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Shady lover
I am Fu Yunzhou’s shady “little lover.”
In front of his fiancée, he claimed to be my uncle.
Nothing wrong.
After all, I am about to become his niece-in-law.
Well, I'm still at the company, you go to bed early..."
This man had just been flirting with me, and he couldn't wait to report his whereabouts to his fiancée.
Fu Yunzhou is a famous young talent in this city.
Not only did he come from a well-known family, but his career also developed rapidly after he established his own business.
Appearance, talent, ability, money, power, status.
At less than forty years old, he has so many things that fascinate me, and at only 25 years old, I have indeed been Fu Yunzhou's "little lover" for three years.
Money can buy my willingness, but more of it comes from his panda blood
Because of his rare blood type, he volunteered to help my mother when her second child was difficult to give birth. Donated blood.
In the eyes of the reporters who came after hearing the news, his good deeds may have been an element of hype.
But in my young eyes, he was just the prince without the white horse.
Heroic and handsome.
When I grew up, I studied art.
At first, I just wanted to draw a portrait to express my gratitude to him, but later I fell in love with this art.
Destiny seems to be particularly favoring me.
Because in the second year after I applied for Central America, Fu Yunzhou acquired the largest art gallery in the city.
When I was working as a summer worker at a gallery, I had a close encounter with Fu Yunzhou, and everything about him completely fascinated me.
He is always successful in his work, and he is very strict in his private life.
I was lost in the fervent admiration in my heart, and I confessed my love without any shame.
Fu Yunzhou refused.
He smiled elegantly and gentlemanly, gave me a set of high-end French painting tools, and told me that studying hard is the last word for future production.
But I am stubborn and just don’t want to give up.
So if I get first place in the exam and win the grand prize, can you give me a chance? ”
Perhaps he was moved by my persistence, or perhaps just to maintain his perfect personality, he really agreed to me.
If you can be admitted to our gallery when you graduate, I will be with you. ”
His thin lips opened and opened, painting a promising scene for me.
So, I studied like crazy and forgot to eat and sleep.
Just when Fu Yunzhou was slowly forgetting about me, I actually used anonymous paintings to pass five levels and defeat six generals, and was admitted to the art gallery he ran.
On the eve of joining the company, he fulfilled his promise.
Thank you..."
Still calling you? Call me Yunzhou. ”
That night, Fu Yunzhou showed his true identity as the old fox.
It completely pulled me out of the quagmire of youthful ignorance.
Under his training, I became more and more charming.
Many peers have shown me love.
Every night, I am in Fu Yunzhou’s arms, accepting his “torture”.
Have you ever imagined being treated like this by others? ”
He manipulated my emotions in a tricky way, and it wasn’t until I gasped for mercy that he was satisfied and stopped teasing me.
Although there is love, the days without status are never bright enough.
Everyone in the gallery regarded me as a promising painter, and the relationship between me and Fu Yunzhou was just gratitude to my benefactor.
As for Fu Yunzhou’s outward expression of his love for me, it always comes from the elder Bole’s sincere appreciation for the talents of the younger generation.
In fact, I felt awkward, but I never dared to ask.
Anyway, in Fu Yunzhou's life, I am the only one who can achieve "this level". I can choose to accept all this in a self-deceptive way.
Just when I thought this was our forever life, another person appeared in Fu Yunzhou's life.
Cai Zihui—the daughter of Singapore’s palm king.
She and Fu Yunzhou have only known each other for a few months, and she is already everyone's default boss lady.
Fu Yunzhou’s enthusiasm for me is still there, but the time he has given me is getting smaller and smaller.
He seems to have gotten used to my silence and pretending to be stupid, and recently it has gotten to the point where he answers Cai Zihui’s calls in front of me.
My heart was burned with jealousy, and something seemed to fall in.
But I don’t want to say these words to Fu Yunzhou.
I know you are pretending to sleep. ”
Fu Yunzhou got dressed and came over to expose my lies.
The man’s slender fingers traced my jawline, making me itch.
But I couldn’t laugh because my closed eyes were full of tears.
He lowered his head and gently kissed my closed eyes.
