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It is very cold in June.
With the vigorous development of social networks, more and more people are keen to publish stories in the circle of friends and share their anecdotes and daily life. What kind of conversation is infectious? The following is a passage (75 selected sentences) about the cold weather in June that I compiled for you. It is for reference only and I hope it will help you.
It is very cold in June. Let's start with 1. I can't give you a hug when it's cold, and I don't want you to take medicine.
Second, I don't reply to your message. It's not that I'm cold, but that my hands are cold.
Third, it's cold, pay attention to add clothes and don't catch cold. But you still caught a cold. Look at your sad look, my heart, alas, only one sentence can express it: small sample, you have today! In order not to let me succeed, you should pay attention to your health.
Fourth, "Why are northerners more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"
It's cold, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up.
6. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.
There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.
8. When having a snowball fight, if you see a melting hole in the snow and the color of the snow is yellow, remember! Do not touch it! Then who peed!
Nine, the weather is so cold. I cooked warm wine together. I like warm air conditioning and a big table. I like the mottled shadows on the pink wall. I like those small white eyes that seem to hold the whole sky. Good night
Ten, since you appeared, I didn't know that being loved is so beautiful. Write when you have time!
Don't wait, your Mr. Right is not coming. He is a garbage, eating chicken online all day.
Twelve, it's cold, only a coat, no hug.
Thirteen, I remember that winter was very bitter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.
Fourteen, people are tall and clothes are not suitable for the weather. It's cold, go to bed early and get up early.
It's very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.
Sixteen, my friend's ex-boyfriend is from Shanghai. Last year, he said he would take her back, and then they broke up. She told him that she wouldn't go because there was no heating in Shanghai. ...
17. I don't reply to your message. I am not cold, but my hands are cold.
We are like summer and autumn, but we can always turn winter into spring. Long live your best friend.
It's cold, and the place I want to go most is your arms except the bed.
Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.
Twenty-one, like a soft scarf, you can stick the whole face in it when it is cold.
Twenty-two, stars, lonely moon is difficult to be relative. Love and hate winter, this feeling is not eternal, so where do you go? The yellow sand is long and the sunset is longer. Sunset laughs at the world of mortals, and has been willful since ancient times.
Twenty-three, our lovely and kind' warm man', it's cold, put on more clothes and don't get sick!
Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.
Twenty-five, it's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.
Twenty-six, the undressing depends on courage, the washing depends on perseverance, and the getting up depends on explosiveness.
Twenty-seven, the temperature has dropped, the sound of falling flowers is known by the wind, the feeling of missing is known by the heart, the cold temperature is known by the winter, and my blessing is known by you. No flowery words, just want to send you warm wishes in the cold winter!
Twenty-eight, it is getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.
It is very cold in June. Let's start with 2 1. It's cold, in order to tell everyone how important the warmth of people around you is.
I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.
3, premeditated to meet you in a sunny winter.
4. Why don't I see anyone? Because it is cold, Yue Lao is knitting a sweater with my red thread.
It's cold, you should put on more clothes, don't freeze my whole world.
6. No matter how much I wear, I still freeze to death without me in my heart.
7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.
I hope the weather will be warmer this winter and milk tea will be sweeter. Boys around me will be happier and love me more.
9. Wear other people's long pants so that others don't have them.
10, officially announced that I'm going to take off the bill. It's really cold to wear one. I want to wear two.
1 1, the weather is cold like a joke, and life is like nonsense.
12, warm sunshine in winter, good daily life. Human fireworks, who can not love.
13, it takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.
14, I'm not cold, I'm cold.
15, night talk around the stove, warm wine to make tea.
16, it bothers me in winter and always freezes my hands and feet.
17, it's cold, and taking a bath is something that can't be stopped from the beginning.
18, lonely men and few women, girls say that coldness is actually a hooligan behavior.
19, it was so cold that I could even fart and dry my hands.
20. Waiting for the fallen leaves, the cold wind, the New Year fireworks and a better us.
2 1, don't send a circle of friends when it snows, let me know where the money is.
22,3℃ I choose 37℃ in my arms.
23. You are passionate over there, and I am frozen into a dog here.
This winter, as usual, there are no surprises, no accidents, and of course it doesn't matter.
25. It's too cold. Come to my bed and talk about everything.
26. It's cold, old moon. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?
It was last winter that you took out the lollipop in your sleeve.
28. May your world be full of sunshine and happiness in winter.
29. It's cold, only coats, no hugs.
30. People laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen into dogs.
3 1, you are old, don't remind your mother that you are already wearing long pants.
It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.
33. It's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.
34. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.
Southerners teach you how to wear a pair of pants at 0℃ and 40℃.
36. The weather is very cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.
I can give you a hug at 30℃ in one day.
38, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.
It's cold, put on more clothes and don't catch cold.
40. What I am most sorry for all winter is the hand that sticks out from the bed to play with my mobile phone.
4 1, the weather is getting cold, and I want to eat hot pot with someone I like.
42. God, it's so cold, the urine that has just been urinated immediately turns into ice.
43. It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.
44. There is a yearning call, looking through the autumn water, and a cold call, forgetting to wear long pants.
45, in such a cold day, single dog should be upgraded to bark and break the ice!
46. I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.
47, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
48. In winter, bears hide and everything begins to hibernate.
49, in such a cold day, single dog should be upgraded to bark and break the ice!
50. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.
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