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The happiest thing about coming home from work is that someone cooks a meal or something.
2. Oh, let a spirited person take risks in his favorite place. You must like eating and drinking.
It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.
The consistency of that meal is the witness of the long flow of water.
I just want to get home from work on time and have a hot meal. Thanks to the red light, all the drivers who gave way to me.
6. What wakes you up every day is not ideal or urgency, but restless soul, because you are hungry.
7. Go home for tomorrow! Oh yeah! Buy a down jacket to go shopping! Drink milk tea! Eat delicious food! And mom.
8. When I was a child, I always paid high prices to my parents when I was shopping outside. Now I always give my parents a low price when I go home to buy things.
I think the happiest thing in the world is to get rid of fatigue after hard work, sit around with my family and have a reunion dinner.
10. Dream on. Don't be angry. At least when you come home from work, you will be satisfied with a hot meal.
1 1. Run errands at work, skip your legs after work, drink milk tea and listen to music, be happy! Pick up the phone and glance at it, and find that happy short message, which makes me happy!
13. The only hope at school recently is to have a winter vacation, woo hoo. Hurry up and have a holiday. I want to go home and eat delicious food (see handsome guys)!
14. We should cherish our present life, cherish every day, cherish every moment of reunion with our families, and do what we want to do now, not to mention there is still a long way to go.
15. lanling wine tulip, jade bowl filled with amber light. -"Travel Bank" Tang Libai
16. No matter how far you go, the city with parents will always be home. Mid-Autumn Festival, with the people you care about, even an ordinary meal is better than delicacies. It is the happiest time to have you with me.
17. Eating in the middle of the night is just to cure too many people in life.
18. One day, I had dinner with a friend. She took her three-year-old child with her, and then ... the waiter brought a dish. I asked casually: Is it spicy? I saw a friend quickly pick up a dish and put it in the child's mouth, and then the child cried with a "wow", and then she told me calmly: it's quite spicy, don't eat it. Sweating, sweating, sweating ... Son, you have suffered!
19. The family is sitting at lunch. He Chenyi and her grandmother sit side by side. Chen Chen touched her grandmother's foot with her little foot. Chenchen said, "Hey, hold your little feet! Hello! "
20. Simple happiness is that someone picks you up from work every day, has hot meals when you get home, and a small cotton-padded jacket brings you water to soak your feet.
The happiest thing when you come home from work is that someone is cooking and waiting for your share (2 1). In the four seasons of life, the strongest and most profound love is hidden in the subtle and ordinary days.
Are you tired of flirting with so many people? Should I go home if I'm tired?
23. Friend, if you get this message right after work. Please scream, please scream: off work, off work! If I'm not mistaken, there must be people watching you say, are you not sick?
24. It is common to go home and honor your parents. Good health is the happiest thing.
25. I have been rebellious since I was a child. This sentence was said by my family before I heard it. It is a blessing to eat.
26. The drizzle and the oblique wind made Han Xiao. Light smoke clears the beach. The time to enter Huaihai and Luo Qing is getting longer and longer.
27. Call it a day, cook a relaxing meal, make a cup of happy fragrant tea and play a brisk ballad; Sit on the soft sofa, completely relax and let the beautiful companions run.
28. Work is like hitting Shuang Sheng. It is not enough to have a partner and just work hard. You must know how to combine work and rest. After work, put aside those trivial tasks, relax and save your strength.
29. The burnt aroma and the sweetness of the gravy will make you forget the whole world.
30. Today is Laba Festival. According to the traditional custom, to drink Laba porridge with perfect taste, it is necessary to start preparing for the New Year.
3 1. Get up early in the morning, run outside during the day, make a map at night, and watch the raiders in the early morning. No TV, no games, no hot meals, no mobile phone brush.
32. I feel that I am still sitting on the moon when I go home. I'm more careful than in the detention center. Today, my mother-in-law said that I can take a few more months off because of confinement and have a good rest. But if she doesn't leave, I think I've been confinement. I want to drink milk tea and eat delicious food.
33. There are many things hidden in my heart. You are sour, and you are sweet.
34. Let's eat together, worry, pain and sadness, so bite by bite, and rush to the future.
35. Perhaps one's greatest sense of ritual about life is the regularity of life, going to bed on time and eating on time.
