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Henan dialect version of jingle
Henan dialect version of jingle
Son of a bitch, you walk slowly
Be careful to move a dog in front of my house.
Son of a bitch, shut up
Be careful, I'll drool.
Son of a bitch, you fly with me
See the Yellow River water through Zhengzhou.
Come and dance, son of a bitch.
Meet the watermelon skin under your feet
The two of us are touching and flying.
Leap over the Yellow River and never blow.
Wedding anniversary
Let's drink a toast.
Why don't you want to go home and sleep at night?
The two of us are touching and flying.
Leap over the Yellow River and never blow.
You won't have a chance until I get drunk.
Life is slowly withering.
Henan dialect joke
(1) Dialogue between Party A and Party B
What do you have in your hand?
B: a broken cotton-padded jacket.
A: Can't you put it on?
B: sift the old bite.
A: I can't catch anything.
B: Suitable for all ages.
A: Can't you hang yourself?
B: The rope is always bad.
Will you hit the wall?
The wall keeps falling down.
(2) Dialogue between the female and the male
Female and male: There are two birds on the branch.
Mother bird said, Ge Yiren, why don't you go and comment and communicate and dry my hair?
(3) Henan people go to Beijing to buy cloth,
Henan people asked the shop assistant, "How tender is this cloth?"
The salesman was puzzled.
People in Henan also said: Hard struggle is uneven.
The salesman threw it out in confusion.
Henan people are angry and say that you are so tender and confused. Everyone, you won't get me a light cow.
(4) Tourism
A native of Henan came to xishuangbanna tourism and happened to meet the Water-sprinkling Festival. He swore: Who is innocent? Who's free? The tour guide told him: it is a blessing to throw water on you! He said: no! No way! That turtle is boiling water!
(5) Singing
Henan people sing: Beijing people sing:? Sun, my great mother, you rise in the east and set in the west every day! ?
Before he finished singing, Henan people said Beijingers:? Are you tired? Look at how we sing. ?
Henan people sang:? The sun! My mother-in-law, you saw the sky sliding up from the east and down from the west. Did you panic in your room? ...
180 dialects and proverbs often used by Henan people
1, javelin stick? Refers to people who talk empty words and do nothing.
2. Pole? Umbrella.
3. Ding Ge? 1?o'clock
4. How long? Swearing is not being a man.
5. big da? Weighing mother
6. Stupid monkey? Toad.
7. Guangdang? Surprised, quite amazing, but admirable.
8. point? A little, very little.
9. Gambazi? Thin man.
10, look at the sky? every day
1 1, Baba? On purpose.
12, temporarily.
13, dad? Call him brother-in-law
14, horse dregs? Magpie.
15, porpoises? Castrated sow.
16, meaning skin Refers to thick-skinned, annoying people.
17, turn around? Slaughter the tongues of pigs, cows and sheep.
18, Gera? Stir, stir.
19, Jingui? Of something rare and useful.
20, not idle? There is no free time.
2 1, Shuiketang? puddle
22 years old, right? Yes, it is used for dialogue recognition.
23. What if? if
24. cats and monkeys? Idioms used to scare children are not specific.
25, okay? As a rhetorical question, isn't it
26. Round beard? Refers to mediation of disputes.
27. eggs? Of chickens, ducks, etc laying eggs.
28, grinding clouds? Drop in and have a chat.
29, phrases, phrases
30. Really? Does it mean people's anger or coincidence?
3 1, Hu Na? Refers to people who can get things without scruple.
32. Bubbles? cheek
33, mixed? Refers to people who are angry and dirty.
34. Hou Zi? Wait a minute.
35. Thinking in the ditch? Take precautions and do everything possible.
36. How thick is the day? dirty
37. This world? To behave well and show off.
38, Mautz? lavatory
39, recorded by Jingui? Refers to a stingy person who is reluctant to take out anything.
40, call? Shout loudly.
4 1, spring? Beginning of Spring
42. Lock rake? key
43. corns? Myopia, also known as night blindness.
44. Wolf dam? Wolves.
45, old foster mother? Mother in law.
46. Sand? Female buffalo.
47, pull? Throw it away.
48. Love? After borrowing money and returning things, and getting support and help from others, a thank you when we meet again.
49 years old, Shojaei? Bad temper.
50,? Played? Meaning? what's up
5 1, really? Use a quarrel to point out that the other person is afraid.
52, big da? Call father
53. A draw? Chip in for dinner.
54. Seeding? Yang Yang
55, old fool? Younger son.
56, for a while? Together.
57. Turn your mouth? Point to it.
58. Fighting? Or the dispute of Putonghua; Struggle or do things with your fingers, do things, eat. No matter fight, you can't do it; No fighting, no eating.
59. Hair? Hair? The meaning of.
60, the main expensive? valuable
6 1, succeeded? Yes, it is. It is used as a dialogue confirmation.
62, weird? very good
63. Transfer to Xiao Wei? Pee.
64. verbs
65, nonsense? Gossip.
