About short and interesting English jokes?

Jokes are common humor in daily life. Different from ordinary daily conversation, jokes deliberately violate the cooperative principle, derive the conversational implicature from it, and use the conflict between conversational implicatures to realize its expected function. This article is, I hope it will help everyone!

Winter in Canada

An old woman lives on a farm in Canada, just a few yards from the North Dakota border. For years, their land has been the subject of a small dispute between the United States and Canada. The widow lives on a farm with her son and three grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room with a letter. "I just got some news, mom," he said. "The government has reached an agreement with the people of North Dakota. They think our land is a part of America. We have the right to approve or disapprove this agreement. What do you think? "

"What do I think?" His mother said. "Sign it! Call them now and tell them we accept! I think I can't stand the winter in Canada anymore! "

Lost in the desert

An Englishman, a Texan and a Polish got lost in the Nevada desert. After several days without water and food, they saw a lamp half buried in the sand. They wiped the lamp and a genie appeared. Because they all cleaned the lights, the genie gave everyone a wish.

The Texan goes first, hoping to be sent back to his house. His swimming pool is full of beautiful women. The genie clapped his hands and the Texan disappeared in a flash.

The Englishman wants to be sent back to his home, and he knows that his wife will be there eagerly waiting for him. The genie clapped his hands again and the Englishman disappeared.

The Polish sat down and thought about what he should wish for. Suddenly realizing that he was alone in the desert, he immediately hoped that Texans and Englishmen would come back.

At the military base

Early in the morning, at the military base, the master sergeant was shouting the names of the daily working groups listed on a piece of paper:

"Ames" "Here it is!" "Jenson" "here!" "Jones" "Here it is!" "magsky" "here!" "looking back"

There is no answer.

“Seeback！”

Never heard an answer again.

“SEEBACK！ ! ! "The troops remained completely silent.

At this time, someone whispered in the ear of the sergeant major. He looked again at what the last name said, quickly flipped through the list and continued to call the name printed on the other side.

That shiny box thing.

An Amish boy and his father are visiting a nearby shopping mall. They were almost surprised at everything they saw, especially two shiny silver walls, which separated and closed themselves.

The young man asked, "Dad, what is this?"

The father who had never seen an elevator replied, "I don't know what this is."

While the boy and his father were watching with wide eyes, an old lady in a wheelchair came to the moving wall and pressed a button. The wall opened and the lady rolled into a room from among them. The wall closed, and the boy and his father watched all the circles light up on the wall.

The wall opened again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman came out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go to your mother."

Three stupid hunters

Three idiots decided to go hunting. The first man said he would get a dollar. He went out and did come back with a dollar. Two other hunters asked him how he did it. He said, "I saw traces. I followed the tracks. I got buck. "

So the second hunter said he was going to catch a doe. He did it. They asked him how he did it, and he said, "I saw traces. I followed the tracks. I started doing it. "

So the third hunter said, "I will shoot anything I see."

So he went out and came back half a day later, covered in injuries, covered in blood and completely drunk. Two other hunters asked him what happened, and he said, "I saw footprints. I followed the tracks. I was hit by a train! "