How to reply humorously to Love Tiger Oil?

Learn these funny jokes and you will know how to answer them.

1. A classic hilarious and embarrassing joke. I was in a hurry today and drove a little too fast. I accidentally knocked down an old lady. I quickly got out of the car and said, "Sister, are you okay?" The old lady got up and took pictures. He patted his clothes and said, "Young man has such a sweet mouth. Sister, it's okay. Let's go!" It was so relaxing to respond so quickly.

2. Every day on Xiaoxiao.com, my junior high school classmates created a group and wanted to bring in all the classmates in the class, but I forgot how many people were in the class at that time. While everyone was thinking hard, a classmate said, "54 people, I'm very sure! I always came last in the exam at that time, 54th!" Everyone unanimously approved, after all, this number is too authoritative.

3. Funny women’s jokes. Once, I suddenly wanted to eat pie, so I went to buy one. Just as I was about to take my first bite, I heard a noise downstairs. When I saw it, a man said to a woman: "Will you marry me?" The woman said: "Marry you? Dreaming, unless pie falls from the sky." So I silently threw the pie down.

4. When I picked up my 7-year-old cousin from school, I saw a cart pulling a pig. Suddenly I remembered that my cousin was a pig, so I pointed at the pig car and joked, "Look, that's your brother!" After saying that, I felt something was wrong. College roommate ranked eighth. One time I asked: "8, why are you leaning against the wall so hard?" He said: "Oh, I just want to show off."

5. Dad has a bad temper. My brother and I were beaten frequently, and finally one day my brother said, we couldn't bear it anymore, let's run away from home. Poor me, who was only about four or five years old, took my clothes and followed him out. The ending can be imagined. If I remember correctly, we came back before even walking to the next village. We were so tired! When we came back, my parents found that our clothes were messed up by us, and they were beaten again. Hey, I feel so tired just thinking about it now.

6. When I get rich, I will definitely buy a big house. I don’t want to live in this small house anymore. I didn’t have such a deep obsession before. I farted when I went out at noon today. I still smelled it when I came back from dinner, and I collapsed at that time. I must buy a big house in the future, at least 140 square meters!

7. The news said that luxury villas in Beijing and Shanghai have plummeted. A house that used to cost more than 100 million yuan is now only 60 to 70 million yuan. Alas, money is tight lately, so I can’t even take advantage of this! Boss, your instant noodles are about to expire. Can you get them for fifty cents cheaper?

8. Yesterday afternoon, I went to an Internet cafe and an uncle in his forties or fifties was playing LoL. While playing, he slapped the keyboard and yelled: You little bastard, I can be your father. , call me a primary school student!

9. I was dating a goddess. I was more proactive and made it clear directly: "Goddess, I like you, let's get married!" The goddess rolled her eyes at me and said: "Although I love you very much. , but I still have to reject you, why not us." I immediately understood what the goddess meant and nodded excitedly. The goddess quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that." I smiled evilly at the goddess, and the goddess said with a confused look on her face: "What do you mean?" I said, "What else do you ask me? I mean, try removing the radical of the word “refuse.” Goddess: “…”