36. You come from my old country. Tell me what happened there! .
37. I wish everyone who goes to work can get off work on time and have dinner with their relatives.
38. As a foodie. Eating snacks is not because you are hungry, but because your mouth is lonely again!
39. How happy it is to get a hot meal when you get home from work!
40. I can go home tomorrow night I am probably wronged and want to go home to eat delicious food, but I know that I will miss living alone again after going back for two days.
Excerpted from the copy where my girlfriend comes home from work and my boyfriend cooks dinner.
My girlfriend came home from work, and my boyfriend cooked the meal. Haven't you come back yet? I'm just used to thinking that when I can't see you, I will feel trance. Can you come back early to accompany me?
2. When you are tired, you want to eat a lot of delicious food that you usually dare not eat. Good food really heals people. Be sure to eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow!
It's going to rain. It's time to serve. Life is short, have another bowl.
4. Let's eat together, worry, pain and sadness, so bite by bite, and rush to the future.
Going home from work and having dinner with my husband is really the happiest moment every day. I want to cook as soon as I get home. I'm not tired at all.
6. The sense of joy after dialect conversion is super invincible. I want to go home to Baolong to eat delicious food! !
7. Parents at home, we owe too much, brothers at home, we miss too much, food at home, warmth at home, we yearn for too much, the journey home, we rush about together, happiness at home, I wish you a happy home.
8. Home cooking is the happiest. May I look back on happiness after many years.
9. lanling wine tulips, jade bowls filled with amber light. -"Travel Bank" Tang Libai
10. What wakes you up every day is not ideal or urgency, but restless soul, because you are hungry.
1 1. No matter how far you go out, the city with parents will always be home. Mid-Autumn Festival, with the people you care about, even an ordinary meal is better than delicacies. It is the happiest time to have you with me.
12. To be myself in the next life, I want to be overbearing and rich.
13. I am the happiest in my grandmother's house. Although it happens all the time. But I'm really happy. ,
14. I want to go home again. I just feel constrained and wronged. At least I have a hot meal when I get home from work.
15. I feel that I am still confinement at home, and I am more careful than I am in the confinement center. Today, my mother-in-law said that I can take a few more months off and have a good rest, but if she doesn't leave, I feel that I have been taking a month off. I want to drink milk tea and eat delicious food.
16. No matter what seafood teppanyaki is, as long as it has garlic flavor, it is delicious enough to make people swallow.
17. Every day after work, there are hot meals. Someone goes crazy with you on weekends and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?
18. Every time I go home, my parents always meet me from a distance, make a phone call enthusiastically and come and pick up the package. Neighbors on the road also greeted each other cordially, and parents chatted for a while. After crossing the "Damaoling", we arrive at the "Candle Pool", which is a three-acre square pond with a natural spring in the middle for two water trucks to draw water. The spring water is clear and sweet and will not be exhausted all year round. Later, under the leadership of his father, the villagers drilled a well with flaky cement to supply the village with domestic water. Every year when the New Year bell rings, my father will carry the water. It is said that grabbing "carrying water first" will bring good luck for a year.
19. Simple happiness is that someone picks you up from work every day, you have hot meals when you go home, and a small cotton-padded jacket brings you water to soak your feet.
20. I hope the delicious food can meet me soon.
My girlfriend came home from work, and my boyfriend cooked the meal. 2 1. Lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is meat, and the glacier is you.
22. Milk at seven o'clock, tea at three o'clock and cooking smoke at six o'clock call me home.
23. I'm so happy to get a hot meal when I get home from work!
I think the happiest thing in the world is to get rid of the fatigue after hard work, sit around with my family and have a reunion dinner.
25. A few skewers of barbecue and a glass of wine are the pride of the roadside in the middle of the night. This is the ordinary hot street life.
26. Now the idea has become very pure, and I just want to go home and have a hot meal.
27. Peaceful, interesting and not too intense.
28. As long as I eat fast enough, being fat can't catch up with me.
29. When I was a child, I always paid my parents a high price for shopping outside. Now I always give my parents a low price when I go home to buy things.
30. If you love someone, wash their hands and make soup.
3 1. Go home tomorrow! Oh yeah! Buy a down jacket to go shopping! Drink milk tea! Eat delicious food! And mom.
