As a "Deyun girl", what are the things you must know?

There are a lot of things that Deyun girls need to know. For example:

①Uncle Yu’s three major hobbies: smoking, drinking, and perming his hair. As long as Uncle Yu is around, this joke will always be there. Each pair of cross talk actors said: Uncle Yu’s three major hobbies? The audience responded in unison: smoking, drinking, and perming their hair.

② Erye’s high-end, grand and upscale. The second master's height must be different from others.

③ Er Ye and Jiu Mengmeng’s eggplant stalks, rubber band stalks, dog broth stalks and cat broth stalks.

④The famous scene between Meng Meng and Mr. Xiao: plastering the ceiling. There was a joke on the stage, a group of people in the audience cheering, and everyone in the audience was just listening to the cross talk. (Yes, it’s Mr. Little)

⑤ Meng Meng’s three major skills: lighting cigarettes, pouring wine, and perming hair

In addition, there is also ghost story telling ( Although it scares me every time), I can also act cute, and of course I cry when I brake. (Sure enough, he is an excellent person.)

⑥Refund jokes. Audiences at every show have to refund their tickets, but Deyun Club’s refund window is in Afghanistan.

⑦The young man who is obsessed with getting off work. Every time I stand closest to the exit door, I'll run away as soon as I'm done.

⑧The scene where the second master and Jiu Mengmeng made love. When Jiu Mengmeng mentioned the silicone legs, the second master couldn’t stop laughing.

⑨Stories about Er Ye’s sleeping powder. Jiu Mengmeng is a man who has been a fan of the second master for five years, and the second master slept with him (hahahaha, forgive me for laughing unkindly, after all, I made up this famous scene in my head.)

At the moment, I can think of so many, and for me, this is the one that impressed me the most. I hope you all like it. Of course, you are welcome to add to it.

There are too many things that girls in Deyun need to know, such as Brother Qian’s three hobbies of “smoking, drinking, and perming your hair”, such as the “ "Is it true?" "Is it true?" and "Kung Pao Chicken" and so many more!

Guo Degang's disciples also have many "stems", which can be roughly divided into two categories: "nicknames" and "incidents":

1. Nicknames: Luan Yunping has the most nicknames, and Lan Yunping has the most nicknames. Elf, Lamborghini, Ma Fengying, etc. are all well-known to everyone; Zhang Yunlei, the captain of the Deyun Death Squadron, nicknamed Xiao Zhuanger, many people call him the Second Master; Kong Yunlong, a member of the Death Squadron; Yan Hexiang, the Shaobao Prince of Deyun Society, also known as Zhuangzhuang; Zhang Helun, nicknamed Xiaobai; Lang Heyan is also known as Dahuang; Meng Hetang is the master of the hall; Zhou Jiuliang is the pupil...

Second, incident: Sun Yue raised elephants before entering Deyun Society, and the elephant became thin. He has gained weight; the dispute between Zhang Yunlei, Yang Jiulang, and Yan Hexiang as a strong child and his parents; Meng Hetang's "Deyun Club is a harmonious big family, and the seniors never bully the juniors" and so on, the most famous ones Of course, there are all kinds of interesting stories about Brother Qian’s father, Mr. Wang, and interesting stories about Brother Qian’s son, Guo Xiaobao!

If there are any "stories" that I haven't mentioned, you are welcome to add them!

Let’s talk about the jokes about today’s younger generation of crosstalk actors that I know better:

1. Shang Jiuxi: His nickname is Deyun Guillotine; his partner He Jiuhua , is the supervisor (hahaha, it matches well); one of his more popular jokes is about the little penguin (you will know the specific content by listening to a few more of their cross talk).

2. Zhang Jiunan: He has many nicknames, tractor commander (these lnms applauded in unison, hahaha), man, scumbag..., although he talks a lot He is not merciful at first, but in private he is very good to his fans and protects his family very well. He is a very gentle person. His partner Gao Jiucheng was originally the last gentle person in Toujiu, but in the end he lost all his gentleness, hahaha. His opening poem was very good, but now it has been "sealed" by him. An audience member asked him when he would say it again, and his answer was to find a suitable time (such as a special performance, etc.). We can look forward to it together. ).

3. Qin Xiaoxian: He sings very well, he is a little hypoglycemic, and his family is in good condition (after all, he is the one who drives the "Dung Fork" truck, hahaha, don't hit me, this is what the second brother said ), his partner Sun Jiuxiang is his "father". Every time Jiuxiang's father is on stage, he just says to the audience: You are no longer my daughter-in-law! The audience below is absolutely obedient, hahaha. This life gate is controlled by sisi.

