Song Xiaobao's line "I didn't move" at the Spring Festival party.

Man: Oh, dear. Today is a good day-I believe what I want will come true. Why? Today is Valentine's Day in China-Tanabata, my six-year underground love affair with Haiyan. Today, I will move it to another place. It was really scary. I'm so nervous. I want to give her an explanation. I hope she can accept it.

Woman: Mom, why don't you say hello when you come?

M: It's shocking.

Woman: Not so good.

Man: Is there anyone in the room?

Woman: No, wow.

Man: Come in.

Woman: No, I'm going to dance yangko.

Man: Don't go. I dissolved the yangko team.

W: Why are you fired?

Man: Isn't it Tanabata today? On Valentine's Day, let them go home with their friends. Lao Zhang leads Mrs. Li and Mrs. Wang is jealous. The family cried, and her dentures cried. Oh, I just coaxed Mrs. Wang. I haven't been looking for you. Come on, let's go in and say, hahaha ~ ~

Woman: Sit down.

Man: You sit, you sit, you sit, oh, it's been so many years, and it's not easy to have ups and downs. I just missed such an opportunity to really express my love. Today, I knelt down once.

Woman: Hey, let's put things behind us. My daughter is not married.

Man: It's okay. We can kneel down first and get married later. Don't worry, you sit there and let's-what's the word? Let us have the company of the world of mortals, live a rainy life, ride on horseback, enjoy the prosperity of the world, sing the joy in our hearts, and vigorously grasp our youth-Haiyan, don't be crazy.

Woman: No one answered the door.

Who's here?-What?

Woman: Your crotch is open.

Man: Oh, my God, it's so-embarrassing. I'm sorry. Oh, my God, the confession came on Tanabata, and my crotch was open. We just know each other very well, so I have to have a baby. Oh, it's embarrassing. Ha ha ha ~ ~ It's embarrassing.

Woman: Take it off.

Say what?

Woman: Take off your pants.

Man: Haiyan, you said, oh, I'm not prepared at all. You said, oh.

Woman: What are you talking about? I told you to take off your pants and I'll sew them on for you.

Man: Ah, sew it on, ah ha ha ha ~ ~ I think, I think it's crooked, but I think it's crooked, so I said, where can I take it off?

W: I don't watch any of them.

M: Nothing. Look, it's okay. There are several floors. Oh, it's the first time for someone. Oh, my son bought it for me. Here you are.

Woman: Step aside.

Daughter: Hello, Hao Yue. My mother is not at home today. She went to yangko. Didn't you say you wanted to surprise me? Let's go

Mom: Oh, my God.

Father: Who is it?

Mom: Yes, my girl is back. Go, go, go, hide.

Father: Don't hide, we will meet sooner or later, won't we?

Mom: How can I meet you? How can I see you like that?

Father: Yes, how ugly.

Mom: Go, go, go.

Father: Come on, you hide.

M: I sent her away.

Daughter: You are at home.

Mother: I'm at home

Daughter: Aren't you going to dance yangko?

Mother: I'm back.

Daughter: You're not going to dance yangko.

Mother: No-no, well, you won't work overtime.

Daughter: I'm off work. What class is my family?

Mother: No, that-girl, you go out for a walk.

Daughter: Mom, you have something to do.

Mother: I-come on, I won't hide it from you.

Daughter: What's the matter

Mother: Didn't you say I was busy? What can I do? Right? Uncle Zhang's trousers are torn. Let me help sew, in case you worry too much.

Daughter: Oh, what can I do? Why don't you open the door for me?

Mother: a girl

Daughter: Huh? !

Mother: Go out for a walk.

Daughter: I don't go out for a walk-well, mom, go out for a walk.

Mother: Son, if mother doesn't dance yangko, there is nowhere to go. What should I do-girl, today is said to be Valentine's Day on Qixi, take the initiative to find a pony.

Daughter: Gee, Mom, I have a headache.

Mother: daughter, you have a headache. Mom will find some medicine for you.

Daughter: no, no, mom-I don't eat western medicine, I eat Chinese medicine. Just go to the farthest drugstore and buy me some Chinese medicine.