66. Lou Yu? Corn.
67. Floating on water? Flatter the rich and powerful.
68, the mother boss? Finger breast
69. All hands up? Refers to active hands and feet, easy to touch the east and west, and careless in doing things.
70. Dry rice? Rice and porridge are symmetrical.
7 1, autumn skin pinch? Have no ability
72. Bucket basket? A basket with a bucket of grain.
73. sulking? This is a good way to hold your breath.
74. sharp claws? A stingy person, a stingy person.
75, good morning? Hurry up? The meaning of.
76, yellow tip? Bulls and bulls.
77. The groom? bridegroom
78, nose? Snuff and snot.
79, seriously? Very formal.
80, carrying a pot? The Hunchback of Rome
8 1, mom? Refers to aunt.
82. Koch? solid
83, Huangshi? Cow.
84, clever string? Lingqiao.
85. Show your strength? Comfortable, comfortable.
86, selling piles of roast? Cheating.
87, dry? The situation is very bad and there is no hope.
88. Go for nothing? Don't go out of tune
89. Laoganye? Father in law.
90, shun egg? Please others, flatter others
9 1, firefly? Fireflies.
92, mom, the head of the room? A husband's address to his wife. ? Mom? The appellation is wider, and older women also claim to be; Also refers to other people's wives.
93, the last son? The youngest child.
94, tooth pig? Castrated boar
95, meaning skin? Refers to thick-skinned, annoying people.
96. lettuce? pumpkin
97. Put trees? Cut down trees? The meaning of.
98, mom? mother
99, burn the bag? Irony means that people are easy to put on airs.
100, cheating? Tell lies and stir up right and wrong.
10 1, "miscellaneous: refers to a rotten and annoying person"
102, is it true? Swearing.
103, no brother-in-law? Used as a negative, don't do something, there is no need to do something.
104, scraper? Hoe-shaped hook knife for transplanting rice.
105, chamber pot? Urine pot
106, no? not have
107, rich? Nicknames for fat kids.
108, year? More than a year? the meaning of
109, cracking-means completion.
1 10, real: the kind compared with Niu B.
1 1 1, morning? Come on.
Li Lang 1 12? Of clothes clean and well dressed; Still talking and doing things neatly.
1 13, what? What should we do?
1 14, old sow? An unattended sow.
1 15, brother-in-law? Wife and brother, derogatory.
1 16, playing yo-yo? Swing.
1 17, Luo Hu? Or as a joke, say people have verve; Or create a prominent scene.
1 18, who will compete? When guests come to the house, the children will show their faces.
1 19, total quantity estimator? Estimate.
120, the two of us? Both of us/We both
12 1, big shovel handle? Lend your finger? Palm line? Farmland cultivator
122, change camp? Shit.
123, wits and courage, just kidding.
124, brother-in-law refers to the husband of his wife and sister.
125, Mao Ji? whisper
126, old owl? Crow.
127, water? It means talk first, then negotiate.
128, owed? cut a poor/sorry figure
129, no? number
130, towel leader? Handkerchiefs.
13 1, Geba? (charred) crispy rice (on the pot)
132, molar? The children quarreled
133, Diao Xiao? Strange things; It also shows that people are smart.
134, bullhorn pig? Castrated boars are also called breeding pigs.
135, dragging people? Or it means that people are decent on some occasions, or it means that people are arrogant.
136, forget it? Forget it, quit, stop talking.
137, noun
138, not good? Uncomfortable
139, mud dog? Loach.
Ying Ge 140? It means hate.
14 1, anti-spleen cold, anti-aging phlegm? Suffer from illness.
142, late at night? At night.
143, chair? A chair with a backrest.
144, Scorpion? Male buffalo.
145, car board cooking? Banana.
146, hair flip? Refers to heatstroke.
147, what the hell? Why?
148, what if it is a child? Show caution
149, avocado? deep-fried dough stick
150, big steamed stuffed bun? Steamed bread.
15 1, Japanese heavy goods? Refers to people who are not particular about hygiene.
152, going to the dance? Forget it, quit.
153, double eyelids? Whether to listen to the old saying.
154, Grandma Yue? The moon.
155, inside and outside? Internal and external training.
156, take the slot? Talk too much, don't wait for others to finish, then others will speak.
157, today, tomorrow, tomorrow? Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.
158, file handle? Short man.
159, what guy? Refers to something, or uses dirty words to despise people; Or use a query object.
160, two u-turns? The second time.
16 1, a gourmet leader? Refers to a stingy person
162, cold eggs mean people are stingy.
163, Zilai? Do things carefully and move forward step by step.
164, what? A little, very little.
165, in the dark? At night.
166, high or low? Express a firm attitude
167, turtle beard? Bat.
168, sweet? sugarcane
169, Ginkgo eye? Cloudy weather, cloudy day.
170, boss, old man, father of child, palm thread? A wife's address to her husband
17 1, rough? Comfortable.
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