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If you are really dissatisfied with your drooping face, you can only have surgery, because all beauty treatments can't be cured.
Now there is a kind of "minimally invasive surgery", which does not require surgery or hospitalization, but it is expensive, generally ranging from 25,000 to 30,000, and can last 10 years. I just finished this operation, the purpose is to improve my drooping face, fat on my cheeks and nasal furrows. Today is the 22nd day, and the effect is good. My face has returned to its old oval face. This operation does not affect normal life. You can wash your face and do your hair, but don't massage your face for 3 months. You can use a mask.
There is also a kind of "radio wave skin lift and wrinkle removal". Radio wave skin lift is a surgical method to improve skin relaxation. As the aging phenomenon continues, skin and muscles begin to lose elasticity, and cosmetic surgery can't stop the aging process. It can tighten the skin by strengthening the structure, re-stretch the skin and remove fat in specific areas.
Principle of electric wave lift and wrinkle removal: electric wave enters subcutaneous tissue at high frequency, which makes the natural resistance movement of subcutaneous tissue generate heat energy. When the temperature reaches the zero point of 68-72 degrees Celsius, collagen will contract immediately, and at the same time stimulate the dermis to secrete more new collagen to fill the gap between contracted and lost collagen, thus re-supporting the skin scaffold and restoring skin elasticity.
Radio wave skin lift has two functions: immediate firming effect and long-term regeneration effect. It makes use of the property that collagen in dermis will contract immediately at the temperature of 60-70 degrees Celsius, so that loose skin can feel the effect of lifting and tightening immediately after treatment. Within two to six months after treatment, the stimulated collagen in the dermis will gradually proliferate, thus promoting the dermis to restore firmness and elasticity, and the wrinkles will gradually disappear from deep to shallow.
Radio face lift needs 2 months of treatment, once a week, 6~8 times in a row. Price1~ 20,000. However, the effect of radio wave skin lift is not as thorough as surgery.
I wonder if it will help you. I hope you are more beautiful!
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