4. Liu Xiaoting: Nicknamed the Second Brother, his "advantage" is that he is black, hahaha.

In the words of his partner Zhang Jiutai, if the second brother falls into the sea, the sea will become a black sea, hahahaha. The second brother is Yue Yue's eldest apprentice, but he often can't eat the dumplings from his master's house (we don't dare to tell, we don't dare to ask, hahaha).

At present, they are the only ones I know well. The other Jiuling, Jiulong, Jiufang, Laohan, etc. are all very good, but I am not particularly familiar with them, so I won’t go into details here. .

If there is anything to be corrected or added, everyone is welcome to correct and discuss it together!

Deyun girls, see you in the comment area!

There are so many "memes" in Deyun Club. I will only talk about those jokes in Zhang Yunlei's cross talk. As long as Teacher Zhang starts, the response will be like a tsunami.

Old Beijingers love to play - daughter-in-law

Let me ask you a question - I have loved you

High-end - big time, high-end style

Ouch - who is so bad, asking me to spread rumors and talk nonsense... Cat soup is soup made from cats.

Why is Kuro so handsome? A mouthful of old blood spurted on the screen, letting me die for a while.

The slogan of the Eighth Team: The Eighth Team of Deyun, unite the world and command the world. Whoever disobeys, may my leader live as long as the heavens.

The last one is the favorite sentence of fans: To whom is the love given?

Zhang Yunlei with pigtails

Because nowadays, crosstalk is all about family members, and there are many jokes about Deyun Society. , such as Luan Yunping’s nickname, the origin of Shaobing, Zhang Yunlei’s legendary jump, Yue Yunpeng’s elevator incident, why Yu Qian’s son is called Guo Xiaobao, etc., but as a Deyun girl, you have to know the following jokes.

1. Teacher Yu’s three major hobbies. That is, smoking, drinking, and hair perming. Guo Degang and many Deyun Club members have written these three hobbies into cross talk jokes. Shaobing once joked that these three hobbies are actually the same, which is smoking after drinking and then perming your hair with cigarettes.

Second, Guo Degang’s invoice memes and Yue Yunpeng’s invoice memes. This meme originated from the fact that after Cao Yunjin left Deyun Club, he criticized Guo Degang for charging tuition (according to common sense, cross talk schools should not charge tuition), and also posted the invoice at that time, and Guo Degang responded, "You can find an invoice. , stamp it and say I charged, but be sure to make sure the time is correct." Many jokes in Deyun Club often use invoices to talk about things, forming a Guo Degang invoice meme. Recently, Yue Yunpeng used invoices to talk about things in the "Saturday Night Live" program he hosted, and then developed into a Yue Yunpeng invoice meme.

Three, the little black fat man stalker. In recent years, Guo Degang's apprentices have gradually formed their own styles and routines. Because Guo Degang is not tall, has a slightly taller complexion and is fatter, Zhang Helun and Shaobing among them use Guo Degang's size and skin color to make matters worse, forming a famous "Little black fat guy stalker". Especially Zhang Helun, he pointed his hand upward at every turn, pretending to jump like Guo Degang, and said "I'll beat you to death" while jumping, which was so funny.

Of course, as the largest cross talk club in China, if Deyun girls pay close attention, you will definitely find more interesting jokes that will open your eyes

Deyun There is so much a girl needs to know! You have to know Uncle Qian'er's three major hobbies: smoking, drinking, and perming his hair. Yu Qian’s son is named Guo Xiaobao. Lao Guo's girlfriend is called Bibia, Yu Qian's girlfriend is called Wang Gangdan, Xiao Yueyue's girlfriend is called Sister Iron Hammer, and Dalin's girlfriend is called Zhuge Gangdan. Old Beijing loves to play with his wife (Bell Score). Jiuliang's father likes to plate all kinds of things (King Wen of Zhou). The Yellow Crane Tower's generals, generals, generals, generals, and generals - the five-star red flag fluttering in the wind... Xiaobian'er's high-end, big-time, upscale energy. The last sentence of Xiao Yueyue's lover was to ask the bastard what mistake he made. Just because he was talking about cross talk, the table blocked his legs. There are also various people who take advantage of the show to take advantage of it, such as anti-seven people, six people, sheep on trees, leaves gone, and Japanese clappers. You must also be able to pick up the lyrics of Taiping, at least the snipe and the clam, The Legend of the White Snake, Taigong Selling Noodles, Han Xin's fortune-telling, and persuading people. You can do all of these. When it comes to the encore, you have to know which actor is getting what show. Lao Guo likes to sing "Skeleton Lament". To be honest, he sings it at the end of the sealing period. The hall master’s tooth mark marks, Wukong, tick. The little pigtail explores the clear water river, Suolin bag, and Qiankun belt. Xiao Yueyue's lover, familiar once and twice, a song of five rings. Zhang Helun's worn shoes exposed his toes, and his sister came to see me. Third brother's excuse. Li Yunjie's Su Sanqijie. Jiuling Jiulong's Allegro is good, Linglong Tower and Tongrentang both said it was great.