Mother: No, no, you are a silly child. Mom is a doctor, both Chinese and western medicine will do. I can give you anything you want.

Daughter: Oh, oh, that's all right, Mom. I'm fine.

Mother: No-

Telephone ——————————— Rinrin.

Mother: Hello, alas-alas, ok, I'll go right away, alas-ok.

Daughter: What's the matter, Mom?

Mother: Well, your uncle Wang had a heart attack. Mom, go and see.

Daughter: Go, go, save people, go, go.

Mother: Oh, no, ok, girl, will you come with me?

Daughter: I'm not going.

Mother: No, you can be my companion.

Daughter: Oh, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. Let's go, let's go.

Mother: Then I'll go.

Daughter: Saving lives is important.

Mother: I'm leaving. Be careful yourself.

Daughter: Well-goodbye, Mom-finally gone.

Son: Today is a good day, and all my wishes can come true. Well, today is the Valentine's Day of Qixi in China. I think I have a surprise for my Xiao Fang-Square. Here I am.

Daughter: Let's go.

Son: Cats.

Daughter: Dog.

Son: Well, is there anyone in the room?

Daughter: No.

Son: Hurry up-I didn't say I would surprise you. You sit here, you sit here, you just look at me-let's wait, let's have the company of the world of mortals, live a rainy life, ride on horseback, enjoy the prosperity of the world, sing the joy in our hearts and grasp it hard.

Daughter: My mother is back-

Son: Well, why?

Daughter: Oh, my pants are open.

Son: Oh, oh, oh, you see, I thought, oh, I thought I came here on purpose today. I bought a pair of thin pants. I thought I could come with you to express my feelings for a while. When you said you were nervous, your watch turned on.

Daughter: Take it off.

Son: Too-what did you say?

Daughter: I told you to take off your pants.

Son: When did you learn badly? What are you doing here? Why are you so direct?

Daughter: I told you to take off your pants and I'll sew them on for you.

Son: sew it on-I think too much. Do not laugh at me. Take it off. Oh, where can I take it off? Oh, you said it was the whole thing.

Daughter: Take it off, I won't watch it.

Son: It doesn't matter whether you look at it or not. There are several floors. Alas, this day is really embarrassing-here it comes.

Daughter: Step aside.

Son: You said you could be gentle at work.

Mom: Girl, girl, mom is back. Open the door for me.

Daughter: Ah, I'm back.

Son: Come back, come back-come and see me.

Mom: Girl, mom doesn't have a key. Open the door for me.

Daughter: hide-my mother despises you, and dressed like this, my mother despises you even more

Mother: Girl-

Son: Dad, how are you?

Daughter: Come back.

Mother: You child, why are you blocking me?

Daughter: I didn't stop you.

Mom: Girl, mom has been gone for a long time. Is everything all right at home?

Daughter: Nothing.

Mother: Nobody came, right?

Daughter: No.

Mom: Girl, mom, please, you and ponies are everywhere. Aunt Wang kindly introduces the pony-Ma Yinglong to you. Well done! That guy is fat and has a good family background. Oh, I want to fall in love freely. Look at your freedom, not your mother's mouth, like a monkey.

Daughter: Mom, will you mind your mouth? What if someone is eavesdropping here?

Mother: What are you listening to? Can he listen?

Daughter: I'm telling you, mom, as long as people are nice to me, hello, you find that wife. I saw it in the park the other day. Oh, my God, just like that bald old man.

Mother: This child is really rude. You say how embarrassed people are to listen. Okay, okay, what-can you compare with mom? How old is mom? Just find someone her age. Why don't you pursue it?

Ma: Auntie, Auntie, my pony

Daughter: Mom, what do you want him to do?

Mother: Why did I call him? If you don't look for others, others won't look for you. Get the door.

Daughter: No.

Mother: You.

Daughter: I'm not going.

Mother: You.

Ma: Aunt, I came in without paddling the door.

Mother: Come in, fast forward, come in, come on.

Ma: Square.

Mother: Fang, go and sit down over there, son.

Ma: Aunt, today is the way it is. Isn't it Tanabata? I want to take this beautiful day to express to Xiaofang.

Mother: Oh, well, well, if you want to confess, I have to hide. Wow, not so good.

