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Short sentences describing funny babies.
My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.
At night, no one can escape. The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him.
The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the toilet. I flew down three stools and found that I didn't bring a napkin.
Seeing Gege taking a shit, I reached over and asked for a piece of paper. Gegemo is holding a napkin, and two people are crying.
Li Bai was about to leave by boat when eight dogs came. You bite your arm, it bites your hand, and see how Li Bai walks.
So the foot of my bed is bright, Li Bai and soybean milk. I drank a big barrel of wine and peed in a big bed.
The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and Li Bai comes to the toilet. The toilet paper that flew down, holding three pieces of shit in his hand.
Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. Confucius went whoring and met a stone. Stone said: it is predestined friends to meet thousands of miles away, and 200 yuan is not expensive! Confucius said: Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about fifty dollars? Shi said to him: If you want to pass Yumen Pass, you have to walk at least 130 Li! Confucius said: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Can we do it for eighty dollars? Stone is speechless! Confucius also said: The world has its own true feelings. Today I only brought 90 yuan! Shi was furious and roared: I blocked tomorrow with my youth, and losing a hundred is also treacherous! Confucius said with a smile: Lushui couples also have feelings. Can we lose another ten dollars? Shi sighed: Why do we meet? You say 90 is 90.
This is an interesting sentence to describe a child. His lips are angular and the corners of his mouth are slightly tilted, which makes people feel a little less angry and a little more smiling even if he pulls his face down.
The man is about twenty-seven or eight years old with short hair. The neckline of the white shirt is slightly open, and the cuffs of the shirt are rolled into the middle of the arm, revealing the wheat-colored skin. His eyes are deep, his nose is high and his lips are sexy. Especially when they are matched together, it is like a masterpiece of God.
My favorite classmate is Geng Hao, a handsome boy. Look! He is not tall, but he looks strong. His arms and legs are like ripe corn cobs. He likes to wear a coat without buttons, and he says, "That will be more imposing." Geng Hao's head is round, his red face is round, and coincidentally, his shiny black eyes are round. I like his smile best. When he laughed, his black eyes turned into two crescent moons. His little red mouth likes telling jokes. His jokes always make him laugh before we laugh, and then the curved crescent moon appears again.
Dad is thin, of medium build, with a pair of modest eyes and a flat head. His high nose looks more energetic. The chiseled lips are covered with whiskers like steel needles. Dad has a lot of knowledge. He often tells me many amazing and interesting science stories and tries to exercise me in many ways.
Feng Cheng is a classmate in our class. He is not tall and his eyes are big and bright. In particular, he has two big ears and two thick lips, just like a big clock. To this end, the students gave him a nickname-"Big Clock". Coincidentally, since the second grade, Feng Cheng has kept the classroom open and locked in the class every day, just like ringing a bell. This nickname is called "Open".
Landlord, this thing is not easy to find! I am exhausted. ..
3. Describe the child. Sentence 1. He is about thirteen or fourteen years old. A small black and fat face with a pointed nose. Long hair, I haven't cut it for a long time A pair of big eyes are shining under thick eyebrows, and black eyes are turning proudly.
The bush was pushed away and a child's head stuck in. This is a boy, about twelve or thirteen years old, with a dark, thin face and dusty hair about two inches long. It's a mess. It looks like a magpie nest.
Tweety is a beautiful girl, and she is famous in the mountains near here. She spends every day in the wind and rain, but she won't wither, her face is white and her eyebrows are clear. When you smile, your mouth flaps like a calm meniscus, and when you speak, your voice sounds like an oriole's hoof.
A boy stuck to me as soon as I entered the garden gate. He is about eleven or twelve years old, wearing a red vest, blue shorts and a drooping belt. All dirty, like a small landowner. Hairy crew cut and small round white face remind me of dandelions. He wandered around in front of me like a moth on fire, craning his neck to look at my spotlight.
