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A joke without language.
One day, an alien took a farmer away. Because of the language barrier, they can only compare gestures. Aliens compared with number three.
The farmer made a gesture of five, then the alien made a gesture of eight with his forefinger and thumb, and finally the farmer raised his thumb.
The farmer went home and said to his wife, "Wife, I was taken away by aliens today. He said, "He harvested three radishes today, I said.
I received five, he said: three plus five is eight, and I said: not bad! "
The aliens returned to the headquarters. He said, "report to headquarters! I arrested a farmer today. I said, I killed three people. He said he killed five people. I said I killed him. He said he killed him with his thumb! "
One day, the male fly and the female fly were having dinner. The female fly asked the male fly, "Dear, why do people always say that we are here?"
Eat shit? "The male fly said impatiently," don't say such disgusting things when you eat! "
There is a man who likes riding a motorcycle. He always likes to wear his clothes backwards, with the zipper behind his back. He said it was windproof. One night, he was careless when riding a motorcycle, fell off a cliff and fainted. At this time, two policemen found it, and they came to the edge of the cliff.
Policeman A: Look, there's an accident here! Let's go save him!
Policeman B: Yes! What a shame. I twisted my head back.
Policeman A: Huh? Still breathing?
Policeman B: Really! Why don't we give him a hand and twist his head, shall we?
So, the two policemen began to cooperate and only heard a "card rub"
Policeman A: Ouch! Why are you out of breath? ! !
Me: .........
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