32. It is common practice to go home and honor your parents. Good health is the happiest thing.
33. On the way home, happy company, happy surroundings, the rest, friends bless you, good luck, safe return, good luck, smooth return, greetings and happy return.
34. You come from my old country. Tell me what happened there! .
35. The best love is just three meals a day.
36. No matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it can't compare with the journey home.
37. I'll tell you some vegetables. I don't know if you like it or not. Stir-fried potatoes: shred potatoes, soak in water for five minutes, wash off the starch on the surface, and shred one pepper. Heat oil in a pot, add shredded potatoes and peppers and stir fry, add a little salt, vinegar, chicken essence and monosodium glutamate. Stir-fry and plate.
38. Finding, cooking and enjoying food is a great pleasure in life. Where can I find the joy of life without food?
Honey, you work so hard outside every day. I thank you very much, so I prepared a soup for you. Remember to drink when you come back at night.
40. I want it tomorrow! Really! It will be very! Work hard! After all, you have to get off work on time to eat beautifully!
The object cooks well and has food after work.
Happy sentence (1) 1. Time, minute by minute, time, bit by bit, the Spring Festival is coming again. People, it's time to go home again, huddle in the narrow box office, stay up all night, have a tired face, feel anxious, eat and sleep, and stand no matter how hard it is. Bound by the wandering heart, the way home is still the distance between feet, but the pain of going home is human sorrow. The increasing number of trains still can't shorten the way home, and the increasing number of high-speed trains still can't bear the pain of people going home. The crowded green car still carries the dream of going home year after year, recording the pain year after year.
2. There are many purple shrimps, which are unique to Huyang. Four o'clock delivery, extremely beautiful, suitable for autumn. Double-clamped drums and countless must be used as spears. Bow down to Tang Wang and make him Zhu. So list the same treasure and shame for the plate meal. Garlic friends blind date, melon friends blind date. It is called poem fishing and poem hook. Visit at the same time and stay for a few days. It's the same heart to hate drinking. I haven't been here for a long time, thinking nothing. The cup moves and the mouth is empty. Seal the double carp for it. Generous Hu, if you are willing to share the benefits.
I'll cook your favorite dish for dinner, and we'll eat it together when you come back.
After washing, I have breakfast with my parents. To the south of the square table, there is a pair of empty chopsticks. In the past, when a family had dinner, I could always hear the hearty laughter of the family and grandma's caring words to make me eat more. Today, however, we are all swallowing silently, savoring the days without grandma quietly with our mood.
The charm of eating late at night is the faint sense of guilt.
6. After thinking about it, my mother and I went to the street, found a restaurant and chose a single room to sit down. I think my mother has been frugal all her life. I invited her to dinner today, and I must let her have a good luxury. I ordered several "specialties" of this restaurant in one breath. Mom kept saying, "Enough, enough." The food was served quickly, and soon the table was full. Mother was dazzled and didn't dare to move chopsticks. I said, "Mom, eat quickly. It's tasteless when it's cold. " Mom said, "OK, OK, let's eat together." When I was eating, my mother said, "You eat first. I want to go out and ask for a plastic bag. There are so many dishes that I can't finish them. Let's take them back. " I think mother is very thoughtful.
7. Rape flowers are everywhere yellow and wheat seedlings are everywhere green, which is the best season for spring outing.
8. The happiest life in daily routine is the smell of fireworks in the kitchen.
9. I have a steady income, I have hot meals when I go home, and I am told to go home early when I go out. This is the life I want.
10. I finally realized that I wanted a hot meal after a hard day's work.
1 1. I have a stable job, I can earn enough money to support my family, I have hot meals when I get home from work, and it is enough to have someone to help me open the bottle.
12. Although I can't cook, I can order a good takeaway.
13. I enjoy a happy life when someone at home is waiting to get off work and go home with hot meals.
14. When I am busy at work, I have more social activities. After eating the same taste in the restaurant, I know that it is the happiest to have a bite of my mother's cooking at home.
15. The advantage of living with parents is that they can have a hot meal when they get home from work.
16. Life is short. Don't make your stomach bitter.
17. I went to eat after work yesterday and got home almost 10. I was on pins and needles. I started Deyun Dou Small Club, watched the issue of 10, and stayed up until two o'clock. I won't eat all day today.