Ma: No, aunt, please give me a witness, otherwise, I'm still nervous.

Mother: That's good. Then I'll sit here. I won't watch it.

Ma: Fang

Daughter: What?

Ma: With the company of the world of mortals, we can enjoy the prosperity of the world of mortals and enjoy the youth. Fang, I love you. Marry me.

Daughter: Stop, don't kneel.

Mother: Oh, that.

Ma: Aunt, that's right. For this operation-

Mother: Well, don't do that.

M: That's right. You are too sensitive to this action. Aunt, how did your bed move?

Daughter: no, no.

Mother: Fang Er, I just met her.

Ma: Fang, your bed has really moved.

Daughter: No, no, no-I shook it, I shook it-look, look.

Man: It can't be someone, can it?

Mother | Daughter: No, no-how is that possible-no.

M: You two are not afraid of anyone. I'm fine.

Daughter: Not really.

M: No.

Daughter: no, no.

M: No, no, dear mother. I am in a trance.

Daughter: Mom.

M: I'm too nervous. I

Mother: Well, Pony, isn't it? It's nothing.

Ma: Auntie, uh, uh, today, to tell the truth, my parents cooked all the meals. I tried to invite Xiao Fang to dinner.

Mother: Great, thank your parents-go ahead, Grid, clean up and have fun.

Daughter: I'm not going.

Mother: Go ahead and take Xiao Fang with you.

Ma: Aunt, when shall I come to see you?

Mother: Oh, don't look at me. You two get along very well.

M: We're leaving.

Mother: Let's go, let's go.

Son: My God, what is this?

Daughter: Are you all right? Are you okay?

Mother: You dead old man, what are you doing outside? Okay, you two can talk. Let's leave now.

Daughter: Mom, are you all right?

Mother: No, nothing.

Ma: Aunt, what's the matter?

Daughter: Ma Yinglong, this is my monkey.

Son: Why?

Man: What?

Son: I'm telling you, Ma Yinglong, let's not talk about anything else. We are going to this station now. I'm different in temperament and appearance-you have more pants than me, I'll tell you.

Daughter: Come back.

Mother: Sorry, Pony, it's her freedom-I'm not talking about you, son. You said it was the first time you met me, and it was over. You became like this. You have very little respect for you and me.

Ma: Aunt.

Mother: Don't take it to heart. Ignore him. We were introduced. You take Xiao Fang back to your home.

Ma: Aunt, let's go.

Mother: Come on, come on, come on.

. . . .

M: Oh, my God, Aunt, you have one thing after another.

Daughter: Mom, this is.

Mother: What are you doing outside?

Father: I won't come out again. My daughter-in-law was robbed.

Mother: What did you say?

Son: He is my father.

Father: This is my son.

Mother: You can't, Dad.

Father and son: Yes.

Father: I tell you, I didn't listen to what you just said. I wandered at the bottom and didn't drive me crazy. The bed was hanging without kicking. How can you be such a mother and worry about your children? Yes, all mothers are worried about their children, so this is not good. You also mentioned my son. His son looks like a monkey, and his father looks fine. It's not my decision to be like an orangutan.

Mother: Oh, I'm trying to be nice to you.

Father: So-

Son: Yes,

Father: Then my son looks like this, girl. Why do you love him?

Daughter: Mom: I want to be nice to others, too.

Father: Love is a hanging thing. This is beyond the explanation of language. So, it's not sweet, pony. You got it? Let me give you an example. This is not a hot face and a cold ass. It can't be a fever. It must be voluntary. Just like when I grow up, his aunt likes me.

Son: No tricks.

Father: She looks like a bear. Girls love her, so she is unattractive.

Son: No tricks.

Father: Look at your big eyes and double eyelids. I don't care about you. You are not attractive.

Son: No tricks.

Father: What's the matter, son? Go ahead.

Zi: Let the world of mortals keep you company.

Father: Live a rainy day. As long as you gallop, we can enjoy the prosperity of the world.

M: I totally understand. You are a good match.

Father: Don't play tricks.

Son: No tricks.

M: Then I'd better hurry up-alas-there is one thing I want to understand. Why don't you both wear pants?

Son: No tricks.