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I used Bluetooth to catch up with a girl on the subway and download it
I caught up with a girl using Bluetooth on the subway
Song Wuyi is a single white-collar worker who works overtime all day, and takes the subway home every night. Finally, one time on the subway, I used the Bluetooth technology in my mobile phone to find a girl named Candy (Xin Wen), and used high-tech Bluetooth technology to communicate with this girl I had never met before, which led to a series of extremely romantic feelings. When Song Wuyi couldn't help but see this girl, the perfect lover in his dream turned into a heart-stopping love in reality, but what followed was a sad and resentful confession from his company colleague Li Ruo. After the favor and admiration of the girl Xinwen and the admiration of the ordinary girl Li Ruo, Song Wuyi wavered——
Section 1: Introduction
I caught up with someone on the subway using Bluetooth MM
Introduction
Some people like to take the subway, some like to take the bus, some like to ride bicycles, some like to drive, and some like to walk... …
These are the ways we move through the hustle and bustle of our cities. And moving every day is to go to and from get off work at the company. On every journey, we can see strangers we have never seen before, and we can also see acquaintances. Some people can only meet once in a lifetime, while some people can stay together for a lifetime.
Among the above modes of transportation, the transportation I choose is the subway. Because it is fast, because it is simple, and because it can accommodate a lot of people, it allows me to see new faces often when I am commuting with a blank face. This is the only thing that I can entertain every day. I watch Following hurried travelers on the road, watching couples holding hands, looking at ragged beggars, looking at street performers, looking at office workers...
When every crowd rushes to the subway, I am just one of them. , as the subway started to move, the members of this group got off the station one after another for their own purposes, and the next day they were reunited and boarded the subway, and everyone's encounters were divided and combined. No one can know who is standing next to you in the next second, and the fate of you and her is limited to this subway.
My name is Song Wuyi, unmarried, a standard company employee. Every day I am like a worker bee, moving back and forth in a straight line between home and the company. Year after year, day after day, I am used to twenty After five years of dullness, I don’t even know where my other half is. I really want to find it, and I also want someone to look for me. Even if it touches me a little bit, my ordinaryness will be overwhelmed by the crowd. I can't make a sound. I just sit quietly in the office alone, fill in Song lyrics, write some poems, and send mass emails to all my colleagues in the company. I won't No matter how they react, I just know that this way can prove my existence and not be forgotten in the corner by others.
When taking the subway, I will take out my mobile phone to listen to music and turn on Bluetooth. As for why I turn on Bluetooth, it is because I regard this action as an exit from my inner world to the outside world. Whenever I search for someone else's phone using Bluetooth, I feel that the person is closer to me. Of course, I habitually filter out girls. If my spirit can be attached to wireless Bluetooth, I can enter her mobile phone and enter her world. Although I can't change anything, at least I can walk in the courtyard of her small building with a smile. Forgive me for being gloomy, I am also troubled by my humbleness. I don’t have the guts to strike up conversations with beautiful girls at will, so I can only use this trick to fantasize about myself.
After another boring search, I saw the name of the owner of the phone, a very sweet English name - Candy. I looked at this name and imagined how beautiful she was. , and then the Bluetooth disconnected when the subway arrived at the station, ending this fantasy. I thought that my fate with the owner of the mobile phone ended here, but in fact the connection did not end. On the second day, the third day... I would always search for this girl's mobile phone in the subway. I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing. I just know that every day when I get home, I start to unconsciously imagine this girl’s face, even her hairstyle and figure.
The results of imagination are often in vain, and I even start to wonder whether the girl named "Candy" is actually a girl. Maybe an old man changed his mobile phone to this name on purpose?
In the city in late autumn, the streets are deserted, forming a strange scene with the colorful lights. The temperature outside is not cold yet, but the evening breeze is still a little cool when it blows on me. I stretched, looked back at the building where I worked, and looked at my watch again. It was already past ten o'clock. The security guard at the door smiled at me, as if he was joking that I got off work so late again. I shrugged, responded to his greeting, and strode towards the subway station. After entering the subway, there were not many people in the several carriages. They were sleeping in groups of twos and threes, reading newspapers and listening to songs. It seemed that they and I am the same, a miserable person who comes home so late.