5. This surprised me. Looking up, I saw a 12-year-old girl sitting high on a branch, holding a harmonica in her hand and preparing to play. She is wearing a lux cashmere sweater and a pea-green skirt. Two little feet in lux shoes are hanging and pulling, which is very comfortable. Her pigtail head leans on her right shoulder, her big watery eyes blink at me, and her nose is slightly upturned, revealing a naughty look. As soon as you see her, you will like her from the bottom of your heart.
4. What sentences describe children's laughter? Xiaomaha (Mongolian), with fine features, red lips and white teeth, round face, high nose and black curls, is quite handsome.
It's just that the ears are long and ugly, but the old people all say it's a "Buddha statue". They are blessed. Her eyes are neither too big nor too small. She is tall and straight. There is a quiet mouth, curved eyebrows and long hair under the nose, which shows how quiet and lovely she is! He is about thirteen or fourteen years old.
A small black and fat face with a pointed nose. Long hair, I haven't cut it for a long time
A pair of big eyes are shining under thick eyebrows, and black eyes are turning proudly. When you walk into Tibet, you will hear the gravel rolled up by the strong wind hitting the mountains and the clanging drums, and the unruly grass singing loudly under the cover of the snowstorm.
Cher really resembles her name, with fine features, red lips and white teeth, round face, high nose and black curls. She is very handsome. After a heavy snow, the brown smoke floating in the air in the chimney is a scene against the background of the white earth.
The daughter looks like her mother, especially her eyes. White-eyed ducks and eggs are clear, and black-eyed chess pieces are black. It is like clear water when it is calm, and like a star when it is shining.
Up and down, head is head, feet are feet. Hair is slippery, clothes are earned.
When you walk into Tibet, you walk into the snow-capped mountains, the plateau and nature. When you walk into Tibet, you walk into sunshine, ideals and heaven. It was already noon when I left Dege, and the sky was still gloomy.
I looked back at Dege. In the valley, it is as quiet as a virgin, and like a crimson flower blooming in green. At this time, the top of the mountain was covered with auspicious clouds, and a drum came unexpectedly.
She has a round face, a pair of primary school glasses on her small nose, and big eyes behind the glasses are shining with wisdom. A pair of beautiful dimples and watery big eyes hung on the sweet round face, turning around from time to time, showing a clever and naughty power.
The bushes were separated and a child's head stuck in. It was a boy, about twelve or thirteen years old, with a dark, thin face and dusty hair about two inches long. It's messy and looks like a magpie's nest. Jianhua has a uniform figure, neither fat nor thin. His black hair is combed into two slender braids, his ruddy oval face, big round eyes and two deep dimples on his cheeks are lively and lovely.
She is a lively and lovely little girl with a white oval face and watery eyes under curved eyebrows. She loves singing and dancing, and even joined the school dance team! She wears that red and white skirt and dances beautifully! A boy stuck to me as soon as I entered the garden gate.
He is about eleven or twelve years old, wearing a red vest, blue shorts and a drooping belt. All dirty, like a small landowner. Hairy crew cut and small round white face remind me of dandelions.
It's interesting to describe a child. His lips are angular and the corners of his mouth are slightly tilted, which makes people feel a little less angry and a little more smiling even if he pulls his face down.
The man is about twenty-seven or eight years old. He has short hair, a white shirt with a slightly open neckline, and shirt cuffs rolled up to the middle of his arms, revealing wheat-colored skin. His eyes are deep, his nose is high and his lips are sexy. Especially after they are matched together, it is like a masterpiece of God. My favorite classmate is Geng Hao, a handsome boy in our class. Look! He is not tall, but he looks strong. His arms and legs are like ripe corn cobs. He likes to wear a coat without buttons, and he says, "That will be more imposing."
Geng Hao's head is round, his red face is round, and coincidentally, his shiny black eyes are round. I like his smile best. When he laughed, his black eyes turned into two crescent moons.
His little red mouth loves telling jokes. His jokes always make him laugh before we laugh. At this time, the curved crescent moon appeared again. Dad is thin, of medium build, with a pair of modest eyes, a flat head and a high nose, which looks more energetic. The chiseled lips are covered with whiskers like steel needles.
