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1. At present, the only thing that can be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

Since my life is destined to have a wretched fate, I should also keep the most wretched posture, with men in front of me.

If you are not afraid of thick skin and don't eat meat, how can you settle down without a beautiful man?

Don't hurt yourself because of infatuation, and don't panic because of obscene sight.

4. Some people always think they look like a tiger's cat!

Life is a meal, and you are just a dish.

6. If you like someone, go after her! Because he won't chase you.

The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if he is ugly, in case he is blind.

9. Do you want to summon the dragon when you don't talk to me?

Life is really lonely, but fortunately we found a side dish.

1 1. You are noodles, I am water, and I am soaking you; You are the sky, I am the cloud, and I haunt you; You are the star, I am the moon, and I love you.

Twelve. The only two things I can do in my reading career are watching the results of academic shows and watching couples show their love.

13. What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken? You just passed the bus and got on it.

14. I had a dream at night, dreaming that I was at the peak of my life, but I was alienated from my relatives and became a loner. Despair, despair. Next morning, I found myself lying on the ground.

15. I was fired yesterday and went for a walk in the playground at night to relax. As a result, my ex-girlfriend and her dumped my new boyfriend, and all kinds of sadness happened instantly. It's really rainy. I met a dog man when I was single.

16. Do you know that I love you very much? I like your chubby appearance, your red face, your cuteness and integrity, and your fullness. My favorite wallet.

17. How dare Bala let guests pay to open a shop?

I'm not picky about food, but I don't like girls who are particularly fat.

19. The crisp snoring, both rhythmic and dynamic, woke me up from the boundless darkness. It's a good thing I didn't get up, otherwise you would have got up.

Nine lives are long gone.

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10. Why do I often cry? Because I haven't gotten over my fucking cold.

Twenty one. You call me fat? This is called thermal expansion and cold contraction! I get fat when I'm hot and thin when I'm cold.

Every time I see a thin man in the street, I want to share some meat with her. I am very kind.

Twenty-three When you are completely full, ordinary young people will complain "I'm full" with an empty face, while eating will seem very relaxed and "I'll take a break".

24. I have begun to study how to enter the classroom at the beginning of school.

25. People with low laughter can laugh when they eat, when they are in class, when they get up from wrestling, when they walk, when they go to the toilet, when they are in class, when they sleep and dream, and when they have a little trouble. Let a person with a low laugh tell you a joke, then he won't tell it until he laughs.

Please let me know if you are in trouble. I can't help you anyway.

Twenty-seven I am a wisp of madness, coming and going without a trace.

28. Every time I am late for my homework, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

29. Sometimes I drink a little wine. I can't figure it out by the cold moonlight. Why should I come down to earth?

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One day

Three meals can only keep you alive, and snacks and midnight snacks are the true meaning of life.

3 1. Opening your eyes can further realize your dream. Closing your eyes can make your dream come true immediately.