Funny version of tongue twister in northeast dialect

Funny version of northeast dialect tongue twister is as follows:

1. Lao Qi happened to meet Lao Lv with a donkey when he wanted to sell fish. Lao Qi wants to use Lao Lu's donkey to transport fish. Lao Lu said, if Lao Qi wants to transport fish with my donkey, he has to give me fish. If he doesn't give me fish, he won't use my donkey to transport fish. They are both late.

2. Talk less, do more, talk nonsense and have no taste. Who is the most awesome, who is the most popular, except Lei Feng, that is, I said that mountains are mountains, rivers are rivers, and provoking Heaven is a shell. He said he was not afraid of too many enemies, and he was afraid of not knowing Brother Tian. Black stockings, long legs, come and hug the bed. It is said that sages have been lonely since ancient times. Go to the disco bar, wake up half drunk, hug the chick and fall asleep. One mountain is higher than the other.

3. "The key seems to be missing, please don't lock it", "no, no, no", "I don't know, no, no", "If you don't want to let me go, don't be rude, you are an individual" and "I am an individual" ... The key is found and the lock is broken. "When I say no, you all have to say no, no, nothing else." "I didn't say anything just now, so don't, don't, don't do anything, don't violate it. What did you lose by buying another one? " "What have I lost?" "What have you lost?" Farewell! ""next time it's gone, it's gone If you don't, don't, don't, don't say goodbye. "