Zou sighed sadly.
Exhale. He thinks his grandson will be better than himself. When Zou Laohan was 3 years old, others asked him what the curved moon looked like, and he answered right at a glance: "Like a sickle!" " "What a simple question! Why can't this wretched man answer? Is it a generation?
Like a generation? "oh! This wretched child is ruined! " 1. Please write the rhetorical methods used in the following sentences. (4 points) (1) The grandson is healthy and lively, and the 70-year-old Zou Laohan naturally regards him as a treasure. ()
(2) The clouds are light and the wind is light, and January is like a hook. () (3) Since I was 8 years old, I have been picking firewood, carrying burdens and moving stones. The burden of life has been on my back for decades. Can I not camel? ( )
(4) At that time, they were not married, and my son took her to live in this big ravine for two days. () 2. The functions of ellipsis are as follows: ① Indicating the ellipsis of quotation; ② indicates omission of enumeration; ③
It means to speak intermittently. Please choose the correct usage of ellipsis in the following sentences and fill in the number in the brackets after the sentences. (3 points) (1) Like ... like mom's eyebrows. ()
(2) bend ... bend like grandpa's hunchback. () (3) Old man Zou has lived in Funiu Mountain for decades and has never seen sweet potatoes, walnuts and chestnuts. ( )
3. In this case, Zou Laohan's psychology has undergone four completely different changes. Please find out the corresponding words describing Zou Laohan's psychological changes in the text and fill in the brackets below. (3 points) regard it as a treasure-
() —————— () 4. Why can't Sun Tzu answer the standard answer to Grandpa's quiz question —— the moon is like a sickle? (2 points)
5. Grandpa "Hehe! Is the conclusion that this wretched man is ruined correct? Why? Talk about your understanding. (2 points) 6. What do you want to say to grandpa after reading the novel? (3 points) Metaphor Metaphor rhetorical question
Exaggerated 3 1 2 smiled generously and sighed.
I feel very sad. My grandson is a city dweller and has never seen a sickle. In addition, the scope of knowledge is limited, and the child's imagination is also very rich, so I didn't think of the standard answer that Grandpa thought. We shouldn't judge whether my grandson is based on such a question.
Excellence requires a long-term vision and cannot be limited to one thing.
5. The reading answer of grandparents is 1. Please write the rhetorical methods used in the following sentences.
(4 points) (1) The grandson is healthy and lively, and the 70-year-old Zou Laohan naturally regards it as a treasure. (figurative) (2) The clouds are light and the wind is light, and January is like a hook.
From the age of 8, I began to pick firewood, carry burdens and move stones. The burden of life has been on my back for decades. Can I not camel? At that time, they were not married, and their son took her to live in this big ravine for two days. (figurative, exaggerated) 2. The functions of ellipsis are as follows: (1) Ellipsis of reference; ② indicates omission of enumeration; (3) It means to speak intermittently.
Please choose the correct usage of ellipsis in the following sentences and fill in the brackets after the sentences. (3 points) (1) Like ... like mom's eyebrows.
(3) (2) Bend ... Bend like grandpa's hunchback. (3) (3) Zou Laohan has lived in Funiu Mountain for decades and has never seen sweet potatoes, walnuts and chestnuts. (2) 3. In this case, Zou Laohan's psychology has undergone four completely different changes.
Please find out the corresponding words describing Zou Laohan's psychological changes in the text and fill in the brackets below. (3 points) Regard it as a treasure-(test your grandson on your own topic)-feel sad-(each generation is worse than the next) 4. Why can't Sun Tzu answer the standard answer of Grandpa's quiz question-is the moon like a sickle? Without guidance, city life is tense, and parents ignore enlightenment education.
(2 points) 5. Grandpa "Wow! Is the conclusion that this wretched man is ruined correct? Why? Talk about your understanding. Grandpa's conclusion is wrong.
With the growth of children's age, continuous development of governance and correct education, they will develop well. You can't draw a conclusion unilaterally based on a test.
(2 points) 6. What do you want to say to grandpa after reading the novel? (3 points) Grandpa, please relax a little, the child's future is boundless. Change your mind and trust the children.
Don't bother yourself.
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