Excerpts from workplace jokes

Did you find a job yesterday?

"No, when the recruiter negotiated with me, I said a damn nonsense!"

"What did you say wrong?"

"When he asked me if I would do this kind of work, I replied,' I can do this kind of work with my eyes closed'."

"That's right!"

"But he's looking for a janitor! Two people eat together, only two fish, one big and one small. One ate the big one first, and the other flew into a rage. How inappropriate! He complained. What's the matter? Asked the other. You ate the big one. If I were you, I wouldn't do it. What will happen to you? Of course I eat snacks first. What are you complaining about? Isn't that little fish still there? I'm going to get off work soon

It's almost time to get off work, and the manager came in and said to everyone: Everyone has worked hard today, and I want to give you a little surprise before getting off work; Everybody: What surprise? Manager: In order to finish the task ahead of schedule, the comrades fought for another three hours, and I helped to prepare lunch.