Cold humor and jokes

1, Zhan Zhao: "Teacher Bao, how did you get the crescent on your forehead?"

Bao Qingtian: "Born."

Zhan Zhao: "Can you uncover it?"

Bao Qingtian: "Born. Unable to uncover. "

Zhan Zhao: "What if I take it off?"

Bao Qingtian: "Take it off ... Take it off is the moment to witness the miracle ..."

2. A robber kidnapped a rich second generation, and the rich second generation advised the robber to abandon the dark and turn to the light.

Hearing this, the robbers told all their experiences and burst into tears. The robber pointed a gun at the rich second generation and said, "Are you moved by so much?"

The rich second generation shook his head vigorously: "Don't dare to move, don't dare to move."

Robber: "Ask you again, are you moved?"

The rich second generation still shook his head: "I dare not move, I dare not move."

As a result, the robbers shot the rich second generation and said, "Rich people are so heartless."

3. Next to a barbecue stall of kebabs, a lamb knelt there and looked at the kebabs being roasted.

Tears kept falling: "mom, mom, they baked you!" " "

Halfway through crying, a little mouse came over and gave the lamb a white look: "cry, sister, cry!" That's my mother! "

After a delicious meal on a fat man, a mosquito flew excitedly on the way home.

Suddenly, it felt such a stomachache that it could hardly fly.

The situation is critical. Mosquito quickly took out his small mobile phone, dialed 120 and gasped, "I want to donate blood for free!" "

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