I'm leaving. I have to go on a business trip tomorrow... I'll bring you a gift when I come back. ”
He just thought it was a farewell he said every time, but little did he know that I replied to him with another sentence in my heart.
Goodbye, Fu Yunzhou.
I, Qin Zhao, am leaving you.
Fu Yunzhou had been gone for only half an hour when the doorbell rang.
I stood up in confusion and turned on the sight glass.
Cai Zihui stood alone at the door with a weird smile on her face.
It was already late at night, and I was a little scared when I suddenly saw this scene.
Miss Qin, I’m here specifically to find you. Don’t worry, I’m the only one. We are all decent people, so let’s solve the problem in a more elegant way. ”
Having said that, I would be stingy if I didn’t open the door.
If she can find her way here, I know her purpose.
Anyway, I decided to leave a long time ago, so it doesn’t matter if we meet him one last time.
I quickly put on a sweatshirt and jeans, and tied up my long hair.
In fact, when I was with Fu Yunzhou, it was at best an underground love affair.
Even when he and Cai Zihui first started, he even pretended to comfort me.
There are many people like this around me, so don’t worry about it. ”
I can endure the other party’s “non-disclosure” of my obsession.
But in the real sense, being a mistress is the bottom line that I absolutely cannot accept.
Just yesterday, I personally heard his assistant finalizing the hotel time.
The purpose was to hold an engagement party between him and Cai Zihui.
This is also the reason why I plan to break up with Fu Yunzhou.
Cai Zihui stood in front of me holding her rare leather Hermès.
No need to say hello, I will leave as soon as I finish speaking. ”
She handed over a B-ultrasound sheet from the hospital.
I'm pregnant. "
According to the algorithm in our hometown, it should be a boy. In less than eight months, you should be able to see this little brother..."
By the way, Your uncle Yunzhou's and I's engagement party will be at the beginning of next month. You must remember to come then. ”
She smiled the whole time, without any embarrassing words in her words.
But her expression and wording gave her away.
Cai Zihui’s eyes were full of disdain and contempt. She looked at me condescendingly, with disdain in her eyes.
Let me ask you, which niece would sleep with "uncle"?
Since she can find it here, she probably already knows about the more private things.
The most powerful thing is actually the woman who can pretend to be stupid.
Making noise is what hypocritical people like Fu Yunzhou hate, so Cai Zihui is determined not to do it.
In her, I see another version of me.
Be more forbearing and want more.
At the same time, it is also more extreme.
I suddenly wanted to thank her for letting me recognize the facts before it became serious and stop the loss in time.
Congratulations..."
However, I still want to avenge you for scaring me in the middle of the night.
She really didn’t know how terrifying it was to be woken up by the doorbell at 2 a.m. and then see a sinisterly smiling face.
Then I wish you a smooth delivery, Aunt Cai.
”
I smiled very brightly, especially the words Aunt Cai, which I bitten very hard.
It would have caused another trouble, and I no longer wanted to rest.
I started looking for a house overnight, and when morning came, I packed all my luggage.
In fact, Fu Yunzhou was quite generous and bought me a lot of luxury goods.
But I didn’t get any.
What a joke, I don’t want you anymore, who will care about your little things?
After looking at several houses, I decisively rented one of them.
Not long after the lease was renewed, the other party was in a hurry to check out.
After signing the contract, I treated her to a meal as a thank you.
If I hadn’t gotten pregnant unexpectedly, I really didn’t want to give up life in a big city, but I’m 31 this year, and I lost two babies before. If I don’t have another baby, I really don’t know if I’ll have another chance. ”
She complained that her boyfriend was incompetent and selfish, but she couldn’t find a better match.
When I got home, I thought about everything she said.
Only then did it become clear that Fu Yunzhou was actually a scumbag.
I was naive and ignorant, but he was pretending to be confused.
This does not mean that marrying your man means he is responsible, but if he has never thought about marrying you, he is definitely irresponsible.
After making an appointment for the moving service, I sent a message to Fu Yunzhou in a concise and concise manner, "No more contact from now on."
