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Why do men drink
Only wine can help them realize all kinds of desires they need and pursue, and also let them experience all kinds of pleasure of indulging human nature after being drunk.
I used to eat and drink with friends and men from all walks of life. I am used to their duplicity and intrigue; Witnessed the unrestrained and free-spirited chewing after drinking; I saw loneliness, depression and crying after drinking; Witnessed the debauchery and filth after pushing a cup for a change-drunken men are the most frank and lovely, but also the most hypocritical and disgusting. Therefore, I think Zhang Xin's words are really an accurate and profound interpretation of men.
Wine makes men find themselves, and it also makes men lose themselves. Wine can change and shape people. Looking around, I found that many men around me were changed by wine.
-wine makes men understand the coldness of the world and learn the basic skills of basing themselves on society.
In order to deal with the relationship between the upper and lower levels, in all aspects, in order to get promoted, and for the children to go to school-for all kinds of utilitarian "reasons", you have to put down the banquet and invite all those who ask for drinking, because in China, where "food is the most important thing for the people", people especially believe in this truth: "Things are light on the wine table." However, in the face of different people, it is really necessary to learn how much wine to drink and how to drink it to satisfy the guests. But first, no matter how much the other person can drink, you should first drink with a heroic, pious and even humble attitude. There is a simple reason. You want someone else's things! Therefore, the attitude of drinking has become a medium for others to test whether you are true, buddy and trustworthy in a short time. Once you meet someone with a good capacity for drinking, your capacity for drinking and your spirit can often arouse their enthusiasm for drinking. Therefore, after a hearty toast and touching wine, they became appreciative of each other and met each other for a long time. For such a drinker, it is natural to do something small. Of course, with a lot of money and gifts as the backing, things are even more difficult.
-wine makes men exile themselves, leaving aside personality, dignity and responsibility.
If we say that the above-mentioned drinking is a last resort, some men are completely "xiangzhuang dancing sword, intended to obey." What do you mean "drinking"? Just for beauty, for color. Nowadays, if a man with money and status drinks too much and doesn't go to a bar to find a lady, he will be regarded as living in vain and has no interest in life, and then he will be despised by his peers. Therefore, we often see rich and powerful people who drink will hug ambiguous and scantily clad ladies or stagger to dance or be intimate in dim bars and karaoke bars. Some men who have moved their true feelings will turn their true feelings into their own "n milk", and some just want to play for a while; Others are willing to be "suckers", knowing that they were killed by Yingying Yanyan, but they are also willing.
Wine makes the strong man lustful, but the price is heavy, so the family breaks up, and the persistence and abuse of the young lady lead to countless murders; Then excessive indulgence leads to a devastating blow to the body, which gives birth to an increasingly hot male drug advertising market. If you don't believe me, read the newspaper. Such advertisements that encourage men to "stand up" are overwhelming. This makes women have infinite questions: can wine destroy men like this?
-wine makes people understand the sadness of life and endure the years in sobriety and confusion.
There are many men who drink more because of depression and frustration. Unfortunate family, blocked career, frustrated love, unsatisfactory work, etc. Torture men all the time. I think that Cao Cao wrote the poem "How can I relieve my worries, only Du Kang", because the pain in my heart can't be relieved, so I can only drown my sorrows in wine.
Wine is silent, but it is spiritual. It makes people forget their troubles in the shortest time in a violent and straightforward way and enter a temporary carefree state. Men who drink on such occasions often feel a sense of sadness. The spirit of "the wind is rustling and the water is cool, and a strong man will never give it back" makes beautiful women feel pity for me, thus forgiving them for their ugly and even ugly drunkenness. Men in this state like to drink with big glasses, and never push from pillar to post in order to drink less as usual. They often eat directly with cups. The more others refused to let him drink, the more he rushed to pour it into his mouth, as if others were trying to deprive him of his desire to realize his ambition. But it turned out that after a big drunk, I patted my head with severe pain the next morning, and then I strongly recalled: Did I say something nonsense last night, and will others report my drunken remarks to the leader?
-wine makes men understand the true feelings of the world, so life becomes clear and heavy.
There is also a kind of drinking just to connect feelings. This kind of drinking is just for drinking, and there is often no burden. It is purely to communicate with colleagues, friends and relatives, catch up with the past, and have a lesbian family. But drinking on this occasion is often more "destructive". Because there is no bad blood between us, there is no need to hide it, so we lose our vigilance, open our bellies, follow our lead and drink whenever we want. This drinking method is the most hearty, pleasant and pleasant, revealing the true nature, but it also harms health. The difference is that you'd rather get drunk than be ugly and no one will laugh at you. Therefore, one of my leaders once said: it is better to get everyone drunk together, even if you are ugly, even if you have a quarrel with your wife when you go home, you feel justified. It's better than doing other bad things anyway.
All efforts come at a price, and so does drinking. Drinking makes men rich, promoted and rich, and mistresses. Drinking can also make people degenerate, go to prison and ruin their health. If many men are helpless at first, but in the end this helplessness becomes a habit, a bad habit, until they are addicted to it.
I often hear men say: what do you want me to do if I don't drink? That's right. Drinking is one of the most self-centered ways to express sadness and happiness. What can men do without drinking?
Therefore, I can't sublimate today's men's drinking to Li Bai's free and easy realm of "Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes, and never point his golden cup at the moon", nor can I belittle the pessimism of "vodka is life" like Russian men. But one thing makes me sad: What will happen to China men who are soaked in alcohol now?
Don't sleep tonight Guys, are you going to drink again today?
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