I took out my phone, turned on the Bluetooth function, and searched the car for a while. Sure enough, she was on the subway again, and Candy's cell phone seemed to be really lingering. I was sweating and thinking about whether to send her a notepad to contact her, when I saw the phone light up: You have something new? connection, whether to accept it! This is not a text message, but a Bluetooth file transfer bar with Candy clearly displayed on it.
Oh my god, she is actively connecting to me and transferring files. I looked up in panic at the people in front of me. They were all men, and they were all sleeping. I then turned to look at the people in the other two carriages on the left and right. There were a few girls among them, but they all looked isolated from the world. I was surprised by the look on my face, but I couldn't hold the Bluetooth display on my phone and run over and ask: Hello, are you connected to me? Or yelled: Why are you always online!
Section 2: Chapter 1: Bluetooth Girl on the Subway (1)
If this was the Internet, I wouldn’t feel weird at all. But this is a subway, and the connection is Bluetooth, which is both spatial and timely. Just like two comets in the universe, it is understandable if they meet once, but it is a bit weird to meet several times.
Countless thoughts flashed through my mind, and I finally pressed the confirm button. After receiving it, it turned out to be a notepad. When I opened it, I saw a few words written on it: "Hello, today seems to be better than usual." Too late! "My back felt numb. Could it be from my colleagues in the company?" But my colleagues won’t follow me after get off work for half a month? Could it be someone from the subway company? Cleaner? security guard? I quickly replied on it: "Yes, there are a lot of things going on today." I sent the note back via Bluetooth, and looked at the word Candy, which is a girl's name. What flashed through my mind was, is there a girl with this name that I know?
While thinking about it, another Bluetooth message came over: "That's really hard work, go home and rest early!"
My heart felt warm, and I was almost moved to tears. Come down. Although I don’t know if she knows me, but she actually cares about me at this time, why don’t I be touched! I quickly wrote: "Is your name Candy? Do we know each other? It seems we have been online like this for a while?" After waiting for a long time, the subway was almost at my destination station, but I still didn't see her reply.
Maybe she has already got off the car, and it seems that she can only go back to the company tomorrow to ask.
After returning home, after taking a shower, I lay on the bed and turned on my phone. I found the notepad, which contained only a few lines of dialogue between her and me. I felt a little confused. Could it be that God saw that I was working so hard and had no time to fall in love? , give me a destiny? This night, I had a random dream. I dreamed that after I went to the company tomorrow, I found this girl named Candy, and imitated Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu and floated away hand in hand...
Chapter 1: Subway The Bluetooth girl on the screen
The next day, I ran to the company excitedly and asked from the business department to the finance department and then to the human resources department. There was no girl named Candy, which made me feel bored. I returned to the office and found an unknown girl next to me. She nodded and smiled at me. Under her sweet smile, my heart pounded. Who is this girl? Is he new here?
My boss, Mr. Gu, came over and said with a smile: "Wuyi, I just heard they said you are looking for true love. I wonder what the situation is?" I laughed and said: "No, I was just wandering around. I feel like I have been in the company for almost a year, and I still don’t know many of my colleagues!" Mr. Gu said coldly: "Don't be so rude to me, do your job well, and don't take advantage of me!" I nodded and bowed to admit my mistake. Mr. Gu's expression changed. Slightly clear, he pointed at the girl and said with a smile: "Li Ruo, this is your new colleague Song Wuyi. If you don't understand anything, you can ask him directly. He is my right-hand man." I stood up and smiled at the girl. He looked at her and wanted to shake hands and say hello, but was severely interrupted by Mr. Gu: "Take back your Anlu claws. Li Ruo was transferred from another department, but she is an old employee of the company. Stop trying to meddle with her!" "I touched my nose and sat back in my seat angrily. Li Ruo opened his eyes wide and turned his head with a smile.
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