What are the embarrassing things after drinking?

I'm drunk and sober. I won't get drunk. The important thing is, if I can't, I will give up drinking. I've never been embarrassed by drinking. I found some on the internet. Consider it a joke!

Liangshan heroes in the water margin always eat meat in large pieces and drink in large bowls, which is generous and enjoyable. But there are many things that Liangshan heroes do, except drinking friends, drinking too much, making trouble by drinking, making trouble after drinking, and drunk driving. What funny things happened in people's life after they got drunk?

1, senior three, didn't come home after school at noon, and two people from another school killed two bottles of health care products. They went to school by bike in the afternoon, just in time for the Chinese test. At that time, they were all late, and the old lady who taught Chinese was green with alcohol, but I studied very well. The teacher took good care of me and was not angry. I almost woke up after the exam. First of all,

2. I once slept in the flower bed after being drunk, and my clothes were neatly put aside. The charger is inserted into the soil to charge.

3. I drank too much at one time ~ It turned out that my house was in Building 14 ~ As a result, Building 15 in the same location opened the door. . . As a result, my family didn't dare to call the police ~ I was taken to the police station for more than 1 hour ~ According to the police report the next day ~ I was speaking in English ~ Sweat!

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A bottle of beer can get you drunk. I used to be a good boy and never touched alcohol. After work, I will drink a little at dinners and banquets, but beer is just a glass, not to mention white wine. I just need to raise a small glass at a time to express it. Fortunately, leaders and colleagues know that they don't drink enough. I went to see a pair of long-lost friends with my husband this year. I had a drink because I was happy. Because I was very happy that day, I especially wanted to drink. Red drank beer, and my husband rarely saw me take the initiative to drink it, and I didn't stop it. I ended up drunk. My husband told me the story behind, and I don't remember anything. But when I sing in KTV, I usually keep a low profile and stick to the microphone. I didn't say I was Mai Ba, but I sang one song after another, which was still very embarrassing. This is not the usual style at all; When I got back, I held my husband in my arms and shouted that I had a headache. I told him to pull his head off, pour out the wine inside and put it back for me. There are other embarrassing things. I'm sorry to say that, but it's funny and speechless, completely different from my normal time.