18. "Have a meal! Dinner! " This is my mother calling me again, and my father and grandfather are eating. "wow! It smells good! What day is it today! How to cook so many delicious foods! " I'll ask mom again. "What's the matter? Can't you? Don't eat if you can't. " My mother said. When eating, dad and grandpa are talking while eating. On the other hand, I eat and play. My mother, on the other hand, is eating without saying a word. Dad and grandpa are talking and laughing. Half an hour passed, and my parents and grandpa had finished eating. As for me, I am eating slowly. No matter how fast they eat, they have to wait for me to finish before washing dishes. Grandpa came into the house to watch the news after supper. Dad smokes in the living room. Mother was washing the dishes, so I went into the house and buried myself in my homework. ...
19. The happiest thing is to eat home-cooked dishes with my family! I left school the earliest and took the bus home. And then stuck in traffic until late at night before going home.
20. Friend, if you get this message right after work. Please scream, please scream: off work, off work! If I'm not mistaken, there must be people watching you say, are you not sick?
Happy sentences (2)1. I have a habit since I was a child, that is, I always eat nothing when I eat. A friend and I each ordered fried rice with sour beans. My friend eats a small amount of food, only half of it is full, but I eat until my plate is empty. When checking out, the boss looked at his friend's plate at the dinner table and said, "Your fried rice with sour beans is five yuan." Then he looked at my plate and frowned and asked, "What did you eat?"
22. anxious to return, a nest is better than no nest.
23. I really envy people who go home with hot meals three times a day. I don't want to eat takeout
24. Doing business is like buying lottery tickets. It's hard to make a blockbuster. This requires a long struggle. Working hours are against the clock. After work, relax and adjust your mood to meet new challenges! I wish you a relaxed and happy day after work!
25. Go to dinner after work and fall asleep directly on the table while waiting for beef noodles. There is no one in the shop. The boss seems to have waited for a long time before he saw me wake up, brought the beef noodles and said softly, "I'm too tired from work."
26. Go home for tomorrow! Oh yeah! Buy a down jacket to go shopping! Drink milk tea! Eat delicious food! And mom.
27. That delicious food expressed our love.
28. People always have a hot meal as soon as they get home. Whenever you take your child home, you will only be hungry if you don't burn yourself.
29. I went to my boyfriend and forgot to go home.
30. I wanted to have a hot meal after work, but after buying it, I felt I had to wash vegetables and dishes alone. Laziness made me give up cooking.
3 1. I used to think that there was too much prosperity in life and too many things I wanted. Later, it was discovered that only this earthly fireworks can best soothe the hearts of ordinary people.
32. A family of three, eating home-cooked food and watching TV together in front of the TV, is my happiest thing so far.
33. No matter whether you eat delicacies or drink manna, you will feel uneasy if you don't eat staple food in the end. No matter how beautiful and carefree it is, it will call the wind and rain. In the end, it is not a perfect life without being indifferent to one's twilight years.
34. I ate too many snacks recently and didn't eat well. You can eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow.
I'm very hungry. My father likes fried rice with eggs, but I like noodles with soup and water. But you can't burn two kinds at night.
36. Every day after work, there are hot meals. Someone goes crazy with you on weekends and indulges occasionally. What kind of immortal life is this?
37. Today is also a day to look forward to going home ~ Let's eat delicious food together.
38. I have been rebellious since I was a child. I only listened to what my family said. It is a blessing to eat.
39. There will be hot meals at home. Happiness comes too suddenly. It's hard, wife!
40. On the way home, happy company, happy surroundings, the rest, friends bless you, good luck, safe return, good luck, smooth return, greetings and happy return.
A collection of 40 copywriters asked her husband to go home from work and have dinner together.
Wait for my husband to come home from work and have dinner together. A 1。 The drizzle and oblique wind made Han Xiao. Light smoke clears the beach. The time to enter Huaihai and Luo Qing is getting longer and longer.
2. Sitting around with my family, talking and laughing, the fragrance is overflowing, and love blows away the fatigue and nourishes the wandering soul.
I can't imagine how my parents spent these years when I was away from home, on my birthday. I can't imagine what it's like for them to see other children spending holidays with their parents whenever I'm away. I can't imagine how helpless my parents are whenever I'm not around. I set foot on the road home again. This time, I returned to my parents with my gratitude, my thoughts and my sincere love. Even if it is only for a few days, I am deeply satisfied. Daughters in other places only wish them health and happiness.