Ma Fengying in Gaofeng, Luan Bojini in Luan Yunping. The second brother (Liu Xiaoting) is black and Jiutai is white. The indissoluble bond between Lao Qin and the microphone. Jiunan is the little prince of setting poems, but the last sentence always makes the audience stop. After entering the trap of Deyun Club, I realized that there are many things to learn.

Raising an elephant, who can miss this joke?

Correspondingly, there are also "zoo", "stealing feed", "escape from the cage" and "climbing over the wall".

One time Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue were exhibiting in Shenzhen, Beijing. Fans played the familiar "game" again, applauding after Yue Yunpeng introduced himself, but they gave more warm and lasting applause after introducing Sun Yue.

Yue Yunpeng also showed his jealousy skillfully, and even tried to leave and pretended to quit the performance: "Since when did the ones who praised him become more popular than those who teased him?"

Sun Yue was very calm. : "Isn't this close to the zoo!"

Sun Yue's surprise made Yue Yunpeng laugh. After laughing, he explained: "Friends from other places who watch this video in the future may not know. Bei The exhibition is indeed close to the zoo, and Teacher Sun used to raise elephants at the zoo.”

1. Uncle Yu Qian’s three major hobbies: smoking, drinking, and perming his hair.

2. Uncle Yu Qian’s rock version of "Learning to Meow".

3. Meng Hetang’s must-listen version of “Tick Tock”.

4. Meng Hetang’s mouth-talking ceiling.

5. Meng Hetang’s box cannot be sealed without being kicked.

6. Zhou Jiuliang was anxious to get off work.

7. "Broken Shoes Revealing Toes" by Zhang Helun.

8. "My Sister Came to See Me" by Zhang Helun.

9. Zhang Yunlei’s high-end, big-time, and high-end style.

10. Zhang Yunlei's "Brother Braid who thinks about it day and night".

11. Zhang Jiuling’s most miserable Nine-Character Master.

12. Zhang Jiunan’s unsettling setting poem.

13. Liu Xiaoting and Zhang Jiutai have poor skin color.

14. The guillotine of Shang Jiuxi Deyun Society.

15. Qin Xiaoxian traded his IQ for good looks and a subwoofer.

In today's society, everyone's quality of life is constantly improving, and more and more people have a lot of leisure time. However, there are some people who not only love watching TV and movies, but also like Listen to cross talk. Speaking of cross talk, the most popular one is Deyun Society. As one of the most famous large-scale professional cross talk societies in China, it has a deep impression on people.

For Deyun Society, there is a group of people who are as crazy and obsessed as watching idol concerts. For this special group, everyone gave them a very affectionate name: "Deyun Girl".

Speaking of this group of "Deyun girls", in people's minds they must be lively and cheerful, versatile, omnipotent and imaginative. Anyone who has listened to ditties in Deyun Club should be able to sing these songs, such as "Exploring Qingshui River", "Sending Lover", "Qiankun Belt", "Photography Stage", "Daxixiang", etc., for them Speak casually and sing casually.

A funny thing happened once during a cross talk by Zhang Yunlei. Fans and friends who liked him came to the scene with light sticks to watch. Because his humor was so popular with girls, they forced him to Shengsheng turned a cross talk performance into a concert with the whole audience waving light sticks, which has to be admired. Many netizens lamented: She is truly worthy of being a "Deyun Girl", she is so powerful.

In addition to him, there is another cross talk actor who is loved by everyone, and that is Yue Yunpeng. Wherever he is, there will always be laughter and joy. No, just today, Yue Yunpeng was promoted by fans. Hot search on Weibo. Just looking at the title "Yue Yunpeng can't do it without you" makes me feel so funny. What exactly happened? Let's take a look.

In the video, "Xiao Yueyue" and teacher Sun Yue perform on the same stage. Yue Yunpeng is singing a signature song "Love Liar, I Ask You". Who would have thought that as soon as "Xiao Yueyue" sang two lines of "Gong Xiami, I kiss you", the "Deyun girl" sitting in the audience immediately started singing along. At this moment, "Xiao Yueyue" had a full face. He looked confused, while the fans and friends in the audience laughed happily. After a pause of maybe a few seconds, Yue Yunpeng said with a hint of joking: You guys can't do it. It can be seen that our "Deyun Girl" is really powerful and can catch all kinds of jokes.

In fact, funny things like this have happened several times about Yue Yunpeng. Every time, little Yueyue’s reaction is confused and cute. It will be extra interesting when he is around. In fact, cross talk performances also require the existence of such a group of people to make them interesting. What do you think about this?

Eggplant

Exploring Qingshui River

The Legend of White Snake

Smooth

You are my eyes

Heart Cloud

Do whatever you want