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My daughter’s obedient rhyme

Rhyme--

Wearing a Taoist robe and girdling the waist - Dongfeng

Hang a sheep's head and sell dog meat - Nanfeng

Wearing a hat after entering the coffin - West Wind

The two sit back-to-back and cross their legs - North Wind

A toad floats out of the water - Green Hair

Cherry A small mouth with a knife - Hongzhong

Touching the wall is two-sided light - whiteboard

The waves of the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers are surging - Kujo Wanzi:

On the morning of the first day of the new year Hello,

The second girl was fast asleep, and she didn’t know if she was halfway in.

Make rice cakes at night when you are thirty,

Grin your teeth and run away quickly,

When you reach fifty, you become hunched over,

Two Her breasts moved wildly,

riding a big horse with a big knife,

crossing her thighs and looking for someone to go whore,

after all nine people had sex, they all agreed on 1 cake: one side of copper The gong is struck on both sides

2 cakes: gold-rimmed glasses hanging from the eyebrows,

3 cakes: three stars hanging diagonally from the top of a willow tree,

4 cakes: as high as four benches ,

5 cakes: Four hot dishes and one fried,

6 cakes: Golden cicadas climbing treetops,

7 cakes: The hookah is raised high,

8 cakes: A mandarin jacket to keep up with the fashion,

9 cakes: What’s the point of selling fat with a pockmarked face? One cake: A hairless chicken cannot fly high

Two cakes: Horizontal blowing The flute is played vertically

Three: one mountain is higher than two mountains

Four: two Beijing-Kowloon Railway tracks