Dad has a lot of knowledge. He often tells me many amazing and interesting science stories and tries to exercise me in many ways. Feng Cheng is a classmate in our class.
He is not tall and his eyes are big and bright. In particular, he has two big ears and two thick lips, just like a big clock. To this end, the students gave him a nickname-"Big Clock".
Coincidentally, since the second grade, Feng Cheng has kept the classroom open and locked in the class every day, just like ringing a bell. This nickname is called "Open". Landlord, this thing is not easy to find! I am exhausted.
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6. What sentences describe children's love to laugh? 1, a pair of big bright eyes. Black hair, two curved eyebrows, like a crescent moon. One of her white teeth is missing. When she smiles, she becomes an open tooth, which is very cute.
2, eyebrows bent, like a sickle. A pair of big black eyes, can read people, red lips, just like lipstick. A pair of fingers refers to slender and tender hands. People say, "Ten fingers are long and dexterous."
3. My cousin Xu Xu, he is white and fat. A pair of beautiful dimples and watery big eyes hung on the round face, turning around from time to time, showing a clever and naughty strength.
Tweety is a beautiful girl, and she is famous in the mountains around here. She spends every day in the wind and rain, but she won't wither, her face is white and her eyebrows are clear. When you smile, your mouth flaps like a calm meniscus, and when you speak, your voice sounds like an oriole's hoof.
5. You slipped in. A red coat with a tight belt looks so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.
6. He is a boy who loves talking and laughing. A chubby face, a pair of big eyes sparkly, especially that big mouth, when laughing, the corners of the mouth slightly become warped and speak loudly.
7. A boy who loves talking and laughing. A chubby face, a pair of big eyes sparkly, especially that big mouth, when laughing, the corners of the mouth slightly become warped and speak loudly.
He is thin, as if there were more bones than meat. Those big feet that are out of proportion to their height are hooked with a pair of sky blue slippers that are bigger than their feet, and two long legs like cranes hang down from the stool, one pressing the other. Eyes narrowed into a crack, and the knowledge in the book was "absorbed" from that crack.
9. If he finds something interesting, he will immediately give a cheer, which is so clear and loud. The bright sunshine outside the window slanted on his face. Look, it's funny, how he looks like a naughty little penguin!
10, she was wearing a lux cashmere sweater, her pigtailed head was leaning on her right shoulder, her big eyes were blinking at me, her nose was slightly upturned, and she looked naughty.
1 1. She has dark skin, small round eyes and thin lips. My grandmother said that people with thin lips can talk, and whenever she talks, the big furry brush behind her head is still swaggering.
12, this is a boy, about twelve or thirteen years old. His face is dark and thin, full of dust, and his hair is about two inches long. It looks like a magpie's nest.
13, Jianhua is well-proportioned, neither fat nor thin, with black hair combed into two slender braids, ruddy oval face, big round eyes and two deep dimples on his cheeks, which makes him look lively and lovely.
14, the way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.
15, Xiao Ju's arms are still so small, his cheekbones are still so protruding, and his ten fingers are like a pile of dead bamboo branches, which seems to be about to break at a discount; Because she is thin, she looks very light.
16, furry crew cut, small round white face, reminds me of dandelions. He wandered around in front of me like a moth on fire, craning his neck to look at my spotlight.
17, a group of Dai girls came. Their figure is so slim, their steps are so light and their manners are so generous, as if a group of beautiful fairies descended from the sky.
18 There are a pair of beautiful dimples and watery big eyes hanging on the sweet and round face, and they turn around from time to time, showing a clever and naughty force.
7. Sentences describing children who love to laugh 1. My sister is ten years old this year and is in the third grade of primary school. On her red face, a pair of big eyes are smart. Black hair, two curved eyebrows, like a crescent moon. One of her white teeth is missing. When she smiles, she becomes an open tooth, which is very cute.
