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C Ronaldo just celebrated his 35th birthday and scored a record. If you ask who is the happiest player in football, it must be this old guy named Cristiano. After blowing out the birthday candles, Ronaldo himself lamented: "When I was a child, someone asked me what I would do when I was 35 years old. I said: Fishing in Madeira Island. " Now he is still an animal, and the day of returning to fishermen is still far away.

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Break the team history record

In this round of Juventus' visit to Verona, Cristiano Ronaldo scored 10 rounds in a row, breaking the record of nine consecutive rounds of goals in the team's historical league held by French star Trezeguet. From the beginning of the game against Sassuolo, Cristiano was out of control. He scored a hat-trick against Cagliari and scored twice for Parmame. Although he lost to Naples away from home, he saved face for the old woman's goal. Serie A naturally awarded 1 player of the month to Cristiano Ronaldo. In the next round of the league, Cristiano Ronaldo will have a chance to hit the Serie A record of 1 1 consecutive rounds of goals.

C Ronaldo's birthday is not extravagant. He ate a chocolate cake with Georgina and the children. The cake is made of black and white chocolate representing the color of Juventus jerseys. Old clubs Portugal Sports and Manchester United sent congratulations on the club's official Twitter. Besides football, there are many people who care about him. NBA superstar and LA Lakers' lebron james replied to cristiano ronaldo on Ins: "Happy birthday to you, a living legend!" A pastry chef in Portugal made a chocolate portrait of Cristiano Ronaldo according to the ratio of 1 to 1. It took 240 kilograms of chocolate and 200 hours to finish.

Caption: network diagram of portraits such as chocolate C Ronaldo

Friends are so generous, how can the owner of C Ronaldo be stingy? Juventus club simply gave the Portuguese a Mercedes-Benz Jeep, which cost as much as $200,000. In addition, the Italian media also broke the news that Juventus may renew the contract with Cristiano Ronaldo in advance and is willing to provide him with an annual salary of 35 million euros.

Love and hate make me strong.

C Ronaldo in everyone's eyes is not only magical but also mysterious. There is a lot of controversy about his special way of working and sleeping. For example, his "Darwinian sleep" sleeps five times a day for 90 minutes each time; Eat 6 meals a day, once every 3 to 4 hours; Drink at least 2 liters of water every day ... national team teammate thermador remembers a long flight back to Europe from China. The plane landed at 2: 30 in the morning, but Cristiano Ronaldo asked himself to run. But now, when the 35-year-old guy is about to rewrite the Serie A record, skeptics have become jokes. "Corriere dello Sport" concluded: "Cristiano Ronaldo's sleep time is reasonable, and he is at his best."

Caption: C Ronaldo is in the game. Xinhua News Agency

Djokovic, who just won the Australian Open men's singles championship, is also impressed by this guy who is two years older than himself. With the help of ESPN, Deyo and Cristiano Ronaldo conducted several trainings together, such as jumping. "Basically, Cristiano is teaching me how to dance. I like his professional ethics and his desire to constantly surpass himself. " Deyo said, "This is a great experience. He is a beast and an incredible player. "