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How to evaluate the players who play chess next to you?

Although watching chess is not a real gentleman, it is limited to regular competitions. Chess has long been integrated into the market culture. Repeated arguments, regrets, moves and comments are all part of the market chess game. A bunch of people around a game of chess itself is the charm of chess. At this time, right or wrong, the level is not important, and age is not a problem.

But generally, real masters don't talk much. Most talkative people are those who are dissatisfied with a bottle, half-empty and nosy. Having said that, repeatedly regretting chess really makes both sides of the game very boring. This move also bored the opponent. However, for acquaintances, playing chess and watching chess are all for fun. If you keep silent, you will lose interest in mass cultural activities. Sometimes a fulcrum of a master will make people suddenly enlightened and improve their chess skills. The so-called next issue to find a master, juggling to the door.

What onlookers are best at is pointing and commenting! "Why don't you vault?" "Stop looking, quick general!" "Look, if you don't listen to me, you lose, right?"

If you win, bystanders will strategize; If you lose, the chess player won't listen to your instructions ... well, you are happy.

The people's desire for expression and command can be said to be the culmination of street chess stalls. It seems that everyone is a participant and never realizes that chess is just a competitive game for two people.

Playing chess is a lively thing, but no one watches it. In a word, three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang. However, onlookers can only make suggestions, but they can't play chess. When I play chess, I often have onlookers, which completely disrupts my plan, and sometimes I lose directly. I will criticize you. Are you the other side's undercover?

The authorities were fascinated by onlookers.

A gentleman uses his tongue.

Don't be a talkative donkey without grass by the river.

Watching chess without words is the true gentleman.