Quotations from Caesar's wedding planning in Dragon Country

Rockefeller Center, new york.

This limestone building has a history of more than 70 years. It is a typical cosmopolitan style, flashy, elegant and majestic. There are superb hotels, top private clubs, and some institutions dedicated to serving the rich, such as Christie's auction house, Sotheby's, the world's largest art auction house.

Sotheby's office is very unknown, and there is no information about it on the Internet, because only a few people can enjoy its services. This is a top wedding company.

Thousands of weddings are held every minute in the world, reading vows, exchanging rings, kissing the bride and cutting cakes ... basically the same, the bride is triumphant in a long white gauze dress, holding up her hand with a ring to show off to her girlfriend who hates getting married, "I'm not a leftover woman like you", and the groom just wants to peel off this married woman with a long cut. ...

But for some people, the wedding is not only a small ceremony, but also a show to show off family fortune, a press conference for rich and powerful people to get married, and even the end of the war between the two countries, so these people will not hesitate to spend a lot of money on the wedding. Sotheby's provides a whole set of wedding planning schemes for this kind of people. As long as the customer can think of it, there is nothing impossible. They once successfully married several Cinderella into the European royal family, and then turned around and married the royal princess to the oil giant. You can invite the president of a country to attend your wedding and make a speech, or you can ask the BBC to broadcast the whole process of your wedding to the whole world.

A black rock star fell in love with a local girl while watching the great migration of animals in the wilderness of West Africa. He wants to get married in the black land of Africa surrounded by rhinoceroses and elephants, but he also wants a church and a priest because he is a Catholic. So they turned to Sotheby's, which demolished a church from the nearest city, which is 560 kilometers away from the rock star's place. They threw stones and a team of construction workers at the rock star and his girl, and the construction workers rebuilt the church like building blocks in 24 hours. Of course, Sotheby's did not forget to airdrop a class of priests to this client. He can choose any height, size or thinness. Together, these priests can speak 48 languages.

In short, for a rich man who intends to make a big wedding, it is right to find Sotheby's, provided that he doesn't care about it.

Today is a special day for Sotheby's because a client has booked an exhibition. Sotheby's Club does not provide reservation service in principle, but this customer is a top VIP recommended by Mint Club. As an organization providing services for top billionaires, Sotheby's knows exactly what a "VIP" the Mint Club is ... and regards "cost performance" as nothing but "perfection".

So on the top terrace of Rockefeller Center, there is a huge space of about 7,000 square meters. 128 Young models are strolling. They are all wearing wedding dresses made by world-class designers. In the bleak cold wind, some are topless and some are standing on 15cm high heels, like jade legs vaguely enchanting in a white veil.

This is the first step in wedding planning, choosing a wedding dress.

King Vera, alexander mcqueen, monique lhuillier and Pi Na Tolnai ................................................................................................................................................................... Even fashionistas don't necessarily take the time to remember the brand of wedding dress, because a wedding dress that is only worn once in a lifetime doesn't have countless opportunities to show it to people like an crocodile handbag or a master watch. You just need to rent one to cope with the scene.

But this VIP has already purchased 18 pieces.

Holding a glass of champagne, he strolled among the veils and white clouds, wrote down the number of a wedding dress and gave it to the wedding planner behind him, which meant that he took a fancy to it and bought it. At first, the planner thought that the VIP was considering opening a top wedding dress shop. This time, he came to buy samples, but he soon realized that he was wrong. The top wedding dresses are all customized according to the bride's figure, and the wedding dresses ordered by this VIP are all of the same size, and the bust, waist and hip circumference are not bad, which means that he bought a 18 wedding dress for the same woman, and this number is still rising.

The planner pondered over the information of the woman he had never met in his mind. According to his experience, she is a girl with long breasts, small legs, thin waist and not full hips. She is not very tall, not the best figure, and she is far from being a supermodel. How did this mediocre woman catch this expensive son in front of her? Your son looks only in his twenties, his hair is as dazzling as gold, and his smile is as bright as the sunshine by the sea. This guy is very attractive to women. He politely discussed the advantages and disadvantages of their wedding dresses with the models and quickly won their trust. Models gathered around him to show him how high wedding shoes are needed for a wedding dress, and complained that a designer's design made them breathless.

This kind of man won't be a female killer until he is 30 years old? Get married in your early twenties? What kind of tree makes him willing to give up the whole forest for it?