After sending the message, I continued to work on my own business Don't bother with your phone anymore.
Just after I moved, Fu Yunzhou’s reply finally came.
Don't be upset, be good... come back and bring you a gift. ”
He still acted like he was coaxing a child, even giving me an extra emoticon.
Since I decided to say goodbye, I clearly felt that my IQ was constantly falling back.
He is unreliable, but my life still has to go on.
The most urgent and important issue is that my career is highly tied to him.
In fact, there were other dealers who wanted to buy my paintings before, and the price was not lower than Fu Yunzhou’s.
But I believe in him more than others.
Because he is my original muse.
Fu Yunzhou is indeed a powerful character and taught me many secrets of the adult world without words.
For example, success can only be achieved by oneself.
I found the person I had declined before and reconnected with him using his usual way of communicating with people.
Those paintings that I had not sold yet were all sold out in just two hours, and the prices were much higher than what Fu Yunzhou gave me.
Even so, I'm still not satisfied.
In the past few days, I have begun to sort out the paranoid worship of my childhood.
It’s not about Fu Yunzhou himself, but the ability he has to handle things no matter what kind of crisis he is in.
I also want this kind of real success.
It is to acquire the ability to climb to the top without relying on Fu Yunzhou.
A few days later.
In a late autumn cafe, just as I turned the corner, the man who had been following me finally disappeared.
I tried hard to hide my panic, and I urgently needed a cup of piping hot Fuli Bai to calm me down.
This kind of tracking has been going on for a week.
About the third day after I moved away, Fu Yunzhou came back.
He found out about my departure and called me.
At first it was a high-profile coaxing, but later it turned into threats and warnings.
Especially when he found that all the paintings he had seen finished had disappeared.
Qin Zhao, you have to know how to control your temper. ”
I seemed to really piss him off.
But so what?
Our relationship is not always dominated by one person.
The contract only says that I will give you five more paintings by the end of this year. As for which one it is, I will decide. ”
As soon as these words came out, Fu Yunzhou and I had a complete showdown.
In the days that followed, I clearly felt something was wrong.
Someone is following me.
There is more than one.
Asking more about who sent the person is exposing your intelligence.
In fact, my life trajectory is very simple.
The studio funded by Fu Yunzhou - the apartment bought by Fu Yunzhou - the gallery run by Fu Yunzhou.
I am not used to going out because my time has been arranged since I was a child.
My mother has panda blood, and so does my younger brother.
I don’t know whether it is unfortunate or fortunate, but I followed my father and was just an ordinary person.
Dad has been working hard to make money in order to protect his mother and younger brother.
As a young and "incompetent" person, I have to stay at home as much as possible, take care of the housework, and help mother and son avoid risks.
To be honest, painting is one of the few. My father thinks it is "boring" to "not delay" taking care of his family.
But they were also shocked that I actually persisted and could make a living from it.
It seems that I have long been accustomed to taking care of others, and as a result, I have put myself too low in relationships.
After "parting ways" with Fu Yunzhou, I avoided all opportunities to meet him.
I no longer go to the studio, and I never go near the gallery again.
As for his apartment...
Before leaving, I directly erased all my fingerprint information.
My attitude is absolutely firm.
That is, I will never regret leaving him.
After a busy night, I am a little tired.
Before going to bed, I casually browsed short videos for a while. Unexpectedly, in these three to five minutes, I saw someone familiar again.
Some bloggers broke the news that "good things are coming" between Fu Yunzhou and Cai Zihui, and even gave a rough outline of the details of the engagement party.
I exited the interface and glanced at the date on my phone.
Only then did I realize that it is already November.
It turns out that it has been more than half a month since I left Fu Yunzhou.
My life without Fu Yunzhou would not be miserable at all.
On the contrary, it’s cool.
After waking up at noon, I received an electronic invitation.
It's from my new dealer - an invitation to a banquet tonight.
Fortunately, there is still a decent little dress in the closet.
I bought it myself after I sold my first painting.
At that time, I wanted to invite Fu Yunzhou to dinner, and I chose a great restaurant.
But the prices on the menu put me off, but he casually ordered a lot.
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