4. Let's eat together, worry, pain and sadness, so bite by bite, and rush to the future.
Remind my husband that I am off duty. I don't know if I'm thinking about you. I want to be careful when I am outside. Quilts must be warm and flowers must be planted with care. It may not be a shadow. Wish my husband happiness every day.
6. It's only seven days in spring, and I've been away from home for two years.
7. The happiest moment in life is nothing more than the gathering of relatives, home-cooked meals, talking and laughing, delicious food and warmth.
8. If you love someone, have a lot of meals with him.
9. Happiness means going home with a hot meal and being grateful for every bit of ordinary life.
10. I hate everything in life. I hate people who have five things. First, the shad is bony; second, the kumquat is too sour; third, the water shield is cold; fourth, the begonia has no fragrance; and fifth, Ceng Zi can't write poetry.
1 1. I am the happiest in my grandmother's house. Although it happens all the time. But I'm really happy. ,
12. A few kebabs and a glass of wine are the pride of the roadside in the middle of the night. This is the ordinary hot street life.
13. Friend, if you get this message just after work. Please scream, please scream: off work, off work! If I'm not mistaken, there must be people watching you say, are you not sick?
14. It is common practice to go home and honor your parents. Good health is the happiest thing.
15. Today is Laba Festival. According to the traditional custom, to drink Laba porridge with perfect taste, it is necessary to start preparing for the New Year.
16. The happiest thing is to eat home-cooked dishes with my family! I left school the earliest and took the bus home. And then stuck in traffic until late at night before going home.
17. On the road of no return, human beings will never be lonely!
18. The joy after dialect conversion is super invincible. I want to go home to Baolong to eat delicious food! !
19. You fly freely in the sky, spicy wing root.
20. The only hope at school recently is to have a winter vacation, blare blare. Hurry up and have a holiday. I want to go home and eat delicious food (see handsome guys)!
I finally realized that I wanted to have a hot meal after a hard day's work.
22. Love is nothing more than two outcomes: either, go home separately.
23. Oh, let an energetic man take risks in his favorite place. You must like eating and drinking.
It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.
25. What wakes you up every day is not ideal or urgency, but restless soul, because you are hungry.
26. It's time to eat at midnight again.
27. When you are tired, you want to eat a lot of delicious food that you usually dare not eat. Food really has a healing effect. Be sure to eat delicious food when you go home tomorrow!
28. Going home, every time I set foot on the journey home, my joy is beyond words. But every time I go home, the sadness of leaving home is beyond words. When I went home again, I suddenly found that my father was not so tall and my mother had white hair. I only know that time has taken away their best appearance, but I always ask them for it, but I never think of their difficulties. In retrospect, when I was a child, my father always stood behind me silently, propping up a big umbrella for me, and my mother always advised me to wear more clothes to prevent catching a cold.
29. Although I can't cook, I can order a good takeaway.
30. Sometimes the happiest thing is to eat the simplest home-cooked food. Maybe it smells like home.
3 1. We should cherish our present life, cherish every day, cherish every moment of reunion with our families, and do what we want to do now, not to mention there is still a long way to go.
32. No matter how beautiful the scenery is in the world, it can't compare with the journey home.
Don't light the candle red when you come back, wait until jathyapple's horseshoe is empty. -"Magnolia" Five Dynasties Li Yu
34. I really want to live from nine to five every day and go home for a hot meal after work.
35. I have been rebellious since I was a child. I only listened to what my family said. It is a blessing to eat.
36. How happy it is to get a hot meal when you get home from work!
37. I really want to go home to take a bath in the bathhouse and sweat. It seems that taking a bath is a little more urgent than wanting to go home and eat delicious food.
38. After work, after work, there is no better medicine than after work. It can cure boredom, relieve depression, drive away all fatigue and eliminate all troubles. Another blessing, icing on the cake: I wish you a happy day after work!
39. Give you a bike after work: relaxation is the cushion, leisure is the foot, happiness is the bell, and stretching is the handlebar. Happy bell rings, sit on the mat, stretch your bike and ride. I wish you a pleasant journey after work and a good mood all the way.
40. I used to be busy. I think I am the universe. After a life-and-death struggle, I realized that the biggest thing in life is inner peace and tranquility. I am happiest when I cook home-cooked meals and stay with my dearest people!
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