"Mr. Gattuso, you have ordered 22 wedding dresses," the planner quickly followed the distinguished guests. "There are four new wedding dresses of Ines Di Santo, which are very sexy, deep V and open at the side. Do you want a model to change it for you? "

The young Mr. Gattuso thought for a moment: "Forget it, I won't continue watching Ines di santo."

Just when the planner thought that this amazing big purchase was over, VIP said indifferently, "I like all the designs of this brand, just buy it." His purchase jumped to 26 pieces in an instant.

"According to my experience," the planner gently persuaded, "you have bought enough wedding dresses, all kinds of styles. It is a bit repetitive to choose again. "

The distinguished guest nodded slightly: "This is very reasonable. According to my plan, she will wear wedding dresses from China, Japan and Sudan at the wedding, and 26 wedding dresses will be enough. "

The planner secretly cursed this extravagant guy. A woman with a moderate figure thinks that she will choose to marry such a profligate son because she is greedy for money. She deserved to change her wedding dress into a cramp at the wedding! But he kept a polite smile on his face. With a wave of his hand, the girls floated away like clouds on the roof, and then entered the terrace with the elite assistant group of the planner. The female assistants stood in a T-step, lined up, each holding a large photo album with photos of the wedding scene planned by Sotheby's office and the designer's design manuscript.

Every wedding designed by Sotheby's is different. They once set up a wooden pontoon bridge in the vast sea, and transported new people to the pontoon bridge by helicopter, so that they could say their love vows at the end of the sea only one side apart, while the guests watched the ceremony in the distance by seaplane. They also bought an iceberg in the Arctic Ocean, cut it into hearts, and dragged it to Hawaii in a huge boat as a wedding venue. At present, they are planning to package a Russian spaceship and launch the bride, groom and guests into space! All other problems have been solved, except one difficulty that they have not overcome, that is, the long skirts of the bride and female guests will float in weightlessness. Sotheby's wedding planner insisted that the bride put King Villa's sexy wedding dress into space and racked her brains for it.

In the wedding, the planners of Sotheby's firmly believe that they are masters, and they can satisfy the most discerning customers. They are unparalleled. Even the bride and groom's ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend will bless the couple with tears when they see the wedding! So before opening these albums, the planner is absolutely confident.

"These are not attractive enough for me." The distinguished guests closed the picture book directly. After seeing those beautiful photos, he just shook his head regretfully.

It seems that he underestimated this young VIP. He is a man of taste! These first planning cases are too extravagant and atmospheric, and they are just trails in the eyes of real wedding planners. If the distinguished guests praise the perfection when they see this place and happily sign a check to entrust them, the elites in Sotheby's office will look down on him and think that he is just a local leopard like a wealthy Arab oil merchant.

The planner high-fived, the first team assistant retired, and the second team assistant appeared at once.

This round of design cases is full of aristocratic flavor, showing the process of Sotheby's recreating a medieval classical wedding for a European prince in a country castle. The grass is green, the prince is riding a dark horse, the bride is wearing a white hunting dress, and the prince's mother is coming in a carriage. The wedding ring is a red diamond "Mountain of Kings" collected from India in the14th century.

"No, no, it's not what I thought." The VIP still shook his head.

The planner gritted his teeth secretly, and put forward the most popular planning case of environmental protection marriage in the third round. At a wedding, he let the bride ride on the potato white dolphin, calling on people all over the world to care about the accidental injury of the white dolphin by trawlers and calling for a warm home for marine endangered animals.

"I think she would be interested if she appeared in public." The distinguished guest told a joke to imply his disapproval.

The fourth round is the case of art planning.

"Forget it, don't fantasize that she is a literary woman."

The fifth round is an amazing plan to make the whole wedding into a movie. In Roman Holiday, the groom plays 007, or the bride plays the princess.

"Can you consider filming" King Kong "? I want to play the gorilla. " VIPs smile.

Round 6 ... Round 7 ... The planner started to stutter and his shirt was soaked with cold sweat. How is that possible? Sotheby's, which claims to be omnipotent, can't meet the requirements of this distinguished guest? If this news gets out, the firm will be ridiculed by the whole industry!

"Mr. Gattuso, do you have a favorite plan?" The planner can only fight back.

"San Sebastian, a birthday present for me 15 years old. I plan to sail this unpowered sailboat around the world and take my bride as our wedding."

The planner's eyes widened in surprise: "Mr. Gattuso, this is very dangerous! It takes almost a year to sail around the world. "

"Time is not a problem, also don't have to worry about danger. My bride and I are both good at sailing, which is a traditional project of our school. " Caesar is full of confidence. "But my plan is not as simple as sailing around the world. I want to find 60 most local and comfortable houses along the route. I want to hang a wedding dress customized for her in every bedroom. I want to see her dancing or riding on the beach in a completely different wedding dress. Every night is different. In her smile, the sunset falls on the sea. "

"This ... this is equivalent to holding 60 weddings around the world!" The planner finally understood.

He completely misunderstood Caesar ... Caesar is not a person who is particularly picky about details. There is only one goal he pursues, that is, "awesome." He was dissatisfied with the first round of planning, just because he was not strong enough to satisfy his vanity.

How much does this guy want to show off in an ostentatious manner with people all over the world? Did he marry that girl? The designer thought.

"yes! 60 games! Every wedding must be planned by top wedding planners, 60 completely different styles! " Caesar patted the planner on the shoulder and gave a thumbs up, which probably means "a boy can teach" or "you know, brother".

"Then we have to have several groups of people to help you arrange the wedding, and fly over to take care of the wedding room, banquet and other details before your sailboat arrives. The cost will be high, and I'm afraid they may screw things up if I'm not here. " The planner hinted that he wanted to advise Caesar to change his mind.

Caesar thought about it and clapped his hands loudly: "Yes! You will personally lead the team and follow our sailboat with your most trusted assistant. Where we go ashore, we will have a wedding banquet! "

The planner's eyes are a little dark: "I'm just playing sailing. It's a little difficult to sail around the world with you ..."

"I also have a yacht that can be used by you and your team!" Caesar smiled, his eyes shining with longing. "Imagine how good it would be. We will start from Istanbul, cross the Bosphorus, sail all the way to the west, and stick to the east coast of the African continent after crossing the Red Sea ... "

"But you have to cross the Somali waters ..."

"Yes," Caesar shrugged. "This is the route taken by Magellan."

"But Somali waters ... pirates! We must think about your safety! " The planner said to himself, "I am responsible for my wife and children, regardless of your safety!" " "

"Let's hire an American destroyer to escort us in Somali waters." Caesar is calm.

"We ... I have no cooperation with the US Navy, which I am afraid can't be done." The planner said weakly.

"If the price of renting warships is too high, I have an alternative." Caesar nodded sympathetically.

"alternative?" The planner suddenly felt that the young man could still be saved. "

"We can buy some weapons."

"Weapons?"

"A Barrett sniper rifle, several Glock pistols resistant to seawater corrosion, a' Viper' quadruple rocket launcher ... I may also need a British-made' Starlight' individual missile. With all this, what can my bride and I do to fight pirates? "

You ... your bride ... the planner has doubts about your ability to listen and understand. What happened today? What nonsense did he hear? Is this really for wedding planning? You're not here to play with him, are you?

"You may not believe it, but you will understand when you see her. She is great! " Caesar is very complacent.

"As soon as I saw you, I knew how good your bride would be!" The planner really wants to cry.

What a crazy woman deserves this idiot! Serves you right. She has a moderate figure!

"You will receive our preliminary plan in three weeks," the planner sent Caesar to the helipad on the roof and shook hands with him. "Your request is very special. We need some time. "

After three hours of mental abuse, he has gradually accepted the concept of this customer. Strange to say, once I accepted it in my heart and thought it was quite cute. I drifted at sea for a whole year and held a series of weddings or something.

"One stop in the wedding must be arranged in Meiji Jingu, Tokyo," Caesar told me.

"Your bride is Japanese?"

"No, she is from China."

"Then you must like Japan very much."

"No, I've never been to Japan," Caesar said quietly, looking at the sea in the east. "But this is the place I must go in my life ..." He didn't explain why.

"One last question, I'd like to take the liberty of asking about your wedding date."

"Let's make plans first. I haven't proposed yet, so I can't tell you the wedding date. " Caesar scratched his head. "But it is right to plan a perfect wedding in advance."

Although it has been baptized by the customer's concept for three hours, the planner still has an impulse to vomit blood at this moment.

"I also want to propose as soon as possible, but what can I do? Nuo Nuo has disappeared recently. " Caesar boarded the helicopter and left suddenly.