2. My name is Zhang. I am eleven years old. I wore a black ponytail in the fifth grade of primary school and walked tall and straight. My eyebrows bend like a sickle. A pair of big black eyes, can read people, red lips, just like lipstick. A pair of fingers refers to slender and tender hands. People say, "Ten fingers are long and dexterous." I don't believe it! Once, I learned to nail buttons and pricked my finger, which bothered me for several days.
My cousin Xu Xu is only ten years old this year. He is white and fat. A pair of beautiful dimples and watery big eyes hung on the round face, turning around from time to time, showing a clever and naughty strength. A clever breakthrough is even more candidly admit defeat than him! By the way, my cousin is quite strong!
Tweety is a beautiful girl, and she is famous in the mountains around here. She spends every day in the wind and rain, but she won't wither, her face is white and her eyebrows are clear. When you smile, your mouth flaps like a calm meniscus, and when you speak, your voice sounds like an oriole's hoof.
From a distance, I look at your back. Your black hair tied behind your head with a big red ribbon is like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain. You came in skipping. A red coat and a tight belt looked so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.
6. He is a boy who loves talking and laughing. A chubby face, a pair of big eyes sparkly, especially that big mouth, when laughing, the corners of the mouth slightly become warped and speak loudly. He loves to talk, and his voice answering questions often rings in class. He likes to wear a short white shirt and blue shorts, which is neat and generous.
7. A boy who loves talking and laughing. A chubby face, a pair of big eyes sparkly, especially that big mouth, when laughing, the corners of the mouth slightly become warped and speak loudly.
He is thin, as if there were more bones than meat. Those big feet that are out of proportion to their height are hooked with a pair of sky blue slippers that are bigger than their feet, and two long legs like cranes hang down from the stool, one pressing the other. Eyes narrowed into a crack, and the knowledge in the book was "absorbed" from that crack.
9. After class, a boy of 12 years old rushed by the table like a whirlwind. His chubby body, big round head and a pair of smart big eyes embedded under short and black eyebrows always make people feel so clever, playful and lively. If he finds something interesting, he will immediately give a whoop of cheer, which is so clear and loud. Once, he violated discipline in class, and the teacher asked him to stand in front. He stood up and came to the middle of the classroom, made a face at the class, and then smiled shyly. The bright sunshine outside the window slanted on his face. Look, it's funny, how he looks like a naughty little penguin!
10, she is wearing a lux cashmere sweater and a pea green skirt. Two little feet in lux shoes are hanging and pulling, which is very comfortable. My pigtail is resting on my right shoulder, my big eyes are blinking at me, and my nose is slightly upturned, showing a naughty look.
Li Zhou, 1 1, the second hurdler, is the best lesbian classmate in our class. She has dark skin, small round eyes and thin lips. My grandmother said that people with thin lips can talk, which is true. Li Zhou talks like a machine gun. Whenever she speaks, the big furry brush at the back of her head is still swaggering. When she saw me with Shi, she curled her lips and said rudely, "Shi is hitting a bodyguard."
12, the bush was pulled out and a child's head got in. This is a boy, about twelve or thirteen years old. His face is dark and thin, full of dust, and his hair is about two inches long, messy like a magpie's nest.
13, Jianhua is well-proportioned, neither fat nor thin, with black hair combed into two slender braids, ruddy oval face, big round eyes and two deep dimples on his cheeks, which makes him look lively and lovely.
14, the way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.
15, Xiao Ju is fourteen years old this year, but his figure is not high, his arms are still so small, his cheekbones are still so protruding, and his ten fingers are like a pile of dead bamboo branches, which seems to break when folded; Because she is thin, she looks very light.
16, a boy stuck to me as soon as I entered the garden gate. He is about eleven or twelve years old, wearing a red vest, blue shorts and a drooping belt. All dirty, () like a small landowner. Hairy crew cut and small round white face remind me of dandelions. He wandered around in front of me like a moth on fire, craning his neck to look at my spotlight.
17, a group of Dai girls came. Their figure is so slim, their steps are so light and their manners are so generous, as if a group of beautiful fairies descended from the sky.
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