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A friend who does WeChat business resigned after more than a month, earning 380,000 yuan, and now works at home. I asked him how he made the money, and he said that he was selling fakes, and his leg was broken, and the insurance company paid for it. ...

Today, I accidentally broke my husband's Moutai for five years. Husband: See what else you can do! Five years, I took it for five years and you broke it! Wife: it's only been five years, and what I have treasured for more than 20 years has also been debunked by you at once, and my mother didn't say anything! I also made several phone calls with you. ...

My wife and I are classmates. Today's class reunion didn't end until midnight, so it naturally became my bounden duty to send my wife home. Downstairs, I joked with her sitting in the co-pilot: Go up with you, wake up my cousin and blow two more bottles! She turned her head and whispered in my ear: Your cousin didn't come back from a business trip. I am at home alone. Why don't we take a rain check? Me: OK! Then I won't send you up ... and then I turned and ran away ...