Jokes in Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Wang Yun: "If you want to catch an animal, you must first devote yourself to it!" "

Deusim's story: "What's the difference between what an adoptive father does and what an animal does?"

Wang Yun: "I beg you."

2. Liu Dai: I have a general named Pan Feng. He has a 100-kilogram mountain axe and dares to do anything. This man is bound to kill Hua Xiong.

Yuan Shao: Do you dare to fight?

Pan Feng: Why not? My axe has long been thirsty!

3. Chen Gong: Meng De! We did something bad! ! They didn't kill us, they killed the pig!

Cao Cao: Kill if you want. Why hesitate to make yourself miserable?

4. Servant of Wang Yun: Your Excellency, Lu Bu has come to give a birthday present to Miss Dixim.

5. Chen Gong: "Your head is rewarded with 1000 yuan, and my head is only 50 yuan."

Cao Cao: My head is too expensive and yours is too cheap. sorry

6, Zhang Fei: Three surnames are slaves, mad, eunuch Zhang Fei is here!

7, 9-year-old Sun Quan: "Isn't he surprised that I went in person? Isn't he moved? "

8. Dong Zhuo: "Just change clothes, just change clothes", "It's a pity that the story of Diusim stays at home, and the son of heaven can't wait. . . . "

9. Wang Yun: This is the story of my daughter Deusim.

Dong Zhuo: You are a treasure house! (haha. . . What is the relationship between diusim and Wang Yun's story? )

10, Cao Cao chased Dong Zhuo and was defeated.

Yuan Shao said: Meng De, your team has returned to Korea.

1 1. Dong Zhuo said to his son-in-law Marotta, "Brother Li ...".

12, Zhang Fei: "Lu Bu, you gave your virginity to a thief!" (Lyu3 bu4 mixed, hehe. . . )

13, Zhang Fei: "Second brother, if you rob Hua Xiong with me again, I won't recognize your second brother!" Guan Yu: "Third Brother, let Big Brother be the master!" "Liu Bei:" Meng De, you pissed my two brothers off with one word. "(The two men, seeing that Hua Xiong loved them, turned against each other. )

14, Dong Zhuo: Banquet of Hundred Officials

15, Dong Zhuo: Luoyang is luxurious, I am happy here.

16, Liu Bei: Yuan Shao is an unaffordable bucket.

17, Cao Cao: Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart.

18, Lu Bu: My story of Diusim is the first of the four beauties in ancient China!

19, Cao Cao: I want to go to Liu Bei's place myself. Haven't you heard the story of three visits to the cottage? Be sincere.

20. Zhuge Liang opened the thatched cottage: Speak of the devil and he will arrive. Haha, Liu Bei is here.

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