Looking for the cold jokes I've heard before

Floor 1: Last night, I helped Beauty install the router. 12 didn't install it. The beauty said to me, "Don't pretend until you have installed it. Let's do something else! " Hearing this, my anger immediately came up. Aren't you fucking testing me? Then I quickly installed the router and went back to sleep.

Second floor:

You did the right thing. I went on a business trip with a female colleague last night and stayed in a hotel. There is only one bed in the hotel. I am going to sleep on the sofa. My female colleague said to me, "You can sleep with me, but you can't do bad things!" " Hearing this, my anger immediately came up. Don't you fucking doubt my character? Then I slept on the sofa all night.

Third floor:

The two guys upstairs did the right thing. Women nowadays are terrible. A beautiful woman said to me just now, "Can you give me your mobile phone number?" Hearing this, my anger immediately came up. My brother said to the girl, "Are you fucking stupid? Here is your mobile phone number. What can I use? I still have 20 yuan on my mobile phone number! For you? " I left without looking back.

Fourth floor:

It seems that I'm not the only one cheated by women. A few days ago, a girl qq asked me to go to a hotel. Hearing this, my anger suddenly came up. My brother said to the girl, "Are you fucking stupid?" Have a family that doesn't live in a hotel? You're still a little young to cheat my brother out of his money. "Then I blacked out the girl's qq.

The fifth floor:

Yesterday, I played with a girl. I went home at night without a car, so I went to stay in a hotel. The girl said to me, "Let's share a room, which can save money." Hearing this, my anger immediately came up. Aren't you too fucking poor? Then I paid for the presidential suite! Opened two rooms!

Sixth floor:

Just after school, my brother rode home by bike. A beautiful girl said to me, "Can I chase you?" As soon as I heard this, my anger immediately came up, chasing brother? The car hasn't been lost yet! Then I rode my bike and ran away at the speed of light!