What's the funny joke?

1. I received a short message from a swindler yesterday asking me to remit the money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. Half an hour later, I replied conveniently: 5000 yuan has been deposited, please check it. I received a reply today: "I have been to the bank three times, and I haven't received your money, you liar!" " "

2. There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is called Huang Jun. He often takes his son on the No.8 bus, so there is often such a funny scene: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station and sees a No.8 bus entering the bus station in the distance. He immediately shouted to his son: "Huang Jun, run, the 8 th is coming!" "

7. In this Olympic Games, China men's soccer team also participated in the competition.

12. Dad hates foreign singers. But one day, when I was watching Mike Jackson's mtv, I suddenly found my father standing behind watching it with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Dad, do you like this, too?" Dad shook his head: "Mao Amin is really getting ugly."

15. I heard a senior say that he was chatting with a familiar school sister qq ... I wanted to ask her if she had a CD of a song, but it was sent out when I hit C, and then I added the following words: Does my school sister have a C? ""Is mine that small? " “d